<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life"]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>damn, he's hilarious. With this locker room, and Hue....</p>

<p>things will be a different deal from the gitgo next season.</p>

<p>I love these interviews by Joe Thomas. lol Maybe when Hue talks to</p>
<p>Joe Thomas, they will record it and put it up on the Browns site....</p>

<p><a href="http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/media-center/videos/The-Best-of-the-Joe-Thomas-Hour/117a4ed8-1a6a-44b3-b295-4fc3080a4ba9" rel="external nofollow">http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/media-center/videos/The-Best-of-the-Joe-Thomas-Hour/117a4ed8-1a6a-44b3-b295-4fc3080a4ba9</a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/39400/the-best-of-joe-thomas-s-the-best-two-minutes-of-your-life</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 23:22:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/39400.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2016 20:41:51 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Sat, 30 Jan 2016 16:51:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>plus...there is a huge pile of HOF skill players that never won anything either......</p>

<p>Whether it's WR, QB or LT.....if you only have one good player you aint winning....period.</p>

<p>So the argument that Thomas never won us a game is stupid at best....</p>

<p>The Marino, Sanders and Dickersons never won either.....its a long list....</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/574129</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/574129</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mudfly]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2016 16:51:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Sat, 30 Jan 2016 16:41:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/gftchris" aria-label="Profile: gftchris">@<bdi>gftchris</bdi></a> <a href="/post/574051">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>So you don't think he's headed to the hall? Fine. You're welcome to your opinion. But if you weren't the only one thinking that it would be a lot easier to take you seriously.</p>

<p>Your point about having a HoF tackle and still not achieving much is valid, but it's not his fault the drafting, coaching and playing around him has been dire.</p>
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<p><span style="color:#800000">The New England Patriots are not in the Super Bowl now because they did not have someone close to the quality of Joe Thomas playing for them.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#800000">Can having a good offensive line win you a championship?   No.....so I guess Ghoolie may be right about that point, you need the skill performers as well.</span></p>

<p><span style="color:#800000">Can not having a good offensive line lose you a championship.....Absolutely. Without it, those skilled performers, like Tom Brady will be flat on their backs.</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/574120</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/574120</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2016 16:41:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Sat, 30 Jan 2016 11:34:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>VesnaKociper said:</p><div>
<p>You post pussy and the conversations gets diluted.</p>

<p>ME? Hate Joe Thomas? I don't hate Joe Thomas. I hate assholes who think this useless fucker is good, and headed to the HOF. You guys are like whores on a sailor weekend houseboat. You open your mouth and jism comes pouring out.</p>

<p>The video of him is the most lame ass, meaningless conversation ever recorded. He is as funny as shit on the back of your chicks twat. </p>
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<p>So you don't think he's headed to the hall? Fine. You're welcome to your opinion. But if you weren't the only one thinking that it would be a lot easier to take you seriously.</p>

<p>Your point about having a HoF tackle and still not achieving much is valid, but it's not his fault the drafting, coaching and playing around him has been dire.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/574051</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/574051</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2016 11:34:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:46:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/573898">said</a>:</p>
<p><span style="color:#800000">I don't think it is a federal crime to bag the pelt of a female Steeler fan. </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#800000">I mean, first off....they are like the dwarf women of Middle Earth.....hard to tell male and female apart because of the beards.</span></p>

<p></p><div class="embed-wrapper"><div class="embed-container"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rD2GemlYkxM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><p></p>
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<p>Oh, I thought you meant the Mountain Lion.</p>

<p>Steeler fan pelt ... no harm, no foul.</p>

<p>Z</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573899</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573899</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:46:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:44:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/573893">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>Well, if he did, I dont think you would speak too much about a federal crime.</p>

<p>Z</p>
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<p><span style="color:#800000">I don't think it is a federal crime to bag the pelt of a female Steeler fan. </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#800000">I mean, first off....they are like the dwarf women of Middle Earth.....hard to tell male and female apart because of the beards.</span></p>

<p></p><div class="embed-wrapper"><div class="embed-container"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rD2GemlYkxM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><p></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573898</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573898</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:44:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:26:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/573887">said</a>:</p><p><span style="color:#800000">Cute.  I vote for the female Steeler fan.  Did JT bag that pelt?</span></p></blockquote>
<p>Well, if he did, I dont think you would speak too much about a federal crime.</p>

<p>Z</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573893</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573893</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:26:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:13:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/flyingfooldoug" aria-label="Profile: flyingfooldoug">@<bdi>flyingfooldoug</bdi></a> <a href="/post/573817">said</a>:</p><div><p>i can't get the link to post but cleveland.com has an article about Joe seeing a lion while hunting in the Shenango Wildlife area a couple of years ago. It may have been a bear, bigfoot or female stealer fan too. There are some strange things running around over that way. But I'm sure he saw something</p></div></blockquote>
<p><span style="color:#800000">Cute.  I vote for the female Steeler fan.  Did JT bag that pelt?</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573887</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573887</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:13:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Fri, 29 Jan 2016 14:34:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/573556">said</a>:</p>
<p>And we could attract a lot of hot, older women.</p>
<p>
<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3942/15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg" alt="15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg" /></p>
</blockquote>Oh goodness. I'd be on that shit like a chicken on a cockroach.]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573831</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573831</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[One Post]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2016 14:34:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Fri, 29 Jan 2016 14:05:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>While on a bow hunting trip in Wyoming I came across a female of the species with only her sweatshirt top on. Turned out to be one of four nudist campers who had camped out overnight.</p>
<p>I told my wife the story and placated her by showing that I had a doe hunting permit, so all was well. <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/twemoji/1f606.png?v=33a42da2581" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-twemoji emoji--laughing" title=":laughing:" alt="😆" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573821</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573821</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TexasAg1969]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2016 14:05:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Fri, 29 Jan 2016 13:56:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/573526">said</a>:</p>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>That would be quite a story since there hasn't been a cougar (Mountain lion) sighting in Ohio or any of its neighboring states in the past 25 years.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Maybe Joe was into the hooch and spied a bobcat.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
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<p>  i can't get the link to post but cleveland.com has an article about Joe seeing a lion while hunting in the Shenango Wildlife area a couple of years ago. It may have been a bear, bigfoot or female stealer fan too. There are some strange things running around over that way. But I'm sure he saw something</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573817</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573817</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[flyingfooldoug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2016 13:56:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 14:35:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/573556">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>And we could attract a lot of hot, older women.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3942/15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg" alt="15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg" /></p>
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<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Now we're talking.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573557</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573557</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 14:35:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 14:34:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/573547">said</a>:</p><div>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>I stand corrected. That is pretty cool!</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We have them down here, but they are called "Florida Panthers".</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>But they aren't really Lions or Panthers ... they are Cougars.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Since Ghoolie wants to rename the Browns, maybe we shoulda went with Cleveland Cougars.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
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<p>And we could attract a lot of hot, older women.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3942/15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg" alt="15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573556</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573556</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 14:34:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 14:12:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/calfoxwc" aria-label="Profile: calfoxwc">@<bdi>calfoxwc</bdi></a> <a href="/post/573541">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>Sure, it's been over 25 yrs, but I had a mountain lion come </p>
<p>too close to me on the farm one winter night. When the sheriff came out,</p>
<p>he said once in a while, a mountain lion will travel south and east because</p>
<p>of hard winters and too much snow.</p>

<p>and...</p>

<p><a data-ipb="nomediaparse" href="http://www.cleveland.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2014/07/mountain_lion_spotting_roaming.html" rel="external nofollow">http://www.cleveland.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2014/07/mountain_lion_spotting_roaming.html</a></p>
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<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>I stand corrected. That is pretty cool!</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We have them down here, but they are called "Florida Panthers".</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>But they aren't really Lions or Panthers ... they are Cougars.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Since Ghoolie wants to rename the Browns, maybe we shoulda went with Cleveland Cougars.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573547</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573547</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 14:12:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 14:02:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Sure, it's been over 25 yrs, but I had a mountain lion come </p>
<p>too close to me on the farm one winter night. When the sheriff came out,</p>
<p>he said once in a while, a mountain lion will travel south and east because</p>
<p>of hard winters and too much snow.</p>

<p>and...</p>

<p><a href="http://www.cleveland.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2014/07/mountain_lion_spotting_roaming.html" rel="external nofollow">http://www.cleveland.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2014/07/mountain_lion_spotting_roaming.html</a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573541</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573541</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[calfoxwc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 14:02:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:38:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/flyingfooldoug" aria-label="Profile: flyingfooldoug">@<bdi>flyingfooldoug</bdi></a> <a href="/post/573513">said</a>:</p><div><p>JT likes to hunt in the Shenango Wildlife area quite often. That's just down the street from me and I've been fortunate enough to have coffee with him at a local cafe too. He's very personable and a gentleman to boot. He tells a very interesting story about sighting a mountain lion on one of his hunts here too. Cool guy and I for one wanna see him a Brown his whole career</p></div></blockquote>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>That would be quite a story since there hasn't been a cougar (Mountain lion) sighting in Ohio or any of its neighboring states in the past 25 years.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Maybe Joe was into the hooch and spied a bobcat.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573526</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573526</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:38:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:07:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps they'd just cancel each other out.</p>

<p>Then, since just a little bit of peace and quiet would have been achieved, they would both neither post here ever again.</p>

<p>Gone, like the puff of smoke that was Manziel's NFL career, never to be seen again.</p>


<p>Or, I could be dreaming, and one of them will be along shortly to add to the hate.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573518</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573518</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsympathetic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:07:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:04:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/gftchris" aria-label="Profile: gftchris">@<bdi>gftchris</bdi></a> <a href="/post/573514">said</a>:</p><p>Ghoolie, your level of hatred towards JT is impressive. It's like, if you and Poetic G ever came in to contact you would annihilate one another or something.</p></blockquote>
<p>   Kinda like if Anti Matter contacts Don't Matter. Then you get Who Cares?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573516</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573516</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[flyingfooldoug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:04:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:47:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ghoolie, your level of hatred towards JT is impressive. It's like, if you and Poetic G ever came in to contact you would annihilate one another or something.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573514</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573514</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:47:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:34:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>JT likes to hunt in the Shenango Wildlife area quite often. That's just down the street from me and I've been fortunate enough to have coffee with him at a local cafe too. He's very personable and a gentleman to boot. He tells a very interesting story about sighting a mountain lion on one of his hunts here too. Cool guy and I for one wanna see him a Brown his whole career</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573513</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573513</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[flyingfooldoug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:34:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life" on Thu, 28 Jan 2016 01:21:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>You're slipping. Almost a week wait with your manufactured hostility?</p>

<p>I should have included:</p>

<p>"for fans with a real sense of humor"</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/573463</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/573463</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[calfoxwc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2016 01:21:14 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>