<![CDATA[Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers"]]>http://mobile.wnd.com/2016/01/germany-to-muslim-refugees-please-dont-poop-in-showers/

These people. Jesus christ.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/topic/39389/germany-tells-muslims-please-don-t-poop-in-the-showersRSS for NodeThu, 01 Oct 2026 01:10:57 GMTWed, 20 Jan 2016 22:25:11 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Wed, 03 Feb 2016 16:29:48 GMT]]>thoroughly flummoxed that #8 needed said. But then again please don't drop a numero dos in the shower also had to be said a few weeks back so i'm at a loss. Who are these people?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/575270https://brownsboard.com/post/575270Wed, 03 Feb 2016 16:29:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Tue, 02 Feb 2016 13:46:41 GMT]]>To the best of my german, they translate as:

1) Wash your body with soap

2) non-swimmers must stay in non-swimming zone and something something

3) don't push people in the water

4) don't hold people under water

5) be considerate, especially of children and other people

6) only dive in water when it's deep enough

7) only dive in water when it's clear of people

😎 swim in proper swimming costumes, not underwear

9) no matter what swimming costume a woman wears, be respectful

10) instructions on personal bathing are to be followed whether you're male or female

11) for non-swimmers, water is dangerous

12) no verbal or physical sexual harassment against any women in any clothing

13) something about making sure kids are supervised

Obviously, my german isn't perfect, so don't take these as gospel, but at least ball park.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/574854https://brownsboard.com/post/574854Tue, 02 Feb 2016 13:46:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Tue, 02 Feb 2016 13:39:16 GMT]]>They're at it again, those Germans, asking people to behave nicely:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12135197/Germany-hands-out-swimming-pool-etiquette-guides-after-sexual-harassment-reports-against-migrants.html?sf20153744=1

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/574852https://brownsboard.com/post/574852Tue, 02 Feb 2016 13:39:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Fri, 22 Jan 2016 17:04:25 GMT]]>

@stinkhole said:

Stuart

Must be why Cleve is always angry.

lol.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571927https://brownsboard.com/post/571927Fri, 22 Jan 2016 17:04:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:46:48 GMT]]>

@westside-steve said:

But a clean ass hole is a happy ass hole.

WSS

Stuart

Must be why Cleve is always angry.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571920https://brownsboard.com/post/571920Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:46:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:36:42 GMT]]>

@gftchris said:

Scheissen has a double s. Or, traditionally a scharfes s. You know, in the spirit of the german thread 😉

aha sie haben recht, ein sharfes S, ganz bestimmt.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571916https://brownsboard.com/post/571916Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:36:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:27:43 GMT]]>Scheissen has a double s. Or, traditionally a scharfes s. You know, in the spirit of the german thread 😉

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571914https://brownsboard.com/post/571914Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:27:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:17:26 GMT]]>It happens because industry is allowed by govt to shit or "scheisen", in the spirit of a german thread, in areas where rich white people aren't. This is why i'm not optimistic about the human race, because they don't see that contaminating shit is that big of a deal. It's a big planet, it'll dilute blah blah. This is why these oil companies want to route pipelines through as many bodies of water as they can, the cleanup is less costly.

In this particular case with Flint it's about water passing through old rusted out pipes. Oh well, back on topic...it kills me these mooslims must be thinking nothing of leaving a steaming turd in the showers. I know people in the west, often for medical reasons, take enemas in the shower so that's basically the same thing except it gets washed away immediately. Treating the shower as dump spot though? I'm confused.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571909https://brownsboard.com/post/571909Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:17:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Fri, 22 Jan 2016 12:25:55 GMT]]>"Weve had a city in the United States of America where the population, which is poor in many ways and majority African-American, has been drinking and bathing in lead-contaminated water. And the governor of that state acted as though he didnt really care, Clinton said. He had a request for help that he had basically stonewalled. Ill tell you what if the kids in a rich suburb of Detroit had been drinking contaminated water and being bathed in it, there wouldve been action.

Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders also commented on the Flint water crisis, saying Snyder should resign."

That must be it. Thanks Hillary and Bernie.

WSS

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571821https://brownsboard.com/post/571821Fri, 22 Jan 2016 12:25:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Fri, 22 Jan 2016 12:15:38 GMT]]>

@westside-steve said:

Yep.

Actually I like them.

Just kidding about water conservation vs tree conservation by the way.

WSS

Both necessary. Water shortages are probably the biggest problem facing the rising population, as opposed to land or food.

On the topic, I don't get how in supposedly the richest country in the world, you seemingly regularly have these hugely contaminated water supplies? Flint now, but didn't it happen in carolina or somewhere last year? Around Logic's way?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571818https://brownsboard.com/post/571818Fri, 22 Jan 2016 12:15:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Fri, 22 Jan 2016 11:50:13 GMT]]>

@gftchris said:

Bidets are plumbed in just the same as toilets, baths, sinks, they all have potable water in them (at least it is when it goes in).

Yep.

Actually I like them.

Just kidding about water conservation vs tree conservation by the way.

WSS

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571814https://brownsboard.com/post/571814Fri, 22 Jan 2016 11:50:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Fri, 22 Jan 2016 08:26:23 GMT]]>Bidets are plumbed in just the same as toilets, baths, sinks, they all have potable water in them (at least it is when it goes in).

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571807https://brownsboard.com/post/571807Fri, 22 Jan 2016 08:26:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 19:35:16 GMT]]>

@bbedward said:

You should drink some bidet water then come back and confirm - for science.

Fuck science, that's Woody and Chris' area. Come to think of it sos conservation!

WSS

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571669https://brownsboard.com/post/571669Thu, 21 Jan 2016 19:35:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 18:43:50 GMT]]>

@bbedward said:

You should drink some bidet water then come back and confirm - for science.

I agree. Hell cats and dogs are always tryin to get at that toilet water maybe we're the ones just not recognizing.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571660https://brownsboard.com/post/571660Thu, 21 Jan 2016 18:43:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 18:29:18 GMT]]>

@westside-steve said:

ps not to be a contrarian but bidet water is likely potable water which is in somewhat short supply these days. You'd be mixing it back into the sewage.

WSS

You should drink some bidet water then come back and confirm - for science.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571657https://brownsboard.com/post/571657Thu, 21 Jan 2016 18:29:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 18:00:54 GMT]]>ps not to be a contrarian but bidet water is likely potable water which is in somewhat short supply these days. You'd be mixing it back into the sewage.

WSS

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571653https://brownsboard.com/post/571653Thu, 21 Jan 2016 18:00:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:59:45 GMT]]>

@bbedward said:

If I had this toilet every poop would last 3 hours. I'd mount a TV in there, install a mini fridge filled with beverages, and probably have an accessible window the pizza man can deliver to.

even though I don't see the b hole xlrator, maybe that's an attachment you can buy?, but even still that's a most righteous john. I could watch an entire Browns game o nthat thing

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571652https://brownsboard.com/post/571652Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:59:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:29:23 GMT]]>

@pumpkin-eater said:

If I had this toilet every poop would last 3 hours. I'd mount a TV in there, install a mini fridge filled with beverages, and probably have an accessible window the pizza man can deliver to.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571644https://brownsboard.com/post/571644Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:29:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:14:46 GMT]]>Sorry guys, someone beat you too it.

A $2000 toilet

http://m.homedepot.com/p/OVE-Decors-Smart-1-piece-1-6-GPF-Elongated-Toilet-and-Bidet-with-Seat-in-White-OVE-Smart-Toilet/205451228?cm_mmc=Shopping%7CTHD%7CG%7C0%7CG-BASE-PLA-D29B-Fixtures&Toilets%7C&gclid=CjwKEAiAoIK1BRCRiMqphvnlwlwSJAAOebPMMKsAyiiymJWDcOaUDmGOcJupyz0YumDHbv5Ys5FhkRoCEt_w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571642https://brownsboard.com/post/571642Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:14:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:07:27 GMT]]>

@westside-steve said:

Combination bidet and XLRator! (hot air hand dryer)

WSS

dude that's srsly next level. Im kind of liking it.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571641https://brownsboard.com/post/571641Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:07:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:07:14 GMT]]>

@westside-steve said:

Hey maybe I should go on shark tank. Combination bidet and XLRator! (hot air hand dryer)

WSS

Shark Tank Al Arabia?

Kinda like Arab Idol maybe they have a local shark tank

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571640https://brownsboard.com/post/571640Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:07:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:05:01 GMT]]>

@bbedward said:

Don't you still have to wipe after you rinse? I wouldn't wanna grow mold down there.

Hey maybe I should go on shark tank. Combination bidet and XLRator! (hot air hand dryer)

WSS

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571639https://brownsboard.com/post/571639Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:05:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:04:03 GMT]]>

@bbedward said:

Don't you still have to wipe after you rinse? I wouldn't wanna grow mold down there.

After a bidet? Probably. After a shower attachment job? No.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571637https://brownsboard.com/post/571637Thu, 21 Jan 2016 17:04:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers" on Thu, 21 Jan 2016 16:58:58 GMT]]>

@bbedward said:

Don't you still have to wipe after you rinse? I wouldn't wanna grow mold down there.

yeah but think about how much less paper you'd use just doing a general pat down.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/571635https://brownsboard.com/post/571635Thu, 21 Jan 2016 16:58:58 GMT