As far as arguing with you, that's EASY! Your idea of a BIG WR is 5'10".

Mike

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No, what I said was "big-GER". He was bigGER than you. But you hadn't gotten

your new hearing aid yet. And the last time I finished your cheesy chip dip, I missed

part of the fourth quarter because my eyes were watering. I'll bring my own, and

we'll see whose chip dip is just right.

@tour2ma said:

Some of us are natural born...........no training needed.

@texasag1969 said:

Bastage in training...

nah, just kidding. browns fans could sit outside and watch an A bomb go off, get a nice tan and brush off the dust of everything else that used to be while we go get another drink and another italian combo.

@texasag1969 said:

Now THAT'S funny! We'll teach these smart alecky young whippersnappers!

Mike, one of the ole bastards....and proud of it. LOL

@baconhound said:

So you're just a snotty nosed little bastard then?

At 40 I feel like a kid

@calfoxwc said:

I DO like some heat in my food. Capsicum is good for ya!

As far as arguing with you, that's EASY! Your idea of a BIG WR is 5'10".

Mike

I wouldn't have to, except Canton Mike's chip dip is too peppery,

and he keeps disagreeing with me about the draft....

@canton-mike said:

God bless ya Mike!

I may be old. I may be tired. But that doesn't mean, I'm uninspired. When my doctor is telling me why I'm on half the inventory at CVS I can finally tell him "that's not what Canton Mike says."

@mudfly said:

Mike were you a Captain for the Browns? Have no fear the new analytics FO boys have come to the rescue.

@wargograw said:

Yes, I do have your # Paul & I will call.

Mike

@canton-mike said:

Give me a call when you're here. I live between Austin and SA. You have my number.

@texasag1969 said:

Understood. We have 7 Grandkids, 4 local & 3 in San Antonio. Looks like we will be flying down for the oldest Granddaughters high school graduation in a few months. A stop at Rudy's Country Store & BBQ is a must.

Mike

@canton-mike said:

My white haired A&M classmates do not think it funny that my hair is still almost as black as it was as a teen. I have to point out the few silver ones that go from root to tip to prove i don't color it. I just say, "It's just the genes boys, just the genes."

If I come that way I'd like to meet you and several other of the BB crew. At the moment I stay pretty busy with grandkids and visits with 4 siblings & families.

@oldbrownsfan said:

I'd be ok with it as long as I could still make it to my Browns' seats, fish with the great or great-great Grandkids, & laugh.

Mike

@texasag1969 said:

Ag, It appears we are 2 peas in a pod! LOL

Let's you & I just keep laughin' at the aging process. I get people saying "you don't look or act like a 69 year old" & I ask how I'm supposed to look or act?

Anytime you get to Ohio, shoot me a PM.

Mike

@canton-mike said:

At one point, my avatar was a picture of Alfred E Neuman, the "What, me worry?" guy from Mad Magazine. As a young, poor, inner city kid, I chose to face everything in life with that extreme optimism (a strong faith has helped too), including Vietnam & my beloved Browns, knowing that there is positive in every negative & I think it's healthy to look for, and dwell on, the positive. My reward follows:

Had my annual physical today...weight down, BP (as always) 115 over 70, all other stuff normal & only change is that, even though already in good range, my "bad cholesterol" is trending DOWNWARD. All this while still being totally medicine free & eating & drinking whatever the hell I want!!! Life is good....so is beer, red meat, bacon, sausage, BBQ, Pizza, fried fish, buffalo wings, Slim Jims, BBQ chips, cookies, twinkies, peanut butter fudge, apple pie, rhubarb pie, & several other less healthy food items that I consume in large doses (I salt almost EVERYTHING, including pizza & McDonalds burgers & fries). All this in my 70th year. My wife just shook her head, laughed, & said "I know what he EATS & DRINKS!". Frank (my Doc) just laughs & reminds me I'm a rarity. I think it's all attitude. I know this was lengthy, but I just wanted to make my point that being positive can be healthy, not only for us, but for our Browns.

The Browns have taught me "unconditional love".

Mike

Mike I'm extremely glad to see a great and healthy check up! Burning the candle at both ends isn't all its cracked up to be. Unless you have gift of family healthiness to get away with it!!!

Live long and prosper! GO BROWNS

• On turning 70: "You still chase women, but only downhill."
• On turning 80: "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing."
• On turning 90: "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
• On turning 100: "I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."
• On going to heaven: "I've done benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

@oldbrownsfan said:

Living that long is overrated.

I'm all for living to a ripe old age but not thinking I would want to make it past 100 though.

@canton-mike said:

Had my annual physical today...weight down, BP (as always) 115 over 70, all other stuff normal & only change is that, even though already in good range, my "bad cholesterol" is trending DOWNWARD.

If you ever want to borrow a cup of cholesterol, drop me a PM. Genetically predisposed in the other direction. Mom never clocked in under 300 HDL and ate Fish and veggies most of her golden years... unbuttered...