<![CDATA[Ghoolie's Mock Draft]]>Exclusive Mock Draft from Ghoolie, leaked by Wikileaks

<<<<<Draft>>>>>>

<TomVolinchak@gmail.com>

So listen you cocksuckers, while Sushi and Hue Jackoff are busy blowing each other to my latest hit record, they haven't been able to see talent if it hit them in the face. And YOU FUCKERS eat up EVERYTHING that milk dud looking black Mr. Clean says. Peanalties? Clock management? Talent evaluation? My anal pimples can recognize talent better than DeFucktard....

ANYWAYS... here's what the Browns are going to do.. and you little faggots are going to CHEER and cry how the Browns FINALLY are turning it around. The only thing being turned around is Sashi while he's taking a huge cock in his ass.

The Browns are going to take Mitch at #1... epic fucking failure.. and probably another playmaker at 12 like OJ Howard. And you guys' cunts will all be soaking claiming "WE HAVE PLAYMAKERS!!"

Listen, it doesn't matter who we draft, Hue Jackson couldn't coach his way into some pussy at spring break.. what the fuck makes you think he can coach football players?

Anyways, it blatantly obvious who we need to take in the draft...

DO AS GHOOLIE WOULD, I AM THE GHOOLIE THIS IS WHAT THE BROWNS NEED TO DO

At #1:

We need to take MYLES MKTHERFUCKING GARRETT at 1. Absolute fucking stud who is going to shove his massive pecker up Big Bens ass and force him to retire. He's going to knock the hair off of Dalton's waxed pussy landing strip, and make Flacco's tits fly to Cancun. Trust the GHOOLIE.

At 12:

Deshaun WATSON. Listen, we need a black tarkenton running around back there. Did you see what he did to Alabama? And you fuckwits want Trubisky, a guy who didn't win shit his whole life. Didn't win shit in high school or college. Watson? He's a fucking hero. Been winning titles since grade school. You fucktards wouldn't know a winner if he slapped you with his dick.

Then we need to Trade UP and take Forrest Lamp, OL. You dimbasses tHINK fat guys are a dime a dozen???? Joe Thomas is a FIRST ballot HOfer. Line is essential....

So obviously the Browns should listen to me and take Garrett, Watson, and Forrest Lamp.

Instead they're going to fuck it up and take Mitch #1, and some shitty playmaker at 12.

I'm the GHOOLIE, fuck you all

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@ghoolie said:

My wife? LOL. That is a classic. My wife is a babe, and trust me, way the fuck above your pay scale. She happens to think Browns fans are the dumbest fucking people on the face of the earth. So, ah....good luck with that one.

So what does this tell us?? You are in theory at least a Browns fan. You reference her requiring a certain level of income as well. Considering she apparently thinks you're a dumbfuck one can only draw a logical conclusion as to why she's with you and it's not your ginormous penis LOL.]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/699172https://brownsboard.com/post/699172Mon, 17 Apr 2017 01:11:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sun, 16 Apr 2017 16:04:37 GMT]]>

@mudfly said:

Whats funny is that I read the OP and didnt even realize it wasnt Ghoolie......then I thought, decent looking draft....Ghoolie finally got it right.....

Ha!

Guess I should look closer at the names next to the posts.....

LOL! So you did not notice it was a mocking mock draft?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/699066https://brownsboard.com/post/699066Sun, 16 Apr 2017 16:04:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:21:12 GMT]]>Whats funny is that I read the OP and didnt even realize it wasnt Ghoolie......then I thought, decent looking draft....Ghoolie finally got it right.....

Ha!

Guess I should look closer at the names next to the posts.....

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/699053https://brownsboard.com/post/699053Sun, 16 Apr 2017 15:21:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Mon, 17 Apr 2017 00:57:28 GMT]]>Lots of long winded posts in this thread from D'uhoolie proclaiming that this thread doesn't sound like, or bother him.....

.... The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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@flugel said:

That Mock Draft looked like the only time there wasn't a War of the Roses divorce going on between Ghoolie's last 2 brain cells. That ain't easy so take a bow!

Lmao!]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/699039https://brownsboard.com/post/699039Sun, 16 Apr 2017 14:57:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sun, 16 Apr 2017 14:23:47 GMT]]>That Mock Draft looked like the only time there wasn't a War of the Roses divorce going on between Ghoolie's last 2 brain cells. That ain't easy so take a bow!

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@roycerolls said:

Satire is lost on Ghoolie.

Nonsense... it's just that to him it's an old Michelin dangling from a rope... in the front yard...

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/699015https://brownsboard.com/post/699015Sun, 16 Apr 2017 14:17:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sun, 16 Apr 2017 13:26:59 GMT]]>You guys couldn't fuck your way out of a free brothel house full of beauties. You're too busy all shit humped over trying to suck each others dicks off your bodies. Now go run and hide some more and if you ever want advice how to land the hottie you can always ask me.

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@ghoolie said:

My wife? LOL. That is a classic. My wife is a babe, and trust me, way the fuck above your pay scale. She happens to think Browns fans are the dumbest fucking people on the face of the earth. So, ah....good luck with that one.

Lol relax man, take some deep breaths.. it's a joke... have a fucking laugh once in a while and quit being so sensitive

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698986https://brownsboard.com/post/698986Sun, 16 Apr 2017 16:34:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sun, 16 Apr 2017 11:33:27 GMT]]>I knew this was going to end up reminding me of when Darth Vader sliced and diced his way through that rebel ship at the end of Rouge One.

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@ghoolie said:

Also, I have been against taking Garrett all along. What point is there to imitating me with things I would never say? Makes no sense, other than to you idiots.

Satire is lost on Ghoolie.

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@kvoethe said:

I disagree

Plenty of references to cocks and anal. I rate it an 8

For a post that long it needed more shits and fucks

I give it a 9-10 - It was simply too smart to be an authentic DickLicker post.

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@diehardbrownsfan said:

Not even close to Ghoolie.

I disagree

Plenty of references to cocks and anal. I rate it an 8

For a post that long it needed more shits and fucks

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698968https://brownsboard.com/post/698968Sun, 16 Apr 2017 04:36:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sun, 16 Apr 2017 02:05:13 GMT]]>Ghooile moving up for an OFFENSIVE LINEMAN??? WTF have I had a stroke and just not know it yet??????

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@ghoolie said:

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

However, as astute posters have commented, this isn't even close. It is no more a good imitation of my posts, than Joy Behar is a good imitation of Jennifer Aniston.

Seriously, Mitch2Pryor, stick to knitting clitoris warmers for your mother. Leave leading and entertaining the board to me.

Lol, Ghoolie it's all love man. I'm actually in the market for elephant sized condoms for stimulating your wife's extremely warm clitoris without the risk of the nasty diseases she has. You know where I can buy them in bulk?]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698925https://brownsboard.com/post/698925Sun, 16 Apr 2017 01:14:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sat, 15 Apr 2017 22:32:18 GMT]]>I gotta believe Ghoolie himself would approve. You nailed it.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698913https://brownsboard.com/post/698913Sat, 15 Apr 2017 22:32:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sat, 15 Apr 2017 22:08:28 GMT]]>Lol! Nice!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698907https://brownsboard.com/post/698907Sat, 15 Apr 2017 22:08:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sat, 15 Apr 2017 21:01:17 GMT]]>Ghoolie knows winners

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698893https://brownsboard.com/post/698893Sat, 15 Apr 2017 21:01:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sat, 15 Apr 2017 12:47:21 GMT]]>Finally a Ghoolie post I enjoyed...

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698762https://brownsboard.com/post/698762Sat, 15 Apr 2017 12:47:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sat, 15 Apr 2017 11:21:58 GMT]]>#22 Run Forest Run Lamp because we must move up for some quality fucking fatasses for our new QB and trade away all our later round losers + #33 to get him. You can never have enough of these guys and defense doesn't matter if you just keep outscoring everyone else with 35+ PPG.

#52 BQBA so we can get at least two more names added to the Browns T-shirt Hall of Shame-2 per year is now the gold standard to maintain our stellar reputation for the Place QBs Go To Die. Fuck this Edge Rush BS.

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Mitch2Pryor said:

Exclusive Mock Draft from Ghoolie, leaked by Wikileaks

<<<<<Draft>>>>>>

<TomVolinchak@gmail.com>

So listen you cocksuckers, while Sushi and Hue Jackoff are busy blowing each other to my latest hit record, they haven't been able to see talent if it hit them in the face. And YOU FUCKERS eat up EVERYTHING that milk dud looking black Mr. Clean says. Peanalties? Clock management? Talent evaluation? My anal pimples can recognize talent better than DeFucktard....

ANYWAYS... here's what the Browns are going to do.. and you little faggots are going to CHEER and cry how the Browns FINALLY are turning it around. The only thing being turned around is Sashi while he's taking a huge cock in his ass.

The Browns are going to take Mitch at #1... epic fucking failure.. and probably another playmaker at 12 like OJ Howard. And you guys' cunts will all be soaking claiming "WE HAVE PLAYMAKERS!!"

Listen, it doesn't matter who we draft, Hue Jackson couldn't coach his way into some pussy at spring break.. what the fuck makes you think he can coach football players?

Anyways, it blatantly obvious who we need to take in the draft...

DO AS GHOOLIE WOULD, I AM THE GHOOLIE THIS IS WHAT THE BROWNS NEED TO DO

At #1:

We need to take MYLES MKTHERFUCKING GARRETT at 1. Absolute fucking stud who is going to shove his massive pecker up Big Bens ass and force him to retire. He's going to knock the hair off of Dalton's waxed pussy landing strip, and make Flacco's tits fly to Cancun. Trust the GHOOLIE.

At 12:

Deshaun WATSON. Listen, we need a black tarkenton running around back there. Did you see what he did to Alabama? And you fuckwits want Trubisky, a guy who didn't win shit his whole life. Didn't win shit in high school or college. Watson? He's a fucking hero. Been winning titles since grade school. You fucktards wouldn't know a winner if he slapped you with his dick.

Then we need to Trade UP and take Forrest Lamp, OL. You dimbasses tHINK fat guys are a dime a dozen???? Joe Thomas is a FIRST ballot HOfer. Line is essential....

So obviously the Browns should listen to me and take Garrett, Watson, and Forrest Lamp.

Instead they're going to fuck it up and take Mitch #1, and some shitty playmaker at 12.

I'm the GHOOLIE, fuck you all

Not even close to Ghoolie.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698751https://brownsboard.com/post/698751Sat, 15 Apr 2017 10:46:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sat, 15 Apr 2017 04:25:40 GMT]]>As soon as I clicked this thread I said to myself "this will be good" and I wasn't disappointed.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698745https://brownsboard.com/post/698745Sat, 15 Apr 2017 04:25:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sat, 15 Apr 2017 04:07:08 GMT]]>L M A O!!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/698744https://brownsboard.com/post/698744Sat, 15 Apr 2017 04:07:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie's Mock Draft on Sat, 15 Apr 2017 02:53:21 GMT]]>Wow

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