@buck-the-frowns said:

 Bellicheat could be motivated to come to Cleveland by these four things:

4) A secret deep yearning for Condi Rice, who is also coming......

I cast my vote for only one women with Bill that fits my Browns team.. 1)she can har'ass Haslam..                         2.)                                                              3.) She would also fit well, with our fans biological clock that has been ticking with loads of Ohio deer hunters..        4.) Than of course the team Yutes could eat magic grits with this 

Ending in..."Balls"gate from Bottlegate

A Special Thanks to Marisa & come save our Browns           

1) The weather (anything beats Boston)

2) The culture (best pierogies around)

3) A challenge (all that winning year after year is getting boring)

4) A secret deep yearning for Condi Rice, who is also coming......

@poeticg said:

Whatever it takes to win... it's well known that there are powers that be. Those powers wanted Patriotism and the Patriots spear headed their way into a dynasty. 

All that aside, we have to do what we have to do out there on the field and declare- That we are the masters of our own destines. We are not some puppet to be used as a background side prop. Cleveland needs to best the refs by playing clean, then beat the opponent by playing hard and smart... and together. When we're playing 11 guys working as one, in sync and determined- no team can stand against that. Know what you're up against. Beat them soundly and leave no wiggle room. Now is the time... go seize it. 

I doubt seriously that you are the master of your own destiny in Seinfeld terms 

All that aside, we have to do what we have to do out there on the field and declare- That we are the masters of our own destines. We are not some puppet to be used as a background side prop. Cleveland needs to best the refs by playing clean, then beat the opponent by playing hard and smart... and together. When we're playing 11 guys working as one, in sync and determined- no team can stand against that. Know what you're up against. Beat them soundly and leave no wiggle room. Now is the time... go seize it. 

@the-gipper said:

Except, of course, he had won 3 Super Bowls managing games before any of those things happened.

Except when Spygate happened it was discovered their tape collection predated every super bowl "win" including taped footage of the Rams practices and pregame walkthrough. 

It wasn't a coincidence the most common Tammy Brady refrain was "he plays as if he knows what the Defense is going to do before they do it " Yeah, no shit there, cause he does. 

@vikingdawg said:

Brady was a game manager at best until he got his collection of spy tapes and deflated footballs. Another fraud in the New England shamnasty. 

Except, of course, he had won 3 Super Bowls managing games before any of those things happened.

@the-gipper said:

Brady makes him

Brady was a game manager at best until he got his collection of spy tapes and deflated footballs. Another fraud in the New England shamnasty. 

@ghoolie said:

Lol, I have no idea but it is Hilarious. How ridiculous was the Condolezza Rice rumor.....yet somehow this

stupidity made its way onto the FO and major.media.

Yeah, real stretch from Dorsey 1\2 joking, "I might even consider a woman" to Condoleza Rice is under consideration.

PS, Bill and Tom may well ride off into the sunset together. I don't see the Patriots making the Super Bowl this year.

Zombo said:

Like Lebron, he feels he left unfinished business in Cleveland, and if he can come back and win a championship there, it will be his crown jewel.

He likes Mayfield, Garrett, and a shutdown corner, he sees a plethora of cap space and draft picks, and he always loved the food...

Sweep the Bungles, sweep the leg, count Condi Rice as your Rooney Rule and roll with Gregg Williams ...

Williams/Kitchen 2019

Mt sentiments exactly. We haven't even been close to the kind of emotional zest this team no has since the Marty and Bernie days. Forget the x's and o's, the team is now a team. No need topenis around with the team.

Of course, he was named by none other than Paul Brown as the next best coach out there. Paul was right again...

@vikingdawg said:

No thanks, the dude has proven himself worthless when he doesn't have his spy cameras, ball boys deflating footballs and Kraft holding Goodell and the referees in his back pocket. Fuck that cheater. 

Brady makes him

@gumby73 said:

            and that's a rap on the longest Bye week EveR..Were On to the Bengals!? (thank god)               

LMAO at the photo deal. Funniest thing all week.

@orion said:

Woody Allen couldn't think this stuff up.

Think what up, it's all true isn't it? 

@hoorta said:

Where in the world do some guys dream up crap like this? 

Lol, I have no idea but it is Hilarious. How ridiculous was the Condolezza Rice rumor.....yet somehow tnis t

stupidity made its way onto the FO and major.media.

@the-gipper said:

I lived in the snow belt when I was in Law school...east side of Cleveland.

I spent 18 years about halfway  between  Willoughby and  Chardon. That was thirty years ago and I’m still shoveling. Better than fire season tho. That’s some blood curdling stuff there. 

@flyingfooldoug said:

Just down from the Robiski place. Lots a snow too. Lots and lots of snow

I lived in the snow belt when I was in Law school...east side of Cleveland.

@the-gipper said:

I love Gates Mills,  I would live there, if I could afford it.  I would have my polo field just down the street.

Just down from the Robiski place. Lots a snow too. Lots and lots of snow

@mjp28 said:

Gates Mills? Nothing but a bunch of snobby, stuck up rich people live there.....my one cousin who's a doctor and HER hubby who's a doctor live there.

Then again Bill might fit right in.  

LOL, I have inside info Bill is actually quite fond of that cottage he owns on Nantucket, spends time there during the off season. But Bill doesn't really have an offseason, his mind is football 24\7.    

@mjp28 said:

Gates Mills? Nothing but a bunch of snobby, stuck up rich people live there.....my one cousin who's a doctor and HER hubby who's a doctor live there.

Then again Bill might fit right in.  

I love Gates Mills,  I would live there, if I could afford it.  I would have my polo field just down the street.

@flyingfooldoug said:

They must be on LSD. All the reports have him buying in Gates Mills. 

Gates Mills? Nothing but a bunch of snobby, stuck up rich people live there.....my one cousin who's a doctor and HER hubby who's a doctor live there.

Then again Bill might fit right in.  

He likes Mayfield, Garrett, and a shutdown corner, he sees a plethora of cap space and draft picks, and he always loved the food...

Sweep the Bungles, sweep the leg, count Condi Rice as your Rooney Rule and roll with Gregg Williams ...

Williams/Kitchen 2019