<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Ted Cruz Throwin 'Bows]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/05/03/ted-cruz-drops-out-then-hits-elbows-his-wife-heidi-cruz/83901160/" rel="external nofollow">http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/05/03/ted-cruz-drops-out-then-hits-elbows-his-wife-heidi-cruz/83901160/</a></p>


<p><img src="http://8482-presscdn-0-13.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cruzwhack.gif" alt="cruzwhack.gif" /></p>


<p>Goodnight sweet prince</p>




<p>(unless someone already posted this)</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/40383/ted-cruz-throwin-bows</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 04:40:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/40383.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 02:52:35 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ted Cruz Throwin 'Bows on Thu, 05 May 2016 22:04:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/logicisforsquares" aria-label="Profile: logicisforsquares">@<bdi>logicisforsquares</bdi></a> <a href="/post/603374">said</a>:</p><p>"At least he isn't using lit cigarettes this time."</p></blockquote>lmao]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/603511</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/603511</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Legacy Fan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 22:04:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ted Cruz Throwin 'Bows on Thu, 05 May 2016 16:28:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/diehardbrownsfan" aria-label="Profile: diehardbrownsfan">@<bdi>diehardbrownsfan</bdi></a> <a href="/post/603419">said</a>:</p><div><p>He's hitting that shit.</p></div></blockquote>
<p>Fiorina doesn't have a vagina. She just lays eggs in a stream to make more Fiorinas.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/603422</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/603422</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LogicIsForSquares]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 16:28:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ted Cruz Throwin 'Bows on Thu, 05 May 2016 16:21:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/logicisforsquares" aria-label="Profile: logicisforsquares">@<bdi>logicisforsquares</bdi></a> <a href="/post/603418">said</a>:</p><div><p></p><div class="embed-wrapper"><div class="embed-container"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0iisPVoA66U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><p></p></div></blockquote>
<p>He's hitting that shit.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/603419</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/603419</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DieHardBrownsFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 16:21:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ted Cruz Throwin 'Bows on Thu, 05 May 2016 16:20:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="embed-wrapper"><div class="embed-container"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0iisPVoA66U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><p></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/603418</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/603418</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LogicIsForSquares]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 16:20:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ted Cruz Throwin 'Bows on Thu, 05 May 2016 13:47:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/legacy-fan" aria-label="Profile: legacy-fan">@<bdi>legacy-fan</bdi></a> <a href="/post/603309">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>She handled that well. </p>

<p>Knuckles first, then a bow? Veteran presence.</p>
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<p>"At least he isn't using lit cigarettes this time."</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/603374</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/603374</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LogicIsForSquares]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 13:47:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ted Cruz Throwin 'Bows on Thu, 05 May 2016 09:27:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>She handled that well.  ?</p>

<p>Knuckles first, then a bow?  Veteran presence. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/603309</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/603309</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Legacy Fan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 09:27:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ted Cruz Throwin 'Bows on Thu, 05 May 2016 08:56:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Personal foul, elbow to the face, automatic ejection from presidential race.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/603306</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/603306</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 08:56:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ted Cruz Throwin 'Bows on Thu, 05 May 2016 04:11:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p> That uncomfortable moment when you realize your campaign is "smack the old lady in the snout twice! DONE!!"</p>


<p>Someone tell Carly she can get up off of her knees now.. <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f914.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--thinking_face" title=":thinking_face:" alt="🤔" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/603285</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/603285</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Axe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 04:11:48 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>