So much for another lousy record falling  

Thank you Baker Mayfield and John Dorsey

@jiggins7919 said:

I know it's random, but I came across this video during the draft. Mel Kiper specifically said he didn't like the pick, which is pretty much all you need to know. Lmao. That chip on Baker's shoulder is large, but it seems to fit in with our team and our fanbase. Even the other guy, Todd McShay, said he had Josh Allen and Baker Mayfield as the bottom 2 of the 4 QBs. GTFOH....

@kvoethe said:

I never heard of no curse...that was the Modell Browns...doesnt apply here

WRONG................. WE ARE THE CURSE.....................Fuck Denver, Fuck Elway....... Mile High blows. Williams Blitzed, Keenum Shitz. BOOM.

@hoorta said:

But regarding Coors Beer. I'm of the opinion something changed when they went national. Circa 1978 coming back from a climbing trip in the Wind Rivers, stopped at a drive through in Riverton, Wyoming. Guy asks "what do you want?" "Coors" "How much?" "We'll tell you when to stop." Car was totally loaded down. Back in the 70s I could pick out Coors in a blind lineup of six different beers, won a fair amount of money doing so. Can't do that anymore, I'd be hard pressed to tell the difference between Coors and Bud- but not Miller. Gawd, I can't stand that crap- ABM Anything But Miller. It's possible my sense of smell is degrading along with the rest of my body.   

PS- when I'm not drinking wine (the guys winos I'll be watching the game with at at the Racquet Club tonight are getting a nice Christmas taste of something special- a 1982 Chateau Pavie out of my cellar) & we do a victory port when we win. My preferred beers are Great Lakes Dortmunder, and the seasonal Oktoberfest, Blackout & Oatmeal stouts. Just no to their Christmas Ale. I'm a beer purist- don't want any of that added cinnamon or other crap in my beer.  

I hope you had a great night. We were at the Casino tonight for a Christmas party gift giveaway. Cathy is a 7-Star player with Caesars so while she was getting free crap I was at the sports bar in the Horshoe Casino.. Ghoolie was killer tonight. There must have been a dozen Bronco fans, and I was RELENTLESS............. MAN, I like the Ghoolie life when I get to make fun of the assholes we are beating.

Think about it Larry, we STILL make too many mistakes, but we win. Imagine a Williams, Kitchen offseason and another Dorsey Draft? We aren't just going to have a winner, man, the Browns will be the new model of why to build a dynasty. Browns in the Super Bowl? Not so much of a stretch now, is it? We are going to win the division. Ben the rapsit is done, and we own cincy and Ratshit.

Bob Pound!

@atom said:

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@the-gipper said:

I will think about doing that.   

Also....wtf is up with the emojis on here now.....they are a bit useless (as if they ever had any kind of function)

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@hoorta said:

My preferred beers are Great Lakes Dortmunder, and the seasonal Oktoberfest, Blackout & Oatmeal stouts. Just no to their Christmas Ale. I'm a beer purist- don't want any of that added cinnamon or other crap in my beer.  

Great Lakes Christmas Ale is ridiculously overrated. Tastes like someone blended a poinsettia in it. Gross shit, only good thing it has going for it is that it will get you hammered quickly, if that's your thing. 

@texasag1969 said:

You should be a judge or something.??‍?

I will think about doing that.   

Also....wtf is up with the emojis on here now.....they are a bit useless (as if they ever had any kind of function)

@the-gipper said:

Sometimes I am smack dab right on with succinct simplicity; and sometimes I am a man of mystery....purposely obfuscatory.

You should be a judge or something.??‍?

@texasag1969 said:

Very enlightening but doesn't tell anyone why you think it is absurd or ridiculous. You are usually not at such a loss of words for more detail that counters something you disagree with.

Absurd means  preposturous. 

And hey...this just shows what a versatile individual I am.  Sometimes I am overly verbose .Sometimes I am smack dab right on with succinct simplicity; and sometimes I am a man of mystery....purposely obfuscatory.

@jiggins7919 said:

I know it's random, but I came across this video during the draft. Mel Kiper specifically said he didn't like the pick, which is pretty much all you need to know. Lmao. That chip on Baker's shoulder is large, but it seems to fit in with our team and our fanbase. Even the other guy, Todd McShay, said he had Josh Allen and Baker Mayfield as the bottom 2 of the 4 QBs. GTFOH. 

awesome thanks glad i was wrong about picking darnold first

@ghoolie said:

Hey Hoorta, I have to say this............ Fuck Denver, Fuck thin Air, Fuck Coors Beer,  Fuck Elway, Fuck The Broncos and Fuck anyone who thinks the Browns won't win tomorrow. Can't give a score until Zomblow does his weekly thing, but this is going to be a massacre...................... We may pummel these homosexuals so badly that Mr. Ed may have to throw in the white towel of surrender in the second half. 

FIVE sacks for Garrett. THin air? Yeah, he will cut through it at light speed. Brace yourself Denver homos, the train is coming.

But regarding Coors Beer. I'm of the opinion something changed when they went national. Circa 1978 coming back from a climbing trip in the Wind Rivers, stopped at a drive through in Riverton, Wyoming. Guy asks "what do you want?" "Coors" "How much?" "We'll tell you when to stop." Car was totally loaded down. Back in the 70s I could pick out Coors in a blind lineup of six different beers, won a fair amount of money doing so. Can't do that anymore, I'd be hard pressed to tell the difference between Coors and Bud- but not Miller. Gawd, I can't stand that crap- ABM Anything But Miller. It's possible my sense of smell is degrading along with the rest of my body.   

PS- when I'm not drinking wine (the guys winos I'll be watching the game with at at the Racquet Club tonight are getting a nice Christmas taste of something special- a 1982 Chateau Pavie out of my cellar) & we do a victory port when we win. My preferred beers are Great Lakes Dortmunder, and the seasonal Oktoberfest, Blackout & Oatmeal stouts. Just no to their Christmas Ale. I'm a beer purist- don't want any of that added cinnamon or other crap in my beer.  

@the-gipper said:

Absurd means ridiculous

Very enlightening but doesn't tell anyone why you think it is absurd or ridiculous. You are usually not at such a loss of words for more detail that counters something you disagree with.

@texasag1969 said:

Explain.

Absurd means ridiculous

@bob806 said:

I hear you, but IF the Browns survive the 1st quarter, I think they'll be ok. 

Denver's been a house of horrors for the Browns. Maybe these young guys, and a determined Coach Williams blaze a new trail and kick the horse teeth in.

It becomes a House of broken bones for Elway. No more Denver bullshit.

@calfoxwc said:

I didn't come up with it. But being retired, I was watching "Good Morning Football" and they brought up an amazing point.

They read a whole bunch of famous qb's who lost and threw ints in their first game at Mile High Stadium.

Montana, rothlicksbooger, Rodgers, Brady, Favre, Jim Kelly, Brees.... It's amazing.

Tom Brady....threw four ints. I think it was Rodgers that threw for only 70 some yards.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tom-brady-has-an-ugly-record-in-denver-heres-how-bad-it-is/

   They said that was what Baker Mayfield is up against. Apparently, the thinner air in Denver is different when throwing the passes, eh?

So, the question is, is Baker Mayfield such a special talent, he can defeat the Curse and adapt to the thinner air, etc, at Mile High?

I believe he is.

CALSNOTS  ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  Where the hell ya been man? Merry Christmas if I don't get to talk to you.

It won't be tough for the Browns. The Browns offense will have the Denver D gasping in the thin air by the 4th Quarter. This isn't Kosar and Chokenhiemer, and it isn't Elway. The Browns have the superior QB. People need to begin realizing this. Baker will beat it into the media, into our opponents and any doubters. The Browns, Baker Mayfield is NOT going to lose to Horse Teeth tomorrow. 

It just is NOT going to happen. All that bullshit about what happened the last three decades? What does that have to do with anything? At what point does what happened yesterday become the forebearer about the future? I mean, if the Broncos didn't lose to us in 1 decade does that mean we will never beat them again? Or is it 2 decades?

How do you know that not losing to a team in three decades is the Omen for YOU never beating them again?

Hey Hoorta, I have to say this............ Fuck Denver, Fuck thin Air, Fuck Coors Beer,  Fuck Elway, Fuck The Broncos and Fuck anyone who thinks the Browns won't win tomorrow. Can't give a score until Zomblow does his weekly thing, but this is going to be a massacre...................... We may pummel these homosexuals so badly that Mr. Ed may have to throw in the white towel of surrender in the second half. 

FIVE sacks for Garrett. THin air? Yeah, he will cut through it at light speed. Brace yourself Denver homos, the train is coming.

@the-gipper said:

Absurd 

Explain.