<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[If you were an X man]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>What mutant would you want to be?</p>

<p>Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/40899/if-you-were-an-x-man</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 13:12:34 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/40899.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2016 01:42:42 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If you were an X man on Mon, 01 Aug 2016 01:03:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Wolverine</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/619526</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/619526</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[BaconHound]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2016 01:03:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If you were an X man on Tue, 12 Jul 2016 01:07:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/614549">said</a>:</p>
<p><span style="color:#800000">Well, this is a variation of the question:  If you could have two superpowers, which 2 would you have? </span></p>

<p><span style="color:#800000">Start with telekinesis.  Almost all other superpowers are just a subset of telekinesis.  Like flying.  If I had telekinesis, and wanted to go fly off somewhere, I would just sit in my recliner and send the recliner flying off somewhere. </span></p>

<p><span style="color:#800000">Then I would want remote viewing.....then I could see what is happening anywhere.   Example:  with my remote viewing I could see where a terrorist is planning an attack.....then by telekinesis, I would just blow up the bomb in the terrorists lap.  Everyone wins......we stop a terrorist....and the terrorist gets his wish of blowing himself to shit.  The only thing I couldn't control are the virgins he thinks he will be able to fuck in the afterlife.   Or...maybe with my telekinesis I will just pop the cherry of all his virgins and deprive him of that.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#800000">Fair deal?</span></p>
</blockquote>Nice. You've one upped me.]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/614628</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/614628</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[One Post]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2016 01:07:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If you were an X man on Mon, 11 Jul 2016 13:47:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>That's telekinesis, kyle!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/614554</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/614554</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Cysko Kid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2016 13:47:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If you were an X man on Mon, 11 Jul 2016 13:45:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>By gipper's definition, I'd take telekinesis, but mind control over remote viewing.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/614552</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/614552</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2016 13:45:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If you were an X man on Mon, 11 Jul 2016 13:42:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>One Post From the Truth <a href="/post/614489">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>What mutant would you want to be?</p>

<p>Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.</p>
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<p><span style="color:#800000">Well, this is a variation of the question:  If you could have two superpowers, which 2 would you have? </span></p>

<p><span style="color:#800000">Start with telekinesis.  Almost all other superpowers are just a subset of telekinesis.  Like flying.  If I had telekinesis, and wanted to go fly off somewhere, I would just sit in my recliner and send the recliner flying off somewhere. </span></p>

<p><span style="color:#800000">Then I would want remote viewing.....then I could see what is happening anywhere.   Example:  with my remote viewing I could see where a terrorist is planning an attack.....then by telekinesis, I would just blow up the bomb in the terrorists lap.  Everyone wins......we stop a terrorist....and the terrorist gets his wish of blowing himself to shit.  The only thing I couldn't control are the virgins he thinks he will be able to fuck in the afterlife.   Or...maybe with my telekinesis I will just pop the cherry of all his virgins and deprive him of that.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#800000">Fair deal?</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/614549</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/614549</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2016 13:42:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If you were an X man on Mon, 11 Jul 2016 12:43:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>One Post From the Truth <a href="/post/614489">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>What mutant would you want to be?</p>

<p>Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.</p>
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<p>On the same lines, Mystique.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/614539</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/614539</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2016 12:43:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If you were an X man on Mon, 11 Jul 2016 11:41:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I'd be cyclops. Cyclops is the man. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/614518</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/614518</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Cysko Kid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2016 11:41:58 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>