Right up the O line butts

Oh what fun we have with Crow 

Who never heard of cuts.

When he plows ahead

We know he will not score

But Hue just keeps on riding him

Right on out the door.

Adios Huey, Adios Huey

A line you shouldn't have drawn

You will see the clock run out 

Cause timeouts are all gone

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it’s gone right to my head
Wherever I may roam
On land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home.

@the-gipper said:

So, What? Nobody likes poetry?   Let's see any of you try your hand.

Bang bang Lulu?

Lulu had a boyfriend 

Boyfriend had a truck

Lulu loved to shift the gears

Boyfriend loved to ****

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Gip you have entirety too much time on your hands......evidently so do i. 

Fukc once upon a time. I need cash now.

Here comes Santa Claus

Here comes Santa Claus

What kind of argyle sweater bull schidt is that caulk sucker bringing me this year?

One win in two years

The orange is oranger they say

Don't drop the soap Jim

We must post it. Its a Thanksgiving Tradition!

There once was a whore named Alice

Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.

They found her vagina in North Carolina

And her pooper in Buckingham palace.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Sorry, it's not Alice's restaurant..lol

The organization is run by some clowns

Sashi is an azz

The top QB’s he will pass

And the fans are leaving this town

@canton-dawg said:

Gip, the “Nantucket” you referenced are called Limericks.

An example:

There once was a fellow named O’Doole

Who found little red spots on his tool

His doctor was a cynic

He said “get out of my clinic”

And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

Well.....hey....we can go with Limericks for this thread.    Limericks, lyrics, poems  WTF ever.

@the-gipper said:

I can only think of the  "I Come from a Land Down Under" lyrics.    Is this one kind of like "Nantucket"?

Gip, the “Nantucket” you referenced are called Limericks.

An example:

There once was a fellow named O’Doole

Who found little red spots on his tool

His doctor was a cynic

He said “get out of my clinic”

And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

Fuhuck the Ravens....Evermore.

Old age burns our arse and we shall rave at the end of day

Rage, rage against the dying of our rights

Courtesy of Dylan Thomas

and with this poem, we can tell what his favorite football team was. Here is a passage:

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Seems he was a damned Packer fan.

Somewhere ages and ages hence;

Two Quarterbacks emerged from the woods;

And I took the one with the least experience

And it has made all the difference.

Yet now knowing how that choice led the team astray

I doubt I shall be back to choose another day

(with apologies to Robert Frost)

@the-gipper said:

Is that a take off of a particular poem...or song lyric?  If so I don't recognize it.

If it is your own creation:  Bravo!

That's my own creation, lol.

EDIT: also, in the 12th verse, it is supposed to be ''in the ache''. I have a shitty connection and cannot correct it.

@texasag1969 said:

There once was a lady from Brussels

I forget the rest.

I can only think of the  "I Come from a Land Down Under" lyrics.    Is this one kind of like "Nantucket"?

@darren15 said:

No poetry from me but with tomorrow being Thanksgiving we should all be thankful of something ..... me I am just thankful I am not a 14 year old female living in Roy Moore's house

A man living out of time.    If this were the middle ages, it would be perfectly acceptable.

@nero said:

Challenge accepted, Gip

We drafted and appetizer,

His name? Deshone Kizer.

And passes went flying

To wrong hands, bad timing.

You could blame receivers,

The coach, the young QB,

The front office, with no Weaver,

A defense still to be.

No matter what's your take:

We're 0-10, no more, no less.

But cheer up, my friends,

There's hope, even the ache.

As the most glorious feats

Are achieved by those who fight,

As one in the painful defeats,

As one in the longest night.

I hope you didn't expect something with more quality from the Spaniard

Is that a take off of a particular poem...or song lyric?  If so I don't recognize it.

If it is your own creation:  Bravo!

We drafted and appetizer,

His name? Deshone Kizer.

And passes went flying

To wrong hands, bad timing.

You could blame receivers,

The coach, the young QB,

The front office, with no Weaver,

A defense still to be.

No matter what's your take:

We're 0-10, no more, no less.

But cheer up, my friends,

There's hope, even in the ache.

As the most glorious feats

Are achieved by those who fight,

As one in the painful defeats,

As one in the longest night.

I hope you didn't expect something with more quality from the Spaniard

I forget the rest.