<![CDATA[Hemerrhoids]]>So? What is the cure for Hemerrhoids?

Topical relief sometimes helps.

Taking a sitz bath will work.

Eating fiber and exercising can be remedial.

And there is rubberbanding where the blood circulation to them in order to have them wither away.

Finally.....there is surgery.....where you cut the motherfuckers out.

The Cleveland Browns are suffering from some hemerrhoidal situations on this team:

Dwayne Bowe

Jim O'Neil

maybe a few other players and coaches.

Your job: I am bestowing upon you all a medical diploma from the Hudson Medical school and you are to diagnose which are the hemmorhoids on this team.....and apply a remedy.

Perhaps this press conference is one remedy.....

A Jim O'Neilectomy?

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@the-gipper said:

Hopefully you won't sit on your ass all day and aggravate those hemmhoroids! 😆

How do you spell that fucking word? I have tried it 10 different ways and each time my spell check says I am wrong.

I don't really know I copied yours.

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@the-gipper said:

Hopefully you won't sit on your ass all day and aggravate those hemmhoroids! 😆

How do you spell that fucking word? I have tried it 10 different ways and each time my spell check says I am wrong.

ASSTEROID proper spelling

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One Post From the Truth said:

I'm aware of your intentions, my morning coffee got me going.

Yes I agree 100 percent.

Hopefully you won't sit on your ass all day and aggravate those hemmhoroids! 😆

How do you spell that fucking word? I have tried it 10 different ways and each time my spell check says I am wrong.

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@the-gipper said:

Yea, I was really more interested in this subject as a football metaphor.......I would appreciate it if you would apply your suggestions to a Browns problem.

I'm aware of your intentions, my morning coffee got me going.

Yes I agree 100 percent.

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@canton-dawg said:

A Jim-Bob?

I prefer a head Bob...Thanks!

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One Post From the Truth said:

There are however some home remedies to remove the little love buttons.

1.) Try the ol "lick the pinky and tuck 'er back in" technique. Now mind you after the morning coffee makes the juices flow for a nice stool, you'll have to repeat.

2.) Try a pair of large toenail clippers. Rather painful it's still less painless than a large co pay.

3.) learn to love the little booger. It's a part of you that would seem better discarded but if you can learn to live with it, it can be considered part of your family right next to that hairy mole that no one sees either.

4.) Get the wife or girlfriend to play with it until it falls off. Yes at first it will smart like the Dickens but in time it just might be the glue that holds your sexual frustration at bay.

There are some tips....as for the Browns there just might be some more that grow back bigger after these are gone.

Yea, I was really more interested in this subject as a football metaphor.......I would appreciate it if you would apply your suggestions to a Browns problem.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/545215https://brownsboard.com/post/545215Wed, 04 Nov 2015 16:05:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hemerrhoids on Wed, 04 Nov 2015 13:48:25 GMT]]>There are however some home remedies to remove the little love buttons.

1.) Try the ol "lick the pinky and tuck 'er back in" technique. Now mind you after the morning coffee makes the juices flow for a nice stool, you'll have to repeat.

2.) Try a pair of large toenail clippers. Rather painful it's still less painless than a large co pay.

3.) learn to love the little booger. It's a part of you that would seem better discarded but if you can learn to live with it, it can be considered part of your family right next to that hairy mole that no one sees either.

4.) Get the wife or girlfriend to play with it until it falls off. Yes at first it will smart like the Dickens but in time it just might be the glue that holds your sexual frustration at bay.

There are some tips....as for the Browns there just might be some more that grow back bigger after these are gone.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/545146https://brownsboard.com/post/545146Wed, 04 Nov 2015 13:48:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hemerrhoids on Wed, 04 Nov 2015 13:26:47 GMT]]>Haslam Le Hemerrhoid !!!!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/545135https://brownsboard.com/post/545135Wed, 04 Nov 2015 13:26:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hemerrhoids on Wed, 04 Nov 2015 01:20:14 GMT]]>Neil and Bob? It's not who they are but what they do. A pretty good OC became available today. Supposed to be helpfull for serious ass pain issues too

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@the-gipper said:

A Jim O'Neilectomy?

A Jim-Bob?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/544988https://brownsboard.com/post/544988Wed, 04 Nov 2015 00:49:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hemerrhoids on Wed, 04 Nov 2015 00:36:37 GMT]]>Hemerrhoids shouldn't ever be talked a bout until they become the size of a small grape. Fortunately for you the sores you mentioned are well beyond the topic for discussion.

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