<![CDATA[Funny Marine Joke]]> Subject: USMC Best Joke of the Year…
 
 
 
 
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Squad Leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.”

He yelled back, "Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said, "Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!”

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
]]>https://brownsboard.com/topic/49537/funny-marine-jokeRSS for NodeThu, 01 Oct 2026 06:03:03 GMTTue, 06 Mar 2018 15:43:04 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Funny Marine Joke on Fri, 09 Mar 2018 14:39:54 GMT]]> An irish man was driving to an appointment running late. Minutes were going by like seconds.

Laddy was sweating profusely because this was a very important meeting.

But no parking spaces in sight.

So, Laddy looks up to heaven and asks " Lord, I dont ask for much, but I really need a spot. I promise to go to church every day and give up whiskey if you can help me out."

Driving a car length further there lies a spot.

Laddy looks back up to heaven and says" Never mind, I found one."

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/776383https://brownsboard.com/post/776383Fri, 09 Mar 2018 14:39:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Funny Marine Joke on Wed, 07 Mar 2018 16:55:37 GMT]]> The Iraqi terrorist speaks very good English

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