About a year or so back a truck driver trainer came in distraught. The cops and ambulance was around his truck outside which cause a major distraction. I asked the driver what happened he told me it was his trainee. And he came in to shower while the trainee stayed in the truck.

I said, "what did you do? Work him to death?" as I belted out laughter.

Trucker said oh ya that's really funny. Turns out the trainee was found dead.

"One said:

Racist. Not Christ like. I'm judging you, you can judge others but boy howdy if someone judges you tisk risk Lmao

Dude that's misogyny not racism.

Get your Democrat National Committee rhetoric together bitch.

WSS

@stinkhole said:

Stuart

The difference between female pygmies and a girls track team?

The pygmies are cunning runts.

The difference between female pygmies and a girls track team?

The pygmies are cunning runts.

and we've been friends for a few years.

I waited til he had several customers, and walked up and said:

"Hey, man, every time I get your sweet corn, it's always outstanding"

he says "hey, thanks!"

I say, "yeah, but the last time it was terrible"....

so, the customers were aghast, he gets embarrassed, and asked what was wrong...

I say...

"oh, I just left it in my truck in the sun for four days"....

yeah, that got serious customer laughs, and him too.

Sometimes, I just get goofy.

Someone was driving down a country road. He sees something behind him coming fast! It's speeds passed him not before he gets a look at it. It's a chicken with two legs on one side and one on the other. It's going real fast so the driver steps on it and almost catches up with it before it darts into a barn by a farmhouse. Curiously he pulls in and sees a farmer.

He asks him, "is that a three legged chicken?"

Farmer says "yep. Made hybrid. The 3 boys all like a chicken leg for supper. Two whole chickens and we waste meat."

He asks "how do they taste?"

Farmer says "don't know we can't catch it"

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you're bad luck."