@lbc-mike said:

Wow dude that is a long post.

I don't know what is more pathetic... the fact that he begged to be allowed back onto this message board... the fact that his life apparently consists of trying desperately to get people to pay attention to him on said message board... or that he rambles on about nonsense that almost no one on here will even bother to read, even if he's not on ignore. 

His screaming need for attention is almost impressive. 

@lbc-mike said:

Wow dude that is a long post.

I knew I could get under his skin. And ghool or ghoolie are still not words.  

(from dictionary.com not me)

@mjp28 said:

With all of this writing talk one thing I've always wondered about why does the ghool spell his handle ghoolie and not ghoulie......perhaps he's too s****d  to know the difference? Just curoius, from dictionary.com......

No results found for ghool

Dear MJP28, I must admit that never, not once have your posts elicited enough interest from me that I took precious time out of my most enjoyable life, to research YOU r your screenname (WHich I always just assumed was a code name for " I am a jackoff") HOWEVER..................it is FLATTERING, that as one of those who NEVER READS MY POSTS, but always knows what I say, you are taking time out of YOUR no doubt mundane life to research me. Yes, I am the king, and as you have just displayed, I am in your head, but let's be honest. I am in everyone's head.

HOWEVER, SINCE YOU ASKED, LET ME HELP YOU WITH A FEW POINTS.

1) My Screen name is Ghoolie, not Ghool. Some here like to call me Ghool or The Ghool, which I respond to with pride. 

2) The name Ghoolie was given to me by my dear friend West Side Steve. If you want to attack someone for the spelling of it, please send HIM your grammar requests.

3) The reason the name is spelled GHOOLIE (or GHOOL) and NOT GHOULIE (or Ghoul) has to do with the reason this moniker came to me in the first place. When Ghoulardi was taken off the air in 1963, it was to me one of the worst things ever. I still lament the show, the character, and the man, Ernie Anderson. Ernie fought with the station because HE spelled his character GHOLARDI...............he didn't want the letter u in the name, but his boss overrode him and dubbed the name GHOULARDI

My character, much like Ernie's character, bubbles, thrives, soars and irritates thanks to a total lack of reverence, respect, decorum, and adherence to what people like you just can't be open-minded enough about to read between lines. You are an example of the dullard, the buffoon, the nincompoops, the simpletons that Ghoulardi made fun of.

Ernie preferred the U to be left out of his moniker, and so too, do I. My way of holding on to my hero, eh?

Now, I really don't suspect you have the maturity or the intelligence to comprehend what I am about to say, but because I lvoe people, including you, who I don't know, I will share something with you. "Ghoolie" is no more me, than Ghoulardi was Ernie Anderson, and no mare than "Terminator" was Arnold Swarzenegger. To me, TBB is a stage to rattle cages, and a wonderful place for me to stay in touch with people I have met, and who I care greatly about.

Now, I would make the challenge to you, if you think you are such a good person, can you tell me how many people you have reached out to on this board, taken the time to meet, and actually made friends with? If you want to know the difference between ME....YOU....and GHOOLIE,  send a PM to Chicopee John, West Side Steve, Roach, Stan, Rich4Eagle, Nickers, and even Hoorta who flattered me by visiting my home and recording studio in Boardman. Ask them about me, not about this online horse crap.

Look my friend, let me try to impart something to you. Life is short, it is precious, and it should be filled with things that reward your soul, things that you can be proud of.

Like football, LOVE people.

The Ghoolie Gig, is all about my never-ending amazement that good people, like you, with skills only God knows, would get so worked up about a group of mostly scum human beings, making millions, without a care in the world for you, me or any fan. Hoorta for example, an intelligent man of science, a Father, a friend of mine, gets so worked up over THE BROWNS that he took Ghoolie to his dinner table and tried to take her advice to ignore me. Honestly, that is where the problem is, not,  in my horse manure.

Let me end with another example of what is wrong with people like you. 

In 2004 I had my first book published. WHen I shared the good news, many haters, like you, took off to Amazon to condemn my book , bash me and leave horrible reviews. Now, the book was an overwhelming success ( #2 best selling musical reference recording studio book of all time), and Amazon recognized the improper reviews and pulled them. But here is the point, people like you are so blinded by being a football fan that you would take steps into a person's real life to hurt them.

Dude, that is FAHKED UP. Zomblow got so worked up that he actually wanted to have a fistfight with me, and honestly, as others have witnessed, in my day I sparred with some very bad axx heavyweights. I could not even step into a ring with Zomblow without him signing a notorized liability release. But my " toughness" is not the point, because honestly, I never go looking into the real identity of any of you, and if I DID know who you were, I would reach out and want to get to know you, just like I have with so many on this board.

KS Hutchins, the girl we called Mom back when we all met on AOL per 1995 died from brain cancer, and one of the last things she did before her beautiful mind was no longer able to function, was to reach out to me to tell me goodbye, and to thank me for the time I spent with her.

So, you go ahead, you reasearch GHOOL, you research me, you do whatever the heck your small, spitefull, pea brain tell you to do about determining just WHO GHOOLIE IS.

To all of you, you are fauhked up mentally polluted with The Cleveland Browns. YOu don't need to research me, fo like Texas AG did, send me a PM and ask whatever it is you want to know.

And remember, it is not ME hiding behind a computer screen.............. it is YOU... Dutch Oven, MJP, Wargogay, and the rest of you. I have shared my real-life identity, address, phone number and e-mail online and on TBB more times than I can count. How about YOU TOUGH GUYS....care to share who you are? 

@ghoolie said:

Then perhaps you should stop letting me steal your lunch money and actually try to post something that even approaches busintg my balls. Ghoolie is a troll..........Yeah, we heard that, 1,000 times, but still, I am in your head.

But there is no such word as ghool. OK champ, go play "I'm the king" in your bathroom mirror. 

@dutch-oven said:

I totally believe this story...

I get paid by a few moderators to bust your balls on here. 

Then perhaps you should stop letting me steal your lunch money and actually try to post something that even approaches busintg my balls. Ghoolie is a troll..........Yeah, we heard that, 1,000 times, but still, I am in your head.

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@ghoolie said:

No, Ghoolie is the guy ZOMBLOW asked on Facebook to come back because hte board was dying. Ghoolie is the guy who gets paid to post here. Ghoolie is the guy who Zomblow cried about and was not allowed to boot off.

Get your story straight homo boy.

I thought the ghool was the dude who bet HUGE amounts of money in vegas to get massive comp vacations and his woman won HUGE jackpots (rarely or never lost) to give to the poor......no kidding that's EXACTLY  what he SAID. OK. Perfectly clear now.

Oh yeah this all makes perfect sense now, the immensely successful  ghool the fool is actually a highly paid spoof writer on a sports board like those guys who write those big time TV shows. Got it. 

...... from 2013.....It’s a job everyone thinks they could do, few are given the opportunity, and even fewer do it well. Landing a gig as a writer for cable or network TV show isn’t easy, but once you got it, the pay isn’t bad at all.

What writers make will seem paltry compared to what TV stars Ashton Kutcher and Sofia Vergara (who command a reported $700,000 and $175,000 an episode, respectively) rake in.

But per the Writers Guild of America minimum rates, a staff writer with a contract for at least 20 weeks, earns $3,703/week, while anyone at a level above a staff writer earns $6,036/week. Defamer did the math, and because network shows that run for a full season are usually in production for 26 weeks, producing 22 episodes, a staff writer makes just over $96,000, while a higher level writer takes home just under $157,000.

And those are just the bare minimum rates. Showrunners with hits on their hands are able to negotiable well above the WGA minimums. Just as “Mad Men” creator Matthew Weiner, who scored a reported three-year $25-$30 million contract with AMC, after a heated round of negotiations.......

@dutch-oven said:

I totally believe this story...

I get paid by a few moderators to bust your balls on here. 

And to think I just give the Trumpettes? ???Sheet on the Poly board for free. But then that has it's own rewards in the off-season. Tour just stirs it up from time to time for grins.

@ghoolie said:

No, Ghoolie is the guy ZOMBLOW asked on Facebook to come back because hte board was dying. Ghoolie is the guy who gets paid to post here. Ghoolie is the guy who Zomblow cried about and was not allowed to boot off.

Get your story straight homo boy.

I totally believe this story...

I get paid by a few moderators to bust your balls on here. 

@d-bone said:

Well, I guess it's time to wipe the cobwebs and dust off the ol' ignore feature again...... 

I know I've thought about it many times but it's fun to see what he comes up with next.  

@ghoolie said:

Thanks for announcing that you " didn't" read me. LMAO

Thanks for spending a half hour reading and coloring a post responding to a throwaway one liner. 

@ghoolie said:

It happens pretty much every year. The Browns draft soft players and have a training camp that is lax on discipline and toughness.

I think Blo-Rod nd Garrett are the two most likely Browns players to get put down pretty early this season.

Your thoughts?

Injuries happen to every team. There is way too many stupid threads being made. Do some of you guys make posts just to get numbers? Like its news that injuries happen. Lol 

@mjp28 said:

Besides we true BROWNS fans don't fear anything......well almost anything. 🥷

Except a lighted match, scarecrow?

@the-gipper said:

Well, actually, yes, I did read of few of the pretty colored words.  But what I read said something about you and women's clothes with your penis hanging out of them.....or something to that affect.

Besides we true BROWNS fans don't fear anything......well almost anything. 🥷

@ghoolie said:

Sure you didn't. 

"I didn't inhale"

Well, actually, yes, I did read of few of the pretty colored words.  But what I read said something about you and women's clothes with your penis hanging out of them.....or something to that affect.

@ghoolie said:

Okay, let's digest what you are saying here.

You just agreed (See Your Own Words, Above) with my post and accept the 6 qualities of my being the most read, respected, followed, admired, imitated and feared poster on this board.

You THEN add that you believe I am also the gayest.

How is such a thing determined? What are the qualifications for this?

• How well you look in women's Clothes?
• How flexible you are when you dance?
• Amount and Frequency of Penis that one sucks (I admit, I am good at this one)

How are gay points assessed for the really weird things?

• Not having a life to the extent that you spend your time moderating this board? I mean, that's pretty gay.
• Getting so mad at yours truly that you talk to your wife, in REAL LIFE about this crap? That's pretty gay, too.
  • Wearing a Jersey that has another man's name on it? DUDE....THAT is consummate SUPER-CALI-FAG-ALISTIC LET-ME-KISS-YOUR-PORK-STICK

By the way, Your screen name, WargoGay, that's pretty gay, too.

So, lookie here, I am flattered that you agreed with me on 6 of the 6 best of, categories. I am flattered that you think I am #1 in yet another one. But I am not like Joe Thomas. If I am indeed THE GAYEST,  I don't want that title just because I always showed up at the glory hole. Ya know? As I pointed out, there some other people here that rank pretty high in HOMO HIERARCHY for deeds we can define. So yeah, I want to be in the consideration, but give me some statistics here. Show the analytics on kissing peepees, wearing pantyhose, driving a Prius or an electric car, voting for Democrats... you know, the REAL Gay stuff.

W-gay, I do appreciate the nomination.

Stopped reading after the first couple lines. Glad you found something to do today. 

@the-gipper said:

OOOOH, pretty colors!!    Didn't read a word of it.

Sure you didn't. 

"I didn't inhale"

@ghoolie said:

Okay, let's digest what you are saying here.

You just agreed (See Your Own Words, Above) with my post and accept the 6 qualities of my being the most read, respected, followed, admired, imitated and feared poster on this board.

You THEN add that you believe I am also the gayest.

How is such a thing determined? What are the qualifications for this?

• How well you look in women's Clothes?
• How flexible you are when you dance?
• Amount and Frequency of Penis that one sucks (I admit, I am good at this one)

How are gay points assessed for the really weird things?

• Not having a life to the extent that you spend your time moderating this board? I mean, that's pretty gay.
• Getting so mad at yours truly that you talk to your wife, in REAL LIFE about this crap? That's pretty gay, too.
  • Wearing a Jersey that has another man's name on it? DUDE....THAT is consummate SUPER-CALI-FAG-ALISTIC LET-ME-KISS-YOUR-PORK-STICK

By the way, Your screen name, WargoGay, that's pretty gay, too.

So, lookie here, I am flattered that you agreed with me on 6 of the 6 best of, categories. I am flattered that you think I am #1 in yet another one. But I am not like Joe Thomas. If I am indeed THE GAYEST,  I don't want that title just because I always showed up at the glory hole. Ya know? As I pointed out, there some other people here that rank pretty high in HOMO HIERARCHY for deeds we can define. So yeah, I want to be in the consideration, but give me some statistics here. Show the analytics on kissing peepees, wearing pantyhose, driving a Prius or an electric car, voting for Democrats... you know, the REAL Gay stuff.

W-gay, I do appreciate the nomination.

OOOOH, pretty colors!!    Didn't read a word of it.

@wargograw said:

Also the gayest 

Okay, let's digest what you are saying here.

You just agreed (See Your Own Words, Above) with my post and accept the 6 qualities of my being the most read, respected, followed, admired, imitated and feared poster on this board.

You THEN add that you believe I am also the gayest.

How is such a thing determined? What are the qualifications for this?

• How well you look in women's Clothes?
• How flexible you are when you dance?
• Amount and Frequency of Penis that one sucks (I admit, I am good at this one)

How are gay points assessed for the really weird things?

• Not having a life to the extent that you spend your time moderating this board? I mean, that's pretty gay.
• Getting so mad at yours truly that you talk to your wife, in REAL LIFE about this crap? That's pretty gay, too.
  • Wearing a Jersey that has another man's name on it? DUDE....THAT is consummate SUPER-CALI-FAG-ALISTIC LET-ME-KISS-YOUR-PORK-STICK

By the way, Your screen name, WargoGay, that's pretty gay, too.

So, lookie here, I am flattered that you agreed with me on 6 of the 6 best of, categories. I am flattered that you think I am #1 in yet another one. But I am not like Joe Thomas. If I am indeed THE GAYEST,  I don't want that title just because I always showed up at the glory hole. Ya know? As I pointed out, there some other people here that rank pretty high in HOMO HIERARCHY for deeds we can define. So yeah, I want to be in the consideration, but give me some statistics here. Show the analytics on kissing peepees, wearing pantyhose, driving a Prius or an electric car, voting for Democrats... you know, the REAL Gay stuff.

W-gay, I do appreciate the nomination.