<![CDATA[Draft Day Motherfuckers!]]>Finally, I can stop reading about how Eli Apple might bust because he's not a great cook, how 25 QBs will end up going in the top 3, how Myles Jack/Jaylon Smith/whoever is recovering, how Tiny Tommy, a gutsy but undersized QB from Don't Give a Shit State will be a steal and end up the starter in week one.

Sure it's only the first round, but at least from here the speculation will actually have some basis. And who knows, we might have made one pick, two if we trade up with Denver, or three if we move JT.

Sit back, grab the beer (or in my case, coffee, it starts at 1am) and enjoy the ride.

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@the-gipper said:

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I am not kidding one bit. They have a Peckerfest somewhere over there.

Ah yes, scenes from The PricksBurg Draft Party

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@d-bone said:

These guys are dressed like douchebags, and most already have their first contract spent.

Do any of these dudes still have a father? Moms only red carpet & Dodd brings a dude.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/600196https://brownsboard.com/post/600196Thu, 28 Apr 2016 23:28:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 22:43:01 GMT]]>These guys are dressed like douchebags, and most already have their first contract spent.

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@opal312 said:

Does anyone think the Browns should stay at number 8 and start drafting quality instead of quantity. I so want to believe that the new Front Office Sashi and DePodesta know what they're doing and will change things for good. This draft makes me nervous.

I'm entirely with you Opal. Even the guys on NFLN said you have to start drafting sometime. The other thing is the farther down you go, the less return you're going to get in the way of draft picks. Now if the Broncos offered me Von Miller and their first rounder- I might be interested.

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@tour2ma said:

Our analytics staff is ready to rip...

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Our Nerds Get their Revenge.

Super Bowl, Baby!!

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]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/600129https://brownsboard.com/post/600129Thu, 28 Apr 2016 20:04:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 19:34:21 GMT]]>Does anyone think the Browns should stay at number 8 and start drafting quality instead of quantity. I so want to believe that the new Front Office Sashi and DePodesta know what they're doing and will change things for good. This draft makes me nervous.

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@londonbrown said:

Looking forward to it, I watch with two friends and we put in £10 each and guess every pick. 5pts correct player 2pts correct position, makes it more fun!

Both of you should have at least 9 points going into the third pick. 🙂

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Bosa

Ramsey

Doctson

Joseph

Killebrew

Scooby

Boehringer

Willie Henry

Ragland

Chris JOnes

Marshall

Higbee

Deion Jones

Soma Vainuku

Kevin Hogan

Some locks.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/600104https://brownsboard.com/post/600104Thu, 28 Apr 2016 18:50:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 18:38:42 GMT]]>We're going to nail this draft. I've got a feeling. Just remember this is a long term plan and we are only in the first year. We've captured multiple future picks from this draft already. I hope we continue to collect these valuable future picks AND get the impact players that will be instrumental to bringing us a championship.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/600100https://brownsboard.com/post/600100Thu, 28 Apr 2016 18:38:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 17:36:02 GMT]]>Sadly as been the case for a couple weeks now, I'll be at work listening to the draft. Having to pull 12+ hour days this month. Not sure what time we'll pick, but I'm busting my ass to wrap up at a reasonable time.

Yours truly won't be very active in the tavern. So have a few drinks for me, provide some intelligent yet useless insight and let's pray we don't Brownie this thing up with our rookie FO first draft.

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I am not kidding one bit. They have a Peckerfest somewhere over there.

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@the-gipper said:

You cray cray gambling on the draft. The most unpredictable event in sports.

A good frend of mine had 100k on Cam Newton to be #1 pick, he'll never do it again though, was a nervous wreck.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/600021https://brownsboard.com/post/600021Thu, 28 Apr 2016 15:10:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 15:10:16 GMT]]>Or this....fyi......somewhere in Japan there is actually a "Dickhead Festival"....or a Penis Festival, and people where all kinds of weird dicks.

Gt+okay+but+if+a+man+did+the+same+exact+

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/600020https://brownsboard.com/post/600020Thu, 28 Apr 2016 15:10:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 15:05:55 GMT]]>Ahhh, what a relief. I've done wasted so much time on these prospects! I told myself I wouldn't get involved but I couldn't help myself. Wishing I was the GM, I'd bring you motherfuckas home a Lombardi. Ha!

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@westside-steve said:

There certainly are a wide variety of mocks out there. Lots a professional prognosticators are going to wind up looking like dicks.

🙂

WSS

Maybe we should make the one that does the worst job wear this hat. Browns FO would have had it for like 4 years running.

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@jrb12711 said:

The Browns are in a position to pick through the draft over the next 2-3 years to get playmakers high in the draft and right this ship. I like what has been going on so far but gotta hit on these picks. Please, God, let this be the start of something great!

They have been in that same position the last 4-5 years.....and pretty much fucked it up every time. Just sayin'.

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@londonbrown said:

Looking forward to it, I watch with two friends and we put in £10 each and guess every pick. 5pts correct player 2pts correct position, makes it more fun!

You cray cray gambling on the draft. The most unpredictable event in sports.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/600015https://brownsboard.com/post/600015Thu, 28 Apr 2016 15:02:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 14:38:07 GMT]]>There certainly are a wide variety of mocks out there. Lots a professional prognosticators are going to wind up looking like dicks.

🙂

WSS

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/600008https://brownsboard.com/post/600008Thu, 28 Apr 2016 14:38:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 14:34:50 GMT]]>The Browns are in a position to pick through the draft over the next 2-3 years to get playmakers high in the draft and right this ship. I like what has been going on so far but gotta hit on these picks. Please, God, let this be the start of something great!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/600006https://brownsboard.com/post/600006Thu, 28 Apr 2016 14:34:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 13:50:48 GMT]]>Looking forward to it, I watch with two friends and we put in £10 each and guess every pick. 5pts correct player 2pts correct position, makes it more fun!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/599989https://brownsboard.com/post/599989Thu, 28 Apr 2016 13:50:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Draft Day Motherfuckers! on Thu, 28 Apr 2016 13:49:07 GMT]]>Buckner and Lynch

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One Post From the Truth said:

Don't appreciate you saying mother fucker. Don't be a goddamn mother fucking mother fucking fucker. Whoooo hoooo draft day!!!!

Uhmm, that is "pancake eating motherfucker" thank you very much.

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