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	I am so great that all of the following apply:
</p>

<p>
	<strong>1. Albert Einstein was jealous of my intellect.</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>2. Arnold Schwarzenegger was jealous of my muscle tone.</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>3. John Holmes was jealous of my penis size</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>4. Bill Gates was envious of my wealth</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>5. William Shakespeare was jealous of  my writing ability</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>6. At one time I had every one of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders wanting to have my baby</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>7. I have predicted every NFL Champion going back to the Akron Pros</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>8. Ghengis Khan was jealous of the size of my empire</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>9. Buddha was jealous of my aura</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>10. I worked so many miracles, Jesus couldn't keep up.</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>11. Which Galaxy did the Guardians of the Galaxy Guard:  it was me.</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>12. Richard Nixon was jealous of my ability to lie.</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>13. Who put the Ram in Ramalamadingdong? Who was that man?  It was me. ( I also put the Bop in bopshebopshebop)</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>14.  Who was Dr. Who?  You know who.</strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>15. The Beatles were jealous of all the hits I had. </strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>16. I put the ape in apricot. </strong>
</p>

<p>
	<strong>Whattayou got that I ain't got?</strong>
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		<p>
			Yeah I waste too much time arguing with a guy who when he's dead wrong, or trolling just goes LALALALALA.
		</p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	Mostly just trolling.    Ignore and or delete.   Either way you'll be happier.
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730369</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730369</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark O]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 15:08:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Fri, 22 Sep 2017 05:42:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tour2ma" aria-label="Profile: tour2ma">@<bdi>tour2ma</bdi></a> <a href="/post/730191">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			Not necessarily a matter of getting mad. For me it's a matter of either of:
		</p>

		<ul><li>
				worth... whether I can learn anything from a poster...
			</li>
			<li>
				or time... whether I end up spending too much time on worthless discussions.
			</li>
		</ul>
</blockquote>

<p>
	Yeah I waste too much time arguing with a guy who when he's dead wrong, or trolling just goes LALALALALA.
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730314</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730314</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hoorta]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 05:42:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Fri, 22 Sep 2017 04:23:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	I'll drink to that...
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730313</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730313</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tour2ma]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 04:23:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Fri, 22 Sep 2017 04:13:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	To put it like that Tour, That makes perfect sense.  Now I have been  "warned" like 3 times TBH I never really was mad, You have to really go out of you're way to make me mad but whoever I was messaging with may have thought I was mad IDK or really care. Life is way to short to be mad and uptight all the time.
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730309</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730309</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[medicineman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 04:13:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 22:23:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/wargograw" aria-label="Profile: wargograw">@<bdi>wargograw</bdi></a> <a href="/post/730030">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this board. 
		</p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	You must not have looked around much then LOL
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730196</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730196</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jcam222]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 22:23:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 22:21:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tour2ma" aria-label="Profile: tour2ma">@<bdi>tour2ma</bdi></a> <a href="/post/730191">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			Not necessarily a matter of getting mad. For me it's a matter of either of:
		</p>

		<ul>
<li>
				worth... whether I can learn anything from a poster...
			</li>
			<li>
				or time... whether I end up spending too much time on worthless discussions.
			</li>
		</ul>

</blockquote>

<p>
	exactly.   key word being worthless. 
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730194</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730194</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark O]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 22:21:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 22:08:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/medicineman" aria-label="Profile: medicineman">@<bdi>medicineman</bdi></a> <a href="/post/730118">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			I don't ignore anybody, I don't see how anybody can get really mad over something online with somebody you don't even really know.
		</p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	Not necessarily a matter of getting mad. For me it's a matter of either of:
</p>

<ul><li>
		worth... whether I can learn anything from a poster...
	</li>
	<li>
		or time... whether I end up spending too much time on worthless discussions.
	</li>
</ul>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730191</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730191</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tour2ma]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 22:08:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 22:01:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	And Ghoolie himself joins in. This from another thread:
</p>

<p style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#353c41">
	Just a small cross-sectional recap...............
</p>

<ul style="background-color:#ffffff;color:#353c41"><li>
		Rich and I guaranteed the Browns woudl regret not taking Ben.
	</li>
	<li>
		I wanted Petersen, Julio Jones, and the list goes on...the posters here assured me that these guys didn't fit our style. (LMAO, 1 - 17 style)
	</li>
	<li>
		I called for Crennell and Sewage to be fired in the first half of their first preseason game. 
	</li>
	<li>
		I called Coleman a bad (waste) of a pick. FOund him to be too soft, effeminate, and physically impotent for the NFL. Behold where he is.
	</li>
	<li>
		I called Garrett a total flush of a #1 #1 pick.....and where is he right now?
	</li>
	<li>
		I called Kizer black Tarkenton, a run-first QB who is a cockeyed passer, a dimwit who holds the ball too long, and still predict that he will indeed get hurt because he is so easy to sack.
	</li>
	<li>
		I predicted the high priced OL would fare no better than last years. So far? We cant run for shit, and we lead the pack in sacks allowed.
	</li>
	<li>
		I predicted that Hue would fuck himself with a QB quagmire, unless Kizer gels fast, Hue and the FO will be exposed as having squandered a lot of premium picks and not having a single QB prospect that can be part of this "rebuild" nonsense.
	</li>
	<li>
		Hue WILL be fired, you can bet on it.
	</li>
	<li>
		I am the guy that killed Osama Bin Laden
	</li>
	<li>
		I came to save the day, because my name is Mighty Mouse
	</li>
	<li>
		I invented the metric system.
	</li>
	<li>
		I landed on the moon before Neil Armstrong did.
	</li>
	<li>
		Ali conceded that I, in fact, was The Greatest
	</li>
	<li>
		I brokered the Armistice that ended WWI
	</li>
	<li>
		I called for the head of Dobie Gillis
	</li>
	<li>
		I discovered America, not that Columbus guy
	</li>
	<li>
		I shot Liberty Valance
	</li>
	<li>
		They call ME Mr. Tibbs
	</li>
	<li>
		I am so bright they call me Sunny
	</li>
	<li>
		I am on Top o' the World Ma
	</li>
	<li>
		I am the King of the World
	</li>
	<li>
		I yam what I yam and that's what I yam, I yam Popeye the Sailor Man
	</li>
</ul>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730187</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730187</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 22:01:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:49:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	<img alt="1338278760218_3541072.png" height="294" src="https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1338278760218_3541072.png" width="420" /></p>

<p>
	<img alt="9be9e07b6564569eae5be38fb744ce3e--funny-" height="478" src="https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9b/e9/e0/9be9e07b6564569eae5be38fb744ce3e--funny-humour-humor.jpg" width="321" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730121</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730121</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:49:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:44:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	I do remember King Ghoolie saying something along  the line of "Unignore me" or something, I don't ignore anybody, I don't see how anybody can get really mad over something online with somebody you don't even really know. I think I only ever met 1 or 2 people on this board. Would like to maybe meet more at a home game 1 of these days.
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730118</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730118</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[medicineman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:44:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:40:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	lol
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730113</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730113</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[medicineman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:40:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:37:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/medicineman" aria-label="Profile: medicineman">@<bdi>medicineman</bdi></a> <a href="/post/730091">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			I don't know about the worse I ever read on this board but it has got to be up there. But what else is there to do?
		</p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	<span style="color:#c0392b"><strong>Play along....as it is merely meant for humor and entertainment?</strong></span>
</p>

<p>
	<span style="color:#c0392b"><strong>Or can you think of nothing that you can claim that you excel in....even in jest?</strong></span>
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730112</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730112</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:37:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 15:45:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tour2ma" aria-label="Profile: tour2ma">@<bdi>tour2ma</bdi></a> <a href="/post/729969">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here?
		</p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	what unignore me thread might you be referring to?   <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" title=":smile:" alt="😄" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730094</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730094</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark O]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 15:45:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 15:40:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	I don't know about the worse I ever read on this board but it has got to be up there. But what else is there to do?
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730091</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730091</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[medicineman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 15:40:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 13:04:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/texasag1969" aria-label="Profile: texasag1969">@<bdi>texasag1969</bdi></a> <a href="/post/730057">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			Don't take that stuff or you get hermeneutics. Almost incurable.<img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f641.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_frowning_face" title=":slightly_frowning_face:" alt="🙁" /></p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	<span style="color:#c0392b"><strong>Oh, yes, the study of the career of Herman's Hermits.  I remember.</strong></span>
</p>

<p></p><div class="embed-wrapper"><div class="embed-container"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4cly_2pGTNw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><p></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730063</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730063</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 13:04:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:45:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/730056">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			<span style="color:#660033"><strong>Wargograw is such a humorless dried up old prune that they named a brand of constipation relief for him:   Wargolax</strong></span>
		</p>

		<p>
			<span style="color:#660033"><strong>He should take some of his own medicine.</strong></span>
		</p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	Don't take that stuff or you get hermeneutics. Almost incurable.<img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f641.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_frowning_face" title=":slightly_frowning_face:" alt="🙁" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730057</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730057</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TexasAg1969]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:45:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:35:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/wargograw" aria-label="Profile: wargograw">@<bdi>wargograw</bdi></a> <a href="/post/730030">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this board. 
		</p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	<span style="color:#660033"><strong>Wargograw is such a humorless dried up old prune that they named a brand of constipation relief for him:   Wargolax</strong></span>
</p>

<p>
	<span style="color:#660033"><strong>He should take some of his own medicine.</strong></span>
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730056</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730056</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:35:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:27:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tour2ma" aria-label="Profile: tour2ma">@<bdi>tour2ma</bdi></a> <a href="/post/729969">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here?
		</p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong>NO</strong></span>
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730054</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730054</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:27:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 06:07:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/westside-steve" aria-label="Profile: westside-steve">@<bdi>westside-steve</bdi></a> <a href="/post/729878">said</a>:</p>
	

	
		<p>
			The Gipper brags that he once gagged Linda Lovelace. Unfortunately it wasn't the size but the smell.
		</p>

		<p>
			WSS
		</p>
	
</blockquote>

<p>
	LMAO
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730032</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730032</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ghoolie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 06:07:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 05:50:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this board. 
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730030</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730030</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wargograw]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 05:50:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 04:14:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	Notice my hobbies?
</p>

<p>
	I once climbed Mount Everest blindfolded, and beat Lance Armstrong in a time trial. 
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730024</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730024</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hoorta]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 04:14:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Thu, 21 Sep 2017 03:20:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	Every year I tell you idiots that Thanksgiving will be on a Thursday in November.  And every year I'm proven right.  Just watch.  I'll be right again.
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/730020</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/730020</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[200lbMumford]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 03:20:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:34:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	sue everyone once some of them twice
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/729979</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/729979</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[syd]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:34:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread on Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:20:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here?
</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/729969</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/729969</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tour2ma]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:20:11 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>