<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Every Browns loss since 1999 ranked...</p>

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<p>Sorry to burst your bubbles but the Browns didn't really "knock the Steelers out of the playoffs" in 2009. The Steelers needed to win their last 3 games and had to rely on help.</p>
<p>They won their last 3 going 9-7 but didn't get the help from other teams winning/losing. The best the browns did was to take away the Steelers controlling their own destiny.</p>

<p><a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/315164-the-pittsburgh-steelers-playoff-scenario" rel="external nofollow">http://bleacherreport.com/articles/315164-the-pittsburgh-steelers-playoff-scenario</a></p>

<p>Sorry to take that one away from you but you still have Turkey Jones slamming Bradshaw in 1976 and the 51-0 rout of the Steelers in 1989 to hang your hats on lol!</p>
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<p><span style="color:#800000">The Steelers got beat by a bad Browns team......had they beaten that bad Browns team that year, they would have made the playoffs.  You can make whatever excuses you need.....but the Browns knocked them out.</span></p>

<p><span style="color:#800000">And we hang our hats on our 13 Championships.   Call us when you reach half that number.</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/558907</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/558907</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2015 16:24:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Sat, 12 Dec 2015 06:08:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The Ghost of seasons Past. Memories of things that never happened. There's always next year! Even Drew Carey said he's done caring. He's right. Until they put a legitimate product on the field the fans should stop paying and agonizing. Life is too short.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/558280</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/558280</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Opal312]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2015 06:08:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Sat, 12 Dec 2015 03:03:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/557954">said</a>:</p>
<p>How about this:</p>

<p>
List the top 5 or 10 Browns wins of the post 1999 era.    Harder or easier to do?</p>

<p>
Some candidates:</p>
<p>
A. The 25 point comeback vs. Titans.</p>
<p>
B. Beating Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh in 1999.</p>
<p>
C. Beating Atlanta to make the playoffs in 2002.</p>
<p>
D. Beating Baltimore in OT in the "Stanchion Rule game".</p>
<p>
E. Beating Saints in Tim Couch Hail Mary</p>
<p>
F. Beating Steelers in the cold...sacking BR a ton of times...and knocking them out of the playoffs (which year?)</p>
<p>
G. Pounding the hell out of the Patriots.  Peyton Hillis's big game.</p>
<p>
H. Beating defending SB Champs Giants.</p>
<p>
I. Shutting out the Bills in a blizzard.</p>

<p>
So, there were a few good moments.</p>
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<p>
Sorry to burst your bubbles but the Browns didn't really "knock the Steelers out of the playoffs" in 2009. The Steelers needed to win their last 3 games and had to rely on help.</p>
<p>
They won their last 3 going 9-7 but didn't get the help from other teams winning/losing. The best the browns did was to take away the Steelers controlling their own destiny.</p>

<p>
<a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/315164-the-pittsburgh-steelers-playoff-scenario" rel="external nofollow">http://bleacherreport.com/articles/315164-the-pittsburgh-steelers-playoff-scenario</a></p>

<p>
Sorry to take that one away from you but you still have Turkey Jones slamming Bradshaw in 1976 and the 51-0 rout of the Steelers in 1989 to hang your hats on lol!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/558265</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/558265</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[StinkHole]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2015 03:03:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Sat, 12 Dec 2015 01:36:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/diehardbrownsfan" aria-label="Profile: diehardbrownsfan">@<bdi>diehardbrownsfan</bdi></a> <a href="/post/557990">said</a>:</p><div><p>I'll bet you do.  Go get some fucking counseling.</p></div></blockquote>
<p>if you pay money to go watch this fucking shitass team, you need fucking counseling...go fuck yourself...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/558256</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/558256</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[browns52]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2015 01:36:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Fri, 11 Dec 2015 14:39:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-cysko-kid" aria-label="Profile: the-cysko-kid">@<bdi>the-cysko-kid</bdi></a> <a href="/post/558008">said</a>:</p><div><p>Didn't we also beat the defending super bowl champ saints with the big ass punter running like 40 yards?</p></div></blockquote>
<p>Reggie Hodges...68 yards</p>


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<p>How about this:</p>

<p>List the top 5 or 10 Browns wins of the post 1999 era.    Harder or easier to do?</p>

<p>Some candidates:</p>
<p>A. The 25 point comeback vs. Titans.</p>
<p>B. Beating Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh in 1999.</p>
<p>C. Beating Atlanta to make the playoffs in 2002.</p>
<p>D. Beating Baltimore in OT in the "Stanchion Rule game".</p>
<p>E. Beating Saints in Tim Couch Hail Mary</p>
<p>F. Beating Steelers in the cold...sacking BR a ton of times...and knocking them out of the playoffs (which year?)</p>
<p>G. Pounding the hell out of the Patriots.  Peyton Hillis's big game.</p>
<p>H. Beating defending SB Champs Giants.</p>
<p>I. Shutting out the Bills in a blizzard.</p>

<p>So, there were a few good moments. </p>
</blockquote>Didn't we also beat the defending super bowl champ saints with the big ass punter running like 40 yards?]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/558008</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/558008</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Cysko Kid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2015 00:05:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:36:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/557954">said</a>:</p>
<p>How about this:</p>

<p>List the top 5 or 10 Browns wins of the post 1999 era.    Harder or easier to do?</p>

<p>Some candidates:</p>
<p>A. The 25 point comeback vs. Titans.</p>
<p>B. Beating Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh in 1999.</p>
<p>C. Beating Atlanta to make the playoffs in 2002.</p>
<p>D. Beating Baltimore in OT in the "Stanchion Rule game".</p>
<p>E. Beating Saints in Tim Couch Hail Mary</p>
<p>F. Beating Steelers in the cold...sacking BR a ton of times...and knocking them out of the playoffs (which year?)</p>
<p>G. Pounding the hell out of the Patriots.  Peyton Hillis's big game.</p>
<p>H. Beating defending SB Champs Giants.</p>
<p>I. Shutting out the Bills in a blizzard.</p>

<p>So, there were a few good moments.</p>

</blockquote>Beating the defending SB Champs Saints in their house.]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/557995</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/557995</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canton Dawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:36:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:29:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Still none worst than the Day we lost our Team. So FOff subway of shitty records </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/557991</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/557991</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gumby73]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:29:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:28:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/forevercleveland" aria-label="Profile: forevercleveland">@<bdi>forevercleveland</bdi></a> <a href="/post/557875">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>I feel like this little girl after reading that article</p>

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<p>I'll bet you do.  Go get some fucking counseling.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/557990</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/557990</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DieHardBrownsFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:28:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:05:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Gip, I also liked last year's 26-24 W over the Saints.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/557982</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/557982</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alporcini]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2015 23:05:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:37:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>How about this:</p>

<p>List the top 5 or 10 Browns wins of the post 1999 era.    Harder or easier to do?</p>

<p>Some candidates:</p>
<p>A. The 25 point comeback vs. Titans.</p>
<p>B. Beating Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh in 1999.</p>
<p>C. Beating Atlanta to make the playoffs in 2002.</p>
<p>D. Beating Baltimore in OT in the "Stanchion Rule game".</p>
<p>E. Beating Saints in Tim Couch Hail Mary</p>
<p>F. Beating Steelers in the cold...sacking BR a ton of times...and knocking them out of the playoffs (which year?)</p>
<p>G. Pounding the hell out of the Patriots.  Peyton Hillis's big game.</p>
<p>H. Beating defending SB Champs Giants.</p>
<p>I. Shutting out the Bills in a blizzard.</p>

<p>So, there were a few good moments. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/557954</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/557954</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:37:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Thu, 10 Dec 2015 20:03:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I feel like this little girl after reading that article</p>

<p><img src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1axdT9fS--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/azkes47edgtvvvxwy76x.jpg" alt="azkes47edgtvvvxwy76x.jpg" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/557875</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/557875</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ForeverCleveland]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2015 20:03:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If I Wasn't a Browns Fan, This Might Almost be Funny on Thu, 10 Dec 2015 19:59:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p>A couple general thoughts:</p>
<ul><li>The years with the worst loss luck seem to be 2001, 2002, and 2007…which happen to be three of the four years where the Browns managed a 7-9 or better record (2014 is the fourth). This at least somewhat stands to reason Pythogarean-ically, since you would expect more close games from a team who scores and gives up about the same number of points as opposed to a team who averages a three-score loss every game.</li>
<li>The Browns have had a lot of really bad offenses. There are really only a handful of shootout losses, and most of those seem to involve the Browns losing from ahead rather than falling just short in a comeback.</li>
<li>On a related note, the Browns have been shut out 13 times in 16+ years. Many of those were in the first couple of years back, but it’s still been a fun run of offensive ineptitude.</li>
<li>The Browns have lost to their current division rivals a total of 71 times (PIT: 27, BAL: 24, CIN: 20) for ~40% of their losses; since division games now make up 37.5% of the schedule, their run of ineptitude within the AFC North is particularly notable.</li>
</ul>
</blockquote>

<p>Ouch.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/557872</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/557872</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tinythinker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2015 19:59:06 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>