@flyingfooldoug said:

So what is the 5 year plan? I've been hearing that for almost two decades now. Thank God for titties and airplanes!

Never worked out well for the USSR either.

@hoorta said:

Still, probably better than the Rams.

@gftchris said:

I agree with all of that. And in five years when we're lifting the superbowl, I'll be going crazy, and yet again, nobody around will understand why!

So what is the 5 year plan? I've been hearing that for almost two decades now. Thank God for titties and airplanes!

@texasag1969 said:

Well said Ag- I might complain, but I'll never jump ship. Those that know me know I bleed Brown & Orange. It was an out of body experience when the Cavs won it all in June- it will be way sweeter when it happens to the Browns.

@miktoxic said:

nobody is jumping ship. just complaining as a fan of a nfl team that once again the product sucks. once again we're the laughing stock on all sports talk right now....again. our fans aren't the only ones ?ing the ineptitude of the FO right now. not the only ones saying the browns looked like a fbs squad playing vs wentz and the eagles. so.....

i don't care if you have shit. just make sure that shit is the best looking and smelling shit out there.

LOL listening to Jay Mohr on Fox radio today. Said he's putting the odds of the Browns winning the SB this season at a billion to one.

@texasag1969 said:

Well someone in the Prediction thread did predict, "Pain(e)"... Who knew it'd be Thomas?

BROWNS SET NFL RECORD! Well unfortunately for futility again 12 straight season openers lost going back to 2004 and QB Jeff Garcia with coach Butch Davis who also was the last coach to make even a WC playoff game.

Oh and if you remember how many wanted him run out of town on a rail.....and those might have been the good, well not so bad older days?

BROWNS QBs, take a number please. Serving number 25.

i don't care if you have shit. just make sure that shit is the best looking and smelling shit out there.

@texasag1969 said:

I agree with all of that. And in five years when we're lifting the superbowl, I'll be going crazy, and yet again, nobody around will understand why!

@gftchris said:

My friends want to know why I still follow the Browns (I wear the T mik sent me) after JM fell from grace. I tell them I don't desert a team just because they aren't good at the moment. And besides there are too many good posters here that have grown on me and the football knowledge is first rate. I couldn't ask for more than that and it's worth taking the jabs from time to time for still liking the Broncos. I want to be there when this thing finally turns around. You can't do that by jumping on after it's already happened, only when it's at the bottom looking nowhere else but up.

@the-gipper said:

I like The Cleveland Browns.

I love the Cleveland BROWNS (see my sig.) not crazy about the fact that they haven't won a playoff game since 1994 and have gotten into this death spiral over the last 20 years now with owners, FO, coaches, QBs, RBs, FAs, ball boys.....have I left anyone out?

Hopefully it will pull out soon. GO BROWNS, we love ya'.

@miktoxic said:

well at least you have people to commiserate with.

how about waking up in the heart of giants and jets football? one team that has won super bowls recently and one that looks like they could again? yeah go get a cup of coffee this morning wearing browns gear without a snicker or a laugh.

god frickin awful.

I feel your pain mik. Go Tribe!!

@miktoxic said:

I'm not sure which is worse - waking up surrounded by fans of other teams giving you shit, or surrounded by basically nobody that even has a clue why you're pissed off this morning.

how about waking up in the heart of giants and jets football? one team that has won super bowls recently and one that looks like they could again? yeah go get a cup of coffee this morning wearing browns gear without a snicker or a laugh.

god frickin awful.

@gftchris said:

Right, because this was a superbowl team a year ago, and they suck now exclusively because of the new front office. OK.

They sucked last year and the year before. They sucked 5 years ago, a decade ago and 2 decades ago. There used to be a whole lot of Brown n Orange in yards and on homes that has mostly disappeared from the whole region. Sad. And abutting Pa, there is a huge number of Stealer fans local. Instead of busting balls, now they wish us luck. Sad. At least you can put the pond up for deflection. I live in Browns land and its getting dreary as hell.

@flyingfooldoug said:

Right, because this was a superbowl team a year ago, and they suck now exclusively because of the new front office. OK.

@the-gipper said:

I like The Cleveland Browns.

I do too Gip. But I hate what the administrators have done to them. It's just sad.

@mjp28 said:

And there it is in a nutshell. Wentz would have been no better with the porous play exhibited by this OL. I can see Kessler being impressed into service by mid-season with RG III and McCown going down for the count.

@mjp28 said:

Unfortunately they don't get to re-draft after Week 1 so you stick with the veteran QB and hope your understudies are getting ready unless one of them is named Dan Marino Jr. Besides RGIII will be pressed to stay upright as it is.

Here's a thought how about a few more attempts to your TIGHT END Barnidge (yeah I'm pissed I started him and sat Jordy Nelson) seriously though it's nice having some long threats but ball control and T.O.P. is important too.

And did you see the hurries, hits, sacks? I don't care who's playing QB it's a dangerous enough game when you're not running for your life.

@nickers said:

I hope RG3 is sent packing immediately.. he blows dawg nutz...

Here's a thought how about a few more attempts to your TIGHT END Barnidge (yeah I'm pissed I started him and sat Jordy Nelson) seriously though it's nice having some long threats but ball control and T.O.P. is important too.

And did you see the hurries, hits, sacks? I don't care who's playing QB it's a dangerous enough game when you're not running for your life.

@mjp28 said:

And 10-29 back to the drawing board. Well it is a young team and hopefully will progress as the season goes on, a nice last 9 game (6H 3A) stretch with a week 13 bye.

I hope RGIII is there to join in.

I hope RG3 is sent packing immediately.. he blows dawg nutz...

I hope RGIII is there to join in.