@tour2ma said:

Conical or elliptical?

Rock, paper, scissors? No. Maybe just a pencil?

.......I can't resist he might have had the same problem in 7th grade, "teacher I can't $#€♤~♧ spell because of this $#@ £@&n pencil, it's too $#× &@£€ small". 

 I know I'm bad and am going straight to he11.  

@mjp28 said:

I wonder if he knows what a stylus is?

Conical or elliptical?

@dutch-oven said:

Whatever you say, Bitch Tits. 

I wonder if he knows what a stylus is?

@ghoolie said:

Like mypenis, my fingers are huge. Like your penis,my.phone keyboard is small.

Revarding grammar and writing, when you become a published author, thencome.talk to me. Until then, readme, learn and cry about  the Browns passing on Barkley.

I am, your Master, and the king of this board.

Whatever you say, Bitch Tits. 

@ghoolie said:

 zaSad performance. Williams defence is Swiss cheese.

Why let your franchise QB limp around. I thought you dickheads were LO ING

I understand Youngstown doesn't have the best public school system, but man, you are an illiterate Shmuck. 

@londonbrown said:

I’m worried about our tackles neither are good enough and today starts a run of games where we face decent pass rushes

Baker will need to get the ball out fast today 

Yes having good quality OL or DL are the foundations of any good team it all starts up front even with a quick release QB.  

Need to get Landry and Duke into the game, soon.

@londonbrown said:

I’m worried about our tackles neither are good enough and today starts a run of games where we face decent pass rushes

Baker will need to get the ball out fast today 

Hubbard and Harrison both suck bad

And now back to football....pour.
 

Too early 

Too early for a beer? 

Too early for stupid questions 

@gumby73 said:

My all-time fav:

Sam: How's the world treating you, Norm?

Norm: Sammy, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear.

@londonbrown said:

Rivers is so good, could be in the “underrated” category 

I agree. You look at him, and you're thinking, "He's very slow. He doesn't have a giant arm. He kind of flings the ball sidearm, and his offensive line isn't great. We should be able to sack him consistently, right?" 

Nope. Lol. He's so good at identifying what the defense is doing and then getting the ball to his playmakers in stride. We definitely have to tackle VERY well today. We also need Ogunjobi to get tons of that central pressure because Rivers won't be able to evade a rush coming straight from the front. I think Rivers is Hall of Fame, but many don't agree. 

@jiggins7919 said:

Baker is traditionally someone who completes a very high percentage of passes, but so far he's only around 58%. Some of that is from drops, but not all of it. And 58% is still OK, no doubt, but I bet he expects more. (Darnold is at 55%, Allen is at 53% for comparison. Rivers is at 70%, which is bonkers) 

Rivers is so good, could be in the “underrated” category 

@londonbrown said:

I’m worried about our tackles neither are good enough and today starts a run of games where we face decent pass rushes

Baker will need to get the ball out fast today 

And I think he will. As he gets more practice time, I expect his reads to get even better (they're already pretty good, especially for a rookie). It also goes without saying that we need to CATCH the ball today. Baker is traditionally someone who completes a very high percentage of passes, but so far he's only around 58%. Some of that is from drops, but not all of it. And 58% is still OK, no doubt, but I bet he expects more. (Darnold is at 55%, Allen is at 53% for comparison. Rivers is at 70%, which is bonkers) 

Most importantly, Baker needs to complete his passes in the red zone. I just don't think FG's are going to win this game, and I don't trust Joseph yet anyway. If we're going to win, I envision it being a high-scoring victory. 

Baker will need to get the ball out fast today 

@texasag1969 said:

First time we get behind you'll cave like a little girl.?‍️?

Hehe. Give me a LITTLE credit! I'll last at least until the second time we trail. ??

I'm really hoping for good red zone execution. Something tells me we're gonna need TDs and not FG attempts to win this game, and I don't see 12 points getting the job done. Perhaps Duke and Devalve can work some magic. I have a good feeling about them tomorrow. 

Quick question. Is there any way to listen to Jim Donovan while watching the national coverage? I use the Sunday Ticket app and cast it to my TV, and I'm like 30 seconds behind. Anyone know if I can pause the Donovan broadcast in order to sync up the Direct TV broadcast? 

@jiggins7919 said:

It won't happen again Mark. Rain or shine, we'll have a good time in the Tavern. Promise. 

Can't wait! It's got the makings of a fun game. I'm REALLY hoping that we're starting to develop a true homefield advantage, ya know? We start winning consistently at home and it'll go a long way to giving us a psychological edge. Also, that crowd noise seemed like no joke last week. We need all the help we can get, and there's no reason why the Dawg Pound shouldn't be a very tough place to play. 

First time we get behind you'll cave like a little girl.?‍️?

@mark-o said:

He's free to do what he wants.   No one has any powers in the tavern anymore.   I'll see how long I can stand the negativity (and its not just him, there are others) and bail when it gets to be too depressing to read.

It won't happen again Mark. Rain or shine, we'll have a good time in the Tavern. Promise. 

Can't wait! It's got the makings of a fun game. I'm REALLY hoping that we're starting to develop a true homefield advantage, ya know? We start winning consistently at home and it'll go a long way to giving us a psychological edge. Also, that crowd noise seemed like no joke last week. We need all the help we can get, and there's no reason why the Dawg Pound shouldn't be a very tough place to play. 

@the-gipper said:

I was leaving on vacation so I couldn’t wait for this week in the AFC North so I had to call In the temp service early and you can see Rachel above who could help me out here before I left. too bad she couldn’t come with me though on this trip 

Oh I do know this nice young very good secretary Layla who loves to travel.....for a fee.

@tour2ma said:

Sorry.... gotta wait for This Week in the AFCN or else Zelda will copy my work...

I was leaving on vacation so I couldn’t wait for this week in the AFC North so I had to call In the temp service early and you can see Rachel above who could help me out here before I left. too bad she couldn’t come with me though on this trip 

@brownsfan4evr said:

.....NOBODY CARES about college baseball !!! 

@canton-dawg said:

How about this guy?

Only cause we may care... 

I had no clue it was that complicated ?   

@gumby73 said:

Christ, I can't wait for jiggins in Mark O's Tavern entrance this week..                                                                              CHEERS!!?  ? ? 

Hahahaha! 

No chance. You'll see. ?️??

I mean, no chance I'm an azzhat. 

@hoorta said:

LOL, now I have to give you some grief- how about your Super Stud Saquon helping the Giants to a stellar 1-5 record? You were a little late to the Baker party.    It's not just about scoring points, it's also about preventing the other team from scoring points- and Denzel Ward stopped at least 6, and possibly 9 bu the Ravens with that interception and blocked field goal. 

Yeah, I watched most of the Eagles- Giants game, and here's my impression. They showed a clip of Barkley comparing him to Barry Sanders. OK, he's good, maybe very good, his 230 or so combined yards resulted in another loss. So question- riddle me this- how many Super Bowls was Barry a part of? Answer- none. Here's the G-Men's problems as I see them. They have no defense- Wentz took them apart- think the other Chubb or Ward would have helped out there?  And as I opined before the draft Eli is as washed up as a beached whale, even worse than your whipping boy Brady. If it was Gettleman's idea (their GM's) one last hurrah with Eli, Saquon, and Beckham it officially blew up last night. OTOH, if his idea was to pull a Browns and go 3-13 or worse to snag Eli's replacement at the top of the 2019 draft- just might be perverted genius, but we'll see if those impatient New York fans won't want to run him out of town before April next year rolls around.  

Them Giants fans just might be wishing they had drafted Darnold and not Saquon.  

Saquon played a great game.

Maybe that's the reason they only lost by 21 points?

They should've taken a QB.