MY WITTLE FEEWLINGS ARE HURWT!!

It's a comedy skit! 

Laugh a little!

@oldbrownsfan said:

Very good response from SNL....good job!

That was so freaking outstanding by all involved. Really great job.

@mjp28 said:

<------- (see my avatar, JB!)   SNL has been hitting new lows since it premiered in 1975 BUT it was insightful and funny, that bit was just plain stupid.

Plus that jerk was engaged to that little doll Ariana Grande and screwed that up! He's a freakin numbskull!  

Nice avatar.  I was a big fan of SNL early on when it was funnier. I liked the bizarre stuff on SNL like the Coneheads, the killer bees and Belushi as the Samurai guy etc... Saturday night was a great line up in the 70's and I loved watching SNL to 1:00 AM, then it was 1:00 to 2:30 watching Don Kirshners Rock Concert and then 2:30 to 3:00 watching Second City TV (back when John Candy was on it). 

@diehardbrownsfan said:

They would have been divorced in a few months anyways.....

I can't believe she actually picked him, or whatever, oh she had the $16 million dollar apartment in Manhattan......he's a dufus.

Plus that jerk was engaged to that little doll Ariana Grande and screwed that up! He's a freakin numbskull!  

@oldbrownsfan said:

Very good response from SNL....good job!

I still don’t think SNL is funny anymore...but at least they showed a bit of humility here. ?

@mld-woody said:

So there was this one time, back in college, in my computer science class. I was the best programmer in the school, but everyone hated me because I was conservative. The professor would try to give me bad grades but we'd debate in front of the class and he'd always lose. One time I got up there and said ", God's NOT dead" and the whole class cheered. The teacher left in tears, knowing I had shattered his socialist beliefs. I was asked to teach the class but turned it down so I could tend to my magic donkey. 

ok, kinda funny, but really - the point is, YOU don't have stories or experiences in your life that affect how you see issues. Don't try to make up stories borrowing from mine. That won't work.

A. I was one of the best programmers in class - three different instructors asked me to help kids figure out how to fix their programs. I just have a knack for it. Spent years fixing other people's stupid azz code. Which often, we called their code "birdnest code". You should understand that, woodpecker.

B. I've never been hated by anybody for my politics. You would never believe the stories I could tell - very, very true stories. Like most folks, I've been places, accomplished things, had things happen, overcame adversity, etc. You are one of very, very few who never have anything to offer  as to why you ...feel...like being NOT a believer in ANYTHING, and always take an antagonistic approach to discussions. sad.

C. It is true - I was visiting college, after working a year as a tool and die machinist apprentice (I hated it), to pay off my beautiful 1966 metallic maroon Chevy Belaire - three on the column with a straight 250 Six in it. So, I sat there with my best friend, and that really did happen - she was dissing America etc etc and I got po'd and challenged her, and she freaked that I wasn't even in her class and ordered me to leave.

D. That is a true story you keep trying to ridicule. You must have a twisted memory problem. It was the fifth grade, and I nearly died in a spring, down the ravine in our woods, about 6 in the morning, and I could not get out of the spring. Not college.

E. Maybe you should look into the possibility your are a clone was was "born" last year. Complete with programmed fake memories. I saw it in a movie - but it would explain a hell of a lot. Like the movie "The Fly", except you got mixed up with a woodpecker.

@mld-woody said:

So there was this one time, back in college, in my computer science class. I was the best programmer in the school, but everyone hated me because I was conservative. The professor would try to give me bad grades but we'd debate in front of the class and he'd always lose. One time I got up there and said ", God's NOT dead" and the whole class cheered. The teacher left in tears, knowing I had shattered his socialist beliefs. I was asked to teach the class but turned it down so I could tend to my magic donkey. 

@clevfan4life said:

????????

@mld-woody said:

So there was this one time, back in college, in my computer science class. I was the best programmer in the school, but everyone hated me because I was conservative. The professor would try to give me bad grades but we'd debate in front of the class and he'd always lose. One time I got up there and said ", God's NOT dead" and the whole class cheered. The teacher left in tears, knowing I had shattered his socialist beliefs. I was asked to teach the class but turned it down so I could tend to my magic donkey. 

????????

@clevfan4life said:

yeah woody, where are ur weekly boolshit cool stories and anacdotes of events that only happened in ur mind?

????

im starting to.become convinced cal is a shroomer. 

So there was this one time, back in college, in my computer science class. I was the best programmer in the school, but everyone hated me because I was conservative. The professor would try to give me bad grades but we'd debate in front of the class and he'd always lose. One time I got up there and said ", God's NOT dead" and the whole class cheered. The teacher left in tears, knowing I had shattered his socialist beliefs. I was asked to teach the class but turned it down so I could tend to my magic donkey. 

????

im starting to.become convinced cal is a shroomer. 

@mld-woody said:

Holy Sheet this post is hilarious. How someone can lack this much self awareness is beyond me.

I read more of your links than you do. As evidenced by you posting links that actually go against what you're trying to say. 

Every belief you have can be summed up by the front page of The Blaze. And then you'll copy and paste every article from the blaze to really drive the point home. You're incapable of thinking for yourself, and every thread you make is proof of that. 

You're a puppet. 

of what? my own opinions? You bitch like a martian transgender insect, and you want to whine about your imagining stupid stuff?

I like the blaze. The Blaze is full of links to actual sites, too. You still have no stories to tell, no experiences in your miserable short existence, and believe in nothing , except NOT believing in stuff you should believe in.

You have no freaking clue about other people - you don't understand yourself, birdbrain.

@mld-woody said:

The full bit is funny

@calfoxwc said:

you don't see sources, you whiney bitch about links you don't open, you are terrified of actually having

your own opinion on any subject (because you don't know your crappy tailfeathers from an outhouse),

and your posts rarely add anything legitmate to any discussion.

Holy Sheet this post is hilarious. How someone can lack this much self awareness is beyond me.

I read more of your links than you do. As evidenced by you posting links that actually go against what you're trying to say. 

Every belief you have can be summed up by the front page of The Blaze. And then you'll copy and paste every article from the blaze to really drive the point home. You're incapable of thinking for yourself, and every thread you make is proof of that. 

You're a puppet. 

@calfoxwc said:

just a sickening disgrace. Being a "shock jock comedian" is all these weasels can do.

no one is outraged? u sure?

@mld-woody said:

Uh, a lot of people are. The same type of "sources" we see from you guys (twitter, facebook, etc). People all angry.

But a lot of people are picking and choosing when they want to be outraged...

your own opinion on any subject (because you don't know your crappy tailfeathers from an outhouse),

and your posts rarely add anything legitmate to any discussion.