<![CDATA[The making fun of dumb threads thread]]>okay, here's a list of all the Browns players now:

PLAYER ROSTER
Active

# NAME POS. HT. WT. AGE EXP. COLLEGE 54

Alexander, Dominique LB 6-0 235 21 R Oklahoma 78

Bailey, Alvin OL 6-3 320 24 4 Arkansas 40

Baker, Sean DB 6-0 209 27 2 Ball State 82

Barnidge, Gary TE 6-6 250 30 9 Louisville 88

Bibbs, E.J. TE 6-2 258 24 2 Iowa State 75

Bitonio, Joel OL 6-4 305 24 3 Nevada 68

Boffeli, Conor OL 6-4 304 24 1 Iowa 61

Bowie, Michael OL 6-5 320 24 4 Northeastern State (Okla.) 95

Bryant, Armonty LB 6-4 265 26 4 East Central (OK) University 92

Bryant, Desmond DL 6-6 310 30 8 Harvard 31

Caldwell, Trey DB 5-9 186 22 R Louisiana-Monroe 30

Campbell, Ibraheim SS 5-11 208 24 2 Northwestern 59

Carder, Tank LB 6-2 235 27 5 Texas Christian 19

Coleman, Corey WR 5-11 190 21 R Baylor 72

Coleman, Shon OL 6-6 313 24 R Auburn 6

Coons, Travis K 6-1 200 24 2 Washington 96

Cooper, Xavier DT 6-4 300 24 2 Washington State 34

Crowell, Isaiah RB 5-11 225 23 3 Alabama State 7

Davis, Austin QB 6-2 221 27 5 Southern Mississippi 56

Davis, Demario LB 6-2 248 27 5 Arkansas State 26

Desir, Pierre DB 6-2 206 25 3 Lindenwood 87

DeValve, Seth TE 6-4 245 23 R Princeton 66

Drango, Spencer OL 6-6 320 23 R Baylor 74

Erving, Cameron OG 6-5 313 23 2 Florida State 49

Everette, Mikell DB 5-10 185 23 R Sam Houston State 79

France, Dan OL 6-5 315 25 1 Michigan State 18

Gabriel, Taylor WR 5-8 167 25 3 Abilene Christian 43

Gaines, Charles DB 5-10 180 23 2 Louisville 62

Gerhart, Garth OL 6-1 310 27 2 Arizona State 21

Gilbert, Justin DB 6-0 202 24 3 Oklahoma State 77

Greco, John OL 6-4 318 31 9 Toledo 10

Griffin III, Robert QB 6-2 222 26 5 Baylor 23

Haden, Joe DB 5-11 195 27 7 Florida 85

Hall, Rannell WR 6-1 200 24 1 Central Florida 89

Hamlett, Connor TE 6-7 266 24 1 Oregon State 16

Hawkins, Andrew WR 5-7 180 30 6 Toledo 81

Higgins, Rashard WR 6-2 190 21 R Colorado State 49

Holtz, J.P. TE 6-3 240 22 R Pittsburgh 41

Howard, Tracy DB 5-10 180 22 R Miami 93

Hughes III, John DL 6-2 320 27 5 Cincinnati 47

Hughlett, Charley LS 6-4 248 26 2 Central Florida 91

Jeffcoat, Jackson LB 6-3 253 25 3 Texas 10

Jennings, Darius WR 5-10 169 24 1 Virginia 29

Johnson Jr., Duke RB 5-9 210 22 2 Miami (Fla.) 57

Johnson, Cam DE 6-3 260 26 3 Virginia 65

Johnson, Kaleb OG 6-4 316 23 1 Rutgers 42

Johnson, Malcolm FB 6-1 231 23 2 Mississippi State 35

Jones, Don DB 5-11 205 26 4 Arkansas State 5

Kessler, Cody QB 6-1 224 23 R USC 30

Kindred, Derrick DB 5-10 207 22 R Texas Christian 58

Kirksey, Christian LB 6-2 235 23 3 Iowa 99

Kruger, Paul LB 6-4 270 30 8 Utah 69

Ladson, Erle OL 6-6 346 24 1 Delaware 70

Lawrence-Stample, Nile DL 6-1 320 23 R Florida State 8

Lee, Andy P 6-1 185 33 13 Pittsburgh 80

Louis, Ricardo WR 6-1 214 22 R Auburn 60

Matthews, Mike OL 6-2 300 22 R Texas A&M 13

McCown, Josh QB 6-4 218 36 14 Sam Houston State 98

Meder, Jamie DL 6-3 308 25 2 Ashland 51

Mingo, Barkevious LB 6-4 240 25 4 LSU 20

Moore Sr. , Rahim DB 6-1 208 26 6 UCLA 15

Moore, Marlon WR 6-0 190 28 7 Fresno State 25

Mostert, Raheem RB 5-10 195 24 2 Purdue 2

Murray, Patrick K 5-7 182 25 2 Fordham 90

Ogbah, Emmanuel LB 6-4 275 22 R Oklahoma State 44

Orchard, Nate OLB 6-3 255 23 2 Utah 3

Parks, Dennis WR 6-2 201 21 R Rice 67

Pasztor, Austin OL 6-7 308 25 4 Virginia 48

Patterson, Eric DB 5-9 200 22 2 Ball State 84

Payton, Jordan WR 6-1 216 22 R UCLA 33

Poyer, Jordan DB 6-0 191 25 4 Oregon State 17

Pryor, Terrelle WR 6-4 233 27 4 Ohio State 63

Rose, Kyle DL 6-4 295 23 R West Virginia 53

Schobert, Joe LB 6-1 244 22 R Wisconsin 37

Scott, Tim DB 5-11 195 23 1 North Carolina 9

Shaw, Connor QB 6-1 210 24 2 South Carolina 71

Shelton, Danny NT 6-2 339 22 2 Washington 48

Skov, Patrick FB 6-0 235 23 R Georgia Tech 39

Stamps, A.J. DB 5-11 195 22 R Kentucky 27

Taylor, Jamar DB 5-10 195 25 4 Boise State 86

Telfer, Randall TE 6-4 250 24 1 USC 73

Thomas, Joe OL 6-6 312 31 10 Wisconsin 52

Tuggle, Justin LB 6-3 249 26 4 Kansas State 38

Watson, Terrell RB 6-1 242 22 1 Azusa Pacific 36

Williams, K'Waun DB 5-9 183 24 3 Pittsburgh 22

Williams, Tramon DB 6-0 192 33 10 Louisiana Tech 28

Winston, Glenn RB 6-2 220 27 3 Northwood 50

Wright III, Scooby LB 6-0 239 21 R Arizona 97

Wynn, Dylan DL 6-2 283 23 1 Oregon State

Reserve/Suspended by Commissioner
# NAME POS. HT. WT. AGE EXP. COLLEGE 12 Gordon, Josh WR 6-3 225 25 3 Baylor
Unsigned Draft Pick
# NAME POS. HT. WT. AGE EXP. COLLEGE 94 Nassib, Carl
]]>https://brownsboard.com/topic/40801/the-making-fun-of-dumb-threads-threadRSS for NodeThu, 01 Oct 2026 08:47:47 GMTTue, 28 Jun 2016 15:29:32 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Thu, 30 Jun 2016 18:07:44 GMT]]>If the X-Men really were playing for us we would win the fn Superbowl.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/613060https://brownsboard.com/post/613060Thu, 30 Jun 2016 18:07:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Thu, 30 Jun 2016 10:00:43 GMT]]>Looking over the roster I see only 9 out of 90 😡 left not drafted or acquired by R. Farmer? Greco, Carder & Haden were Tom Heckert 2010-12? J.Thomas was drafted by P. Savage. Is Des & Ant. Bryant, Poyer, Mingo & Kruger from Lombarti all in 2013? Am i missing anyone? Not including any 2016 acquires.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612990https://brownsboard.com/post/612990Thu, 30 Jun 2016 10:00:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Wed, 29 Jun 2016 20:18:02 GMT]]>

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612973https://brownsboard.com/post/612973Wed, 29 Jun 2016 20:18:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Wed, 29 Jun 2016 17:26:45 GMT]]>I think we have a future blog topic generating program on our hands.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612965https://brownsboard.com/post/612965Wed, 29 Jun 2016 17:26:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Wed, 29 Jun 2016 12:44:36 GMT]]>"ELSEIF EOF

DISPLAY "This is the last player, do you wish to continue? If yes, press "Y", If no, push

power button on computer for three seconds and have a nice ghoolish day"

END ELSEIF

LOL

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612914https://brownsboard.com/post/612914Wed, 29 Jun 2016 12:44:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Wed, 29 Jun 2016 12:41:49 GMT]]>

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.

"hey this code works for now, but I'm going to clear it up a bit, make it future-proof"

*three days later*

"I just want to get it back to how it was!!!"

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612913https://brownsboard.com/post/612913Wed, 29 Jun 2016 12:41:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Wed, 29 Jun 2016 12:40:30 GMT]]>

@gftchris said:

Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.

for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)

{

// do cal's stuff

}

That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612912https://brownsboard.com/post/612912Wed, 29 Jun 2016 12:40:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Wed, 29 Jun 2016 09:00:02 GMT]]>

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)

Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.

for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)

{

// do cal's stuff

}

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612887https://brownsboard.com/post/612887Wed, 29 Jun 2016 09:00:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Wed, 29 Jun 2016 04:41:21 GMT]]>for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612880https://brownsboard.com/post/612880Wed, 29 Jun 2016 04:41:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Wed, 29 Jun 2016 00:05:41 GMT]]>How about "the Browns will win X amount of games", oh wait X is the Roman numeral for 10, strike that

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612861https://brownsboard.com/post/612861Wed, 29 Jun 2016 00:05:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Tue, 28 Jun 2016 20:35:28 GMT]]>http://dailysnark.com/guy-sitting-next-manziel-josh-gordon-plane-says-reek-weed/

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612839https://brownsboard.com/post/612839Tue, 28 Jun 2016 20:35:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Tue, 28 Jun 2016 18:33:05 GMT]]>

@gftchris said:

you're going to get a null pointer exception when you reach the end of the list and try to get the next X. you need to have some kind of check in there.

200_s.gif

Yep, I thought of that, but I had to go run an errand, Wifie is getting her car worked on.... just makin

the dumb point.... 🙂

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612822https://brownsboard.com/post/612822Tue, 28 Jun 2016 18:33:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Tue, 28 Jun 2016 17:52:02 GMT]]>So I should place my 'X gone give it to ya' thread here??

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612816https://brownsboard.com/post/612816Tue, 28 Jun 2016 17:52:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Tue, 28 Jun 2016 17:09:44 GMT]]>

@calfoxwc said:

So, let "X" = (player name)

and the code would read:

OPEN playerlistnames database

X = " "

X = READ (name of first player)

STARTLOOP

"Is " + X + "over the hill?"

"Is " + X + "washed up?"

"Is " + X + "going to make the roster?"

"Is " + X + "going to earn a starting job?"

"Is " + X + "going to adapt to new coaches?"

"Is " + X + "able to adapt to new system?"

"Is " + X + "a complete bust, even though it's freaking JUNE?"

"Should we trade " + X "now?"

"Will " + X + "stay healthy?"

X + "is a fatass"

X + "is a loser"

X + "shouldn't have been drafted"

NEXT X

LOOP

Why are you putting all this on Xavier Cooper?

letter-x-lowercase-alphabet-abc-gold-gra

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612801https://brownsboard.com/post/612801Tue, 28 Jun 2016 17:09:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Tue, 28 Jun 2016 16:35:34 GMT]]>you're going to get a null pointer exception when you reach the end of the list and try to get the next X. you need to have some kind of check in there.

200_s.gif

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612794https://brownsboard.com/post/612794Tue, 28 Jun 2016 16:35:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Tue, 28 Jun 2016 16:23:00 GMT]]>Ought to come in handy...

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612791https://brownsboard.com/post/612791Tue, 28 Jun 2016 16:23:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The making fun of dumb threads thread on Tue, 28 Jun 2016 15:46:38 GMT]]>So, let "X" = (player name)

and the code would read:

OPEN playerlistnames database

X = " "

X = READ (name of first player)

STARTLOOP

"Is " + X + "over the hill?"

"Is " + X + "washed up?"

"Is " + X + "going to make the roster?"

"Is " + X + "going to earn a starting job?"

"Is " + X + "going to adapt to new coaches?"

"Is " + X + "able to adapt to new system?"

"Is " + X + "a complete bust, even though it's freaking JUNE?"

"Should we trade " + X "now?"

"Will " + X + "stay healthy?"

X + "is a fatass"

X + "is a loser"

X + "shouldn't have been drafted"

NEXT X

LOOP

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/612777https://brownsboard.com/post/612777Tue, 28 Jun 2016 15:46:38 GMT