<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Press conference statements we hope to never hear again]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>This one gets my vote from the Head Coaches post game press conferences:</p>

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"...try to win a game.".......AAAAARGH....<span><b>A</b></span> game????</p>
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I believe the first part of the statement was that they will work or practice hard.....unh hunh. </p>
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Mike</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/4585/press-conference-statements-we-hope-to-never-hear-again</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 06:06:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/4585.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 01:54:45 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 15:28:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>AdaM <a href="/post/68635">said</a>:</p>Why would you trade draft picks to sign a free agent?

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Maybe you mean trade them for a player? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></p>
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<p>
Must have been having a Pittspuke moment.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68648</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68648</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brownshirt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 15:28:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 15:07:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Still my all-time favorite Romeo quote tho, "Sometimes the ball bounces a lot of different ways, becuase its oblong."</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68643</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68643</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mole644]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 15:07:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 14:44:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/brownshirt" aria-label="Profile: brownshirt">@<bdi>brownshirt</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68634">said</a>:</p>"We just traded next years !st &amp; 2nd round draft choices to sign FA blah,blah................"</blockquote>


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Why would you trade draft picks to sign a free agent?</p>


<p>
Maybe you mean trade them for a player? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68635</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68635</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[AdaM]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 14:44:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 14:33:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/gips" aria-label="Profile: gips">@<bdi>gips</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68622">said</a>:</p>How about:<p>
We screwed it up and thats the way i see it...</p>
<p>
We screwed it up we didnt play well on either side of the ball today...</p>
<p>
We screwed it up we had to many mistakes...</p>

<p>
The most annoying ones and lies are already listed:</p>
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"We still think Charlie Frye gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." </p>
<p>
"We still think Derrick gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."</p>
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<p>
"We just traded next years !st &amp; 2nd round draft choices to sign FA blah,blah................"</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68634</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68634</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brownshirt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 14:33:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 13:54:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>"I don't know about you, but I'm thinkin' Arbys!"</p>

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<img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/97rw54.jpg" alt="97rw54.jpg" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68632</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68632</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dan in Florida]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 13:54:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 13:19:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>"Were going to go back and look at the film and were gonna try and get better for next week"</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68625</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68625</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hammertime]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 13:19:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 13:22:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>How about:</p>
<p>
We screwed it up and thats the way i see it...</p>
<p>
We screwed it up we didnt play well on either side of the ball today...</p>
<p>
We screwed it up we had to many mistakes...</p>

<p>
The most annoying ones and lies are already listed:</p>
<p>
"We still think Charlie Frye gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." </p>
<p>
"We still think Derrick gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68622</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68622</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gips]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 13:22:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 12:57:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/naptimeyeller" aria-label="Profile: naptimeyeller">@<bdi>naptimeyeller</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68532">said</a>:</p>How about:  "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."   <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f633.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--flushed" title=":flushed:" alt="😳" /></blockquote>

<p>
"We still think Charlie Frye gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68616</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68616</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosar_For_President]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 12:57:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 12:43:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>"We went for the field goal because we were down by two touchdowns and you guys would have teased me if we hadn't at least scored some points". NOT a direct Romeo quote but close enough for spiritual work.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68615</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68615</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[c-dawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 12:43:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 12:19:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>See attachments -- 2 of the better romeo sound clips, the guy is a complete Retard.</p>
<p><a href="https://uploads.brownsboard.com/ips/monthly_05_2009/romeo_package.mp3.1e00db2a19a56834e700dd1d9009a83f" data-fileid="226">romeo_package.mp3</a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68610</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68610</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pl4tinum]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 12:19:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 06:56:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>mikeyP72 said:</p>Crennelelphant ........... the 50 slicer he couldnt finish last night....</blockquote>


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 <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f615.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--confused" title=":confused:" alt="😕" />  Does not compute.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68595</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68595</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Timugen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 06:56:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 04:30:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/mole644" aria-label="Profile: mole644">@<bdi>mole644</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68546">said</a>:</p>"gut feeling" and "coin flip"  are two topics I hope we never hear speak of again.</blockquote>

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I don't mind a gut feeling occasionally (depending on whose gut it is). The coin flip idea is just plain dumb though.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68582</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68582</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ReginaBrownsFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 04:30:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 03:57:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>TheJokersWILD said:</p>Here's to another thread turning into yet another DA vs BQ debate involving lots Lumberg with lots of namecalling and homosexual references <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f612.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--unamused" title=":unamused:" alt="😒" />  Gotta love the off-season <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f606.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--laughing" title=":laughing:" alt="😆" /></blockquote>

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Feel free to check out the rest of the board, there is all kinds of in depth football talk that you are more than welcome to join in on. Look forward to hearing your input.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68568</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68568</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Riffer X]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 03:57:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 03:17:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/riffer-x" aria-label="Profile: riffer-x">@<bdi>riffer-x</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68544">said</a>:</p>Dink and dunk<p>
Oregon State beat Notre Dame</p>
<p>
DA "won" the starting job in camp last year.</p>
<p>
Bray's Ladies</p>
<p>
Masterbater</p>
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<p>
"Now I'm done."</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68553</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68553</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mz.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 03:17:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:57:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>"gut feeling" and "coin flip"  are two topics I hope we never hear speak of again.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68546</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68546</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mole644]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 02:57:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:48:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/timugen" aria-label="Profile: timugen">@<bdi>timugen</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68542">said</a>:</p>Subway and pink jerseys.</blockquote>

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Dink and dunk</p>
<p>
Oregon State beat Notre Dame</p>
<p>
DA "won" the starting job in camp last year.</p>
<p>
Bray's Ladies</p>
<p>
Masterbater</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68544</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68544</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Riffer X]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 02:48:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:44:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tobalaz" aria-label="Profile: tobalaz">@<bdi>tobalaz</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68538">said</a>:</p>
<b>*using my best Lums voice*</b><p>
bla bla bla Quinn fag</p>
<p>
bla bla bla Pro Bowl</p>
<p>
bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season </p>
<p>
bla bla bla big arm</p>
<p>
bla bla bla sweet manlovin!</p>

<p>
Did I miss anything?</p>
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<p>
Subway and pink jerseys.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68542</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68542</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Timugen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 02:44:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:40:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/ndneighbor" aria-label="Profile: ndneighbor">@<bdi>ndneighbor</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68539">said</a>:</p>You forgot:
<p>
"BQ nation bla bla bla Fathead."</p>
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<p>
DAMN!</p>
<p>
I knew I missed something!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68540</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68540</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tobalaz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 02:40:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:39:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tobalaz" aria-label="Profile: tobalaz">@<bdi>tobalaz</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68538">said</a>:</p>
<b>*using my best Lums voice*</b><p>
bla bla bla Quinn fag</p>
<p>
bla bla bla Pro Bowl</p>
<p>
bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season </p>
<p>
bla bla bla big arm</p>
<p>
bla bla bla sweet manlovin!</p>

<p>
Did I miss anything?</p>
</blockquote>


<p>
You forgot:</p>

<p>
"BQ nation bla bla bla Fathead."</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68539</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68539</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ndneighbor]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 02:39:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:35:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/naptimeyeller" aria-label="Profile: naptimeyeller">@<bdi>naptimeyeller</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68532">said</a>:</p>How about:  "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."   <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f633.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--flushed" title=":flushed:" alt="😳" /></blockquote>
<p>
<b>*using my best Lums voice*</b></p>
<p>
bla bla bla Quinn fag</p>
<p>
bla bla bla Pro Bowl</p>
<p>
bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season </p>
<p>
bla bla bla big arm</p>
<p>
bla bla bla sweet manlovin!</p>

<p>
Did I miss anything?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68538</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68538</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tobalaz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 02:35:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:18:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/naptimeyeller" aria-label="Profile: naptimeyeller">@<bdi>naptimeyeller</bdi></a> <a href="/post/68532">said</a>:</p>How about:  "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."   <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f633.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--flushed" title=":flushed:" alt="😳" /></blockquote>

<p>
Good one</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68533</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68533</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Riffer X]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 02:18:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Press conference statements we hope to never hear again on Tue, 05 May 2009 02:15:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>How about:  "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."   <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f633.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--flushed" title=":flushed:" alt="😳" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/68532</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/68532</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[naptimeyeller]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 02:15:03 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>