<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[I Swear...]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>... if we get an influx of fuckin' Cody Kessler fanboys in here... I will loose my shit!</p>

<p>Nuke 'em all!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/40308/i-swear...</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 00:59:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/40308.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 03:41:58 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sun, 01 May 2016 18:50:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/baconhound" aria-label="Profile: baconhound">@<bdi>baconhound</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601516">said</a>:</p><div><p>I love Kessler he'll be holding a tablet for two solid years!</p></div></blockquote>
<p><span style="color:#800000">Just like Brian Sipe.</span></p>

<p><span style="color:#800000">Kessler is our new Brian Sipe.  California kid come and make good?</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/602043</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/602043</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2016 18:50:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 20:52:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tour2ma" aria-label="Profile: tour2ma">@<bdi>tour2ma</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601616">said</a>:</p>

<p>I'm pretty sure mik's pessimism has zero impact on the Browns suckage...</p>

<p>Lighten up and enjoy the forum... welcome...</p>
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<p>Been here a long long time I just like to read and follow Browns talk since I don't get enough of it where I live.</p>

<p>Not saying his as an individual opinion is the problem but him and along with every other person like him as a collective whole. Because there's a lot of  guys like him out there now because we've been bad for too long and now nobody has any damn patience to just wait it out.  I don't blame him but we really are part of the problem now. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601642</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601642</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hvrbarr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 20:52:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 19:56:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/hvrbarr" aria-label="Profile: hvrbarr">@<bdi>hvrbarr</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601561">said</a>:</p><div><p>It's knee jerk fan reactions like yours that the Browns continue to suck. Coaches don't have time to coach because they are being shown the door since we as fans don't have any patience. Then player projects get ruined because a new coaching stuff goes a different direction or has no interest in developing them since it's not their guy. So thank you for being one of many that hold the Browns down.</p></div></blockquote>

<p>I'm pretty sure mik's pessimism has zero impact on the Browns suckage...</p>

<p>Lighten up and enjoy the forum... welcome...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601616</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601616</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tour2ma]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 19:56:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 18:59:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-cysko-kid" aria-label="Profile: the-cysko-kid">@<bdi>the-cysko-kid</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601547">said</a>:</p><div><p>Which is exactly what you want a third round qb doing. Sitting learning. Not thrown to the wolves season 1.</p></div></blockquote>

<p>Absolutely then in year 3 Montreal Alouettes</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601563</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601563</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[BaconHound]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 18:59:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 18:54:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601381">said</a>:</p>
<p><strong>this franchise blows chunks.</strong></p>

<p><strong>fired farmer for this?</strong></p>

<p><strong>what a bunch of shit. literal corn-in-poop SHIT.</strong></p>

<p><strong>in my next lifetime.............................i'll be born in europe and watch cricket.</strong></p>
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<p>It's knee jerk fan reactions like yours that the Browns continue to suck. Coaches don't have time to coach because they are being shown the door since we as fans don't have any patience. Then player projects get ruined because a new coaching stuff goes a different direction or has no interest in developing them since it's not their guy. So thank you for being one of many that hold the Browns down.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601561</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601561</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hvrbarr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 18:54:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 18:23:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/baconhound" aria-label="Profile: baconhound">@<bdi>baconhound</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601516">said</a>:</p><p>I love Kessler he'll be holding a tablet for two solid years!</p></blockquote>
<p>Which is exactly what you want a third round qb doing. Sitting learning. Not thrown to the wolves season 1.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601547</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601547</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Cysko Kid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 18:23:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:56:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I love Kessler he'll be holding a tablet for two solid years!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601516</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601516</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[BaconHound]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:56:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:41:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tim-couch-pulls-out" aria-label="Profile: tim-couch-pulls-out">@<bdi>tim-couch-pulls-out</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601411">said</a>:</p><p>It's hilarious that people are shitting tits over a backup QB - a pretty good one, at that - and not because we missed out on three of the top fifteen players in this draft in the second round.</p></blockquote> I have to agree. For me if I was going to bitch  about anything it would be not taking Jack at 32]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601505</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601505</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jcam222]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:41:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:39:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/walterwhite" aria-label="Profile: walterwhite">@<bdi>walterwhite</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601353">said</a>:</p><p>I trust Hue Jackson more than any of you. </p></blockquote> write it on the calendar. Today is a monumental day because I agree with Walter.]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601503</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601503</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jcam222]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:39:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:23:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>hey man, i had a bad morning and might have come out sw2inging with how i think this draft is going so far but who am I? yep, just another schlub on this forum spouting his opinion. if it's negative or positive who is to tell another fan how to think or speak?</strong></p>

<p><strong>love how some people are quick to name someone a negative nancy, then when nancy turns out to be right they say they were with her all along holding her hand and tickling her cunnie.</strong></p>

<p><strong>go ahead all you holmgren anointees. tell us unbelievers how to feel.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601490</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601490</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:23:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:17:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/walterwhite" aria-label="Profile: walterwhite">@<bdi>walterwhite</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601353">said</a>:</p><div><p>I trust Hue Jackson more than any of you. </p></div></blockquote>

<p>I give this till October when you'll be balls deep on this board with your next coaching change scenario. We'll be 0-4 and you'll be screaming how if we fire jackson now we can bring in so and so and salvage the season. Meanwhile real fans have to endure faggots like Kiper taking live on air swings at the "expansion" Browns. So not a word about Hue Jackson out of you for at least 5 years ok?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601487</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601487</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Clevfan4life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 17:17:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 15:32:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Is it "lose the hounds"?</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/walterwhite" aria-label="Profile: walterwhite">@<bdi>walterwhite</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601353">said</a>:</p><div><p>I trust Hue Jackson more than any of you. </p></div></blockquote>

<p>That hurts, Walter. I mean it really hurts...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601434</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601434</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tour2ma]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 15:32:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 14:06:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/diehardbrownsfan" aria-label="Profile: diehardbrownsfan">@<bdi>diehardbrownsfan</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601410">said</a>:</p><p>Loose?</p></blockquote>He's going to cut loose all his shit.]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601415</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601415</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[One Post]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 14:06:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:24:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's hilarious that people are shitting tits over a backup QB - a pretty good one, at that - and not because we missed out on three of the top fifteen players in this draft in the second round.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601411</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601411</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Couch Pulls Out]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:24:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:20:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tour2ma" aria-label="Profile: tour2ma">@<bdi>tour2ma</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601243">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>... if we get an influx of fuckin' Cody Kessler fanboys in here... I will loose my shit!</p>

<p>Nuke 'em all!</p>
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<p>Loose?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601410</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601410</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DieHardBrownsFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:20:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:14:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/logicisforsquares" aria-label="Profile: logicisforsquares">@<bdi>logicisforsquares</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601401">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>I didn't know we were posting with a former NFL GM. Who would you have picked, Mr. Holmgren?</p>

<p>I will let the players get on the field before I pass any judgment. </p>
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<p>Bring back Johnny and Dwayne ..... we are clueless <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=49bfe9ee7e6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601408</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601408</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[darren15]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:14:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:00:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601381">said</a>:</p><div>
<p><strong>this franchise blows chunks.</strong></p>

<p><strong>fired farmer for this?</strong></p>

<p><strong>what a bunch of shit. literal corn-in-poop SHIT.</strong></p>

<p><strong>in my next lifetime.............................i'll be born in europe and watch cricket.</strong></p>
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<p>I didn't know we were posting with a former NFL GM. Who would you have picked, Mr. Holmgren?</p>

<p>I will let the players get on the field before I pass any judgment. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601401</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601401</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LogicIsForSquares]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 13:00:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 12:50:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601381">said</a>:</p><div>
<p><strong>this franchise blows chunks.</strong></p>

<p><strong>fired farmer for this?</strong></p>

<p><strong>what a bunch of shit. literal corn-in-poop SHIT.</strong></p>

<p><strong>in my next lifetime.............................i'll be born in europe and watch cricket.</strong></p>
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<p>Mik is sad <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f641.png?v=49bfe9ee7e6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_frowning_face" title=":slightly_frowning_face:" alt="🙁" /> how about we let these kids play some football before deciding to fire everyone once again?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601395</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601395</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 12:50:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 12:18:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>this franchise blows chunks.</strong></p>

<p><strong>fired farmer for this?</strong></p>

<p><strong>what a bunch of shit. literal corn-in-poop SHIT.</strong></p>

<p><strong>in my next lifetime.............................i'll be born in europe and watch cricket.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601381</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601381</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 12:18:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 12:04:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lodilobo" aria-label="Profile: lodilobo">@<bdi>lodilobo</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601364">said</a>:</p><p>Maybe we should ban picking any qb with names beginning with with the letter "C"   ( Colt, Couch, Charlie ). The "Cleveland Browns rule."</p></blockquote>
<p>  Tim starts with a TEEE</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601376</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601376</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[flyingfooldoug]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 12:04:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 10:22:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Maybe we should ban picking any qb with names beginning with with the letter "C"   ( Colt, Couch, Charlie ). The "Cleveland Browns rule."</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/601364</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/601364</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lodilobo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2016 10:22:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I Swear... on Sat, 30 Apr 2016 09:20:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/d-bone" aria-label="Profile: d-bone">@<bdi>d-bone</bdi></a> <a href="/post/601257">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Opal, WAAAAAAAAAA</p>

<p>Surfs up T! Cody is a righteous dude, and he will bring avocados and soy to Cleveland.  He's as bitchen as they get bro. </p>
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<p> "They said it wouldn't last too long</p>
<p>They'll eat their words with a fork and spoon</p>
<p>And watch 'em they'll hit the road"</p>

<p>I'm gettin' in on this early. Taking my little sailing kayak down to the coast and: </p>



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<p>Come on boys jump in the boat for a throwback Browns team. Can't hurt.</p>


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