i'd rather keep all the rookie ILB's than Marlon Moore. sorry Bro but the Browns don't need utility WRs anymore w Higgins and Louis.

@jrb12711 said:

^^^Go humor yourself and look at the former Cleveland Brown QB's stats who are still in the league (hint: they all look good).

This is sarcasm, right? How has DA looked. How has McCoy looked. How has Quinn looked. How has Frye looked. How has Weeden looked. How has JMZ looked. How have Seneca Wallace and Jason Campbell looked.

All are smegma in someone's foreskin. Maybe, ONLY, Brian Hoyer did anything after he left here.....(but really it was the Texans defense that did all that)

I'm not denying Prescott has shown some good, even great things at times. But it also WELL known that even the starters of a good team like the seahawks are running "vanilla" defenses to not show their hand. I'm not going to say "man we missed that dude" at all until he brings it when the games matter.

Right.

^^^Go humor yourself and look at the former Cleveland Brown QB's stats who are still in the league (hint: they all look good).

This is sarcasm, right? How has DA looked. How has McCoy looked. How has Quinn looked. How has Frye looked. How has Weeden looked. How has JMZ looked. How have Seneca Wallace and Jason Campbell looked.

All are smegma in someone's foreskin. Maybe, ONLY, Brian Hoyer did anything after he left here.....(but really it was the Texans defense that did all that)

I'm not denying Prescott has shown some good, even great things at times. But it also WELL known that even the starters of a good team like the seahawks are running "vanilla" defenses to not show their hand. I'm not going to say "man we missed that dude" at all until he brings it when the games matter.

Right.

Well since this is random, how about that Browns choice at QB Dak Prescott! He could have started for us immediately if we had not gifted him to Dallas already. Fucking idiots are still in charge of the Browns. Only the faces have changed.

the Browns. mainstream it has no luster to it anymore. the fanbase likes to chastise and mock.

do the players think they play for a team named after some old dead guy? or named after the Brooklyn Bomber? or some weirdly tempermental diva attic Sprite?

They may think the team is named after Jim Brown.

what do you think the players and other employees version of the name is, what they say around the building? what they tell their family and friends when challenged with the question "What tf is a Brown?".

They don't care as long as they get their paycheck.

Besides, the Browns are the only team except for the Buffalo Bills that were named after an actual person.

i wonder what Josh Gordon says. does he defend us? does he say "i'm outta there asap, i just gotta show the league i can do it again".

i wonder if Gordon truly feels like he belongs in Cleveland like he says and if he truly is down for Cle long term.

does he feel like he owes us? or like a league laughingstock who read the articles and message boards while he was suspended the past couple years and now has a huge chip on his shoulder to shut everyone up? is he gonna cinderella story it to the moon?

He feels that the team has stood behind him in his troubles....and that has engendered great loyalty in him to the Browns. Compare to JMZ.

he was a 2nd Rd supplemental draft pick in a draft class of one. lol literally one! there's only been 43 ever. the supplemental brought Kosar too.

Cleveland has been the island of misfit toys for a long time now. where the expectations are low and the sky is the limit. perhaps Josh is simply a man facing his demons (Thomas, Haden) instead of running away (Ward, Cameron).

personally i think he has the bug. i think if you cut him he bleeds brown and orange now.

most of the rest of the team probably does too...Mingo didn't (prayers are answered) and Gilbert the enigma looks to me like he only gives 85% effort. there's still time for him.

85%? That may be a bit on the high side.

Jordan Payton seems soft to me. he doesn't seem the type that will ever bleed Cle either. i practice squad him and don't care if he gets signed. same with Gabe.

i'd rather keep all the rookie ILB's than Marlon Moore. sorry Bro but the Browns don't need utility WRs anymore w Higgins and Louis.

agree

imagine if Danny Shelton was a guard...

Stranger things have happened with people switching positions. See Terrelle Pryor.

feel free to treat this thread as a home for anything random, interesting, and especially for legitimately amusing chaff.

also home to anything that doesn't really fit anywhere else or deserve it's own thread.

anyyone is welcome to chime in, i won't be posting regularly.

Can Dak eat 50 eggs?

It's the preseason. Why don't we hold off on the praise until he completes a real NFL pass.

Well since this is random, how about that Browns choice at QB Dak Prescott! He could have started for us immediately if we had not gifted him to Dallas already. Fucking idiots are still in charge of the Browns. Only the faces have changed.