@flyingfooldoug said:

You’re just mad because you didn’t even know who our coaches are and had to be told... by me! Jack!

Sure, kid...

@tour2ma said:

You'd be better served by sticking to football rather than trying to insult... and that's inlight of the fact that you know jack about football.

So a "run-first Qb" is not a "running QB". You can't be serious since you've "had enough bullshit".

But just in case, Fran was neither.

In his career, which began as a rookie QB for an expansion team, he often scrambled for his life. Ditto for his NYG years when the G-men were mediocre at best.

Upon returning to the Vikes and their SB runs, he ran less than twice per game and posted his best passing stats.

I get that one of your few claims to fame around here is coining the black Tark label, but that doesn't mean it's accurate.

You’re just mad because you didn’t even know who our coaches are and had to be told... by me! Jack!

@flyingfooldoug said:

I’m sorry if your little ears get burned. 

You'd be better served by sticking to football rather than trying to insult... and that's inlight of the fact that you know jack about football.

@ghoolie said:

I never said Tarkenton was a running QB.

I said he was a run-first Qb, which he was. Scrambling is what? Walking?

Let me make this lesson easier for you to understand. We will call in FEET FIRST QBs.

Tarkenton hardly got into the pocket and he would position himself to begin running to freedom. His choke champion status was caused because he was a fun first QB.

We face another black Tarkenton Sunday and Williams should zone blitz him to death.

3 interceptions and benched.

Fuck This piece of garbage. 

So a "run-first Qb" is not a "running QB". You can't be serious since you've "had enough bullshit".

But just in case, Fran was neither.

In his career, which began as a rookie QB for an expansion team, he often scrambled for his life. Ditto for his NYG years when the G-men were mediocre at best.

Upon returning to the Vikes and their SB runs, he ran less than twice per game and posted his best passing stats.

I get that one of your few claims to fame around here is coining the black Tark label, but that doesn't mean it's accurate.

@ballsonchin said:

If the Ravens lose I will come back and let you all have your way. If the Ravens win you will never hear from me again.

See what I mean guys? You wonder why I have stated that bloitmore raisin fans are living proof that anal sex can and does result in pregnancy. 

What a tool!

@ghoolie said:

Great post. My sentiments exactly. It isn't just the talking heads who pissed me off, it is some of the sissies on this board who were sucking Texan penis after we lost. These faggots went on and on about how unbeatable these guys were and how great their D, and QB was. The truth is that the Browns shut them down in the second half. Had Baker not had a brain fart 1st half, and a few dumb kicks, the Browns would be playing for the division championship tomorrow, maybe even resting the starters. If we play the Texans 10 times, we would give them the red ass at least 9 of those times, possibly sweeping them all 10. 

The Browns will urinate on Blow-two-more tomorrow.

And we better be careful, some of those faggots don't like swear words. 

I saw that brain fart as part of his learning curve. He’s not going to be able to beat a really good team until he sees what a couple of real good nfl teams are like. The thing that really stands out to me about our young QB, he’s a very good student. Not grade wise, he has the ability to learn. Kinda the opposite of the virgin eared ones. 

@texasag1969 said:

It's a lot more fun when they reach 70. Then we argue over which damn kids should stay off our lawns. We usually settle on the 60 y.o. kids.?

And (remind you of anyone)?

@flyingfooldoug said:

You’re right dude. Lamer is just another rookie QB. We have one too.  But ours has been smoking the league like a hookah. Award after award for our rookieQB piles up for Baker and yet the skirt posters are sceeered of Lamer. Fuck him and his raisins. Ohhhh myyyyy what about that raisin D say the skirts. I’m a Browns fan. Our rookie QB gonna smoke him some raisin D. And Blake Williams and company gonna smoke them a QB. The raisins are going down in smoke permanently when their Wizard leaves and they will say of the playoffs......nevermore

Great post. My sentiments exactly. It isn't just the talking heads who pissed me off, it is some of the sissies on this board who were sucking Texan penis after we lost. These faggots went on and on about how unbeatable these guys were and how great their D, and QB was. The truth is that the Browns shut them down in the second half. Had Baker not had a brain fart 1st half, and a few dumb kicks, the Browns would be playing for the division championship tomorrow, maybe even resting the starters. If we play the Texans 10 times, we would give them the red ass at least 9 of those times, possibly sweeping them all 10. 

The Browns will urinate on Blow-two-more tomorrow.

And we better be careful, some of those faggots don't like swear words. 

@ghoolie said:

I never said Tarkenton was a running QB.

I said he was a run-first Qb, which he was. Scrambling is what? Walking?

Let me make this lesson easier for you to understand. We will call in FEET FIRST QBs.

Tarkenton hardly got into the pocket and he would position himself to begin running to freedom. His choke champion status was caused because he was a fun first QB.

We face another black Tarkenton Sunday and Williams should zone blitz him to death.

3 interceptions and benched.

Fuck This piece of garbage.

You’re right dude. Lamer is just another rookie QB. We have one too.  But ours has been smoking the league like a hookah. Award after award for our rookieQB piles up for Baker and yet the skirt posters are sceeered of Lamer. Fuck him and his raisins. Ohhhh myyyyy what about that raisin D say the skirts. I’m a Browns fan. Our rookie QB gonna smoke him some raisin D. And Blake Williams and company gonna smoke them a QB. The raisins are going down in smoke permanently when their Wizard leaves and they will say of the playoffs......nevermore

@tour2ma said:

And adult language should be left to adults...

Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

I never said Tarkenton was a running QB.

I said he was a run-first Qb, which he was. Scrambling is what? Walking?

Let me make this lesson easier for you to understand. We will call in FEET FIRST QBs.

Tarkenton hardly got into the pocket and he would position himself to begin running to freedom. His choke champion status was caused because he was a fun first QB.

We face another black Tarkenton Sunday and Williams should zone blitz him to death.

3 interceptions and benched.

Fuck This piece of garbage.

@texasag1969 said:

It's a lot more fun when they reach 70. Then we argue over which damn kids should stay off our lawns. We usually settle on the 60 y.o. kids.?

@dutch-oven said:

Nothing beats 60 year old guys acting like they are 12. 

Some are just "fools", I guess. 

It's a lot more fun when they reach 70. Then we argue over which damn kids should stay off our lawns. We usually settle on the 60 y.o. kids.?

@tour2ma said:

And adult language should be left to adults... 

Nothing beats 60 year old guys acting like they are 12. 

Some are just "fools", I guess. 

@ghoolie said:

Mongo sounds right.

I have come to hate everyone but us. 

I don’t hate anyone. But I know quite a few Amish Browns fans that are better informed about the team than many of the posters on here. 

Then there is the defense. I could rattle off a bunch of stats, but I don't need to. They're nasty and they make life miserable for people. Look no further than what they did against the Bolts, a team that beat us like stepchildren. 

But saying all that, I actually agree with you somewhat in that we ARE a good team. We're pretty solid, and that's remarkable when you consider where we were just a year ago. I also have to admit that I was COMPLETELY wrong about keeping Hue Jackson. I was so desperate for "continuity" that I had blinders on to reality. I figured having ANYBODY for 3 years was better than circling through coach after coach, system after system. Wrong. 

I'm close to making my prediction for the game, but I have to tell ya, I'm not leaning towards us here. Playing against a team fighting for their playoff destiny at THEIR house, and against a nasty defense is a VERY tall order. What do we have going for us this time? Well, we're not the same team that actually BEAT the Ravens, and we're winners of 3 in a row. We're playing infinitely better now, but then again, so are the Ravens. It seems like their defense scores a TD all the time, and they make life difficult for everyone. 

As always Ghoolie, I enjoyed the colorful post, and I sure hope you're right about the game. Hey, you were right about Hue Jackson, so maybe you're right about the game tomorrow, too! 

@tour2ma said:

And adult language should be left to adults...

Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

I’m sorry if your little ears get burned. 

Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

@mjp28 said:

Maybe this will help too and it's available from AMAZON, no shit it really is.  

Yep, we call it Adult Language. As far as Amazon? You can buy pot smoking and processing materials through them. Whoda thunk it

@dutch-oven said:

If Mongo from 'Blazing Saddles' was given a laptop, I would imagine he'd come up with something along the lines of this. 

Maybe this will help too and it's available from AMAZON, no shit it really is.  

@ghoolie said:

Mongo sounds right.

I have come to hate everyone but us. 

@flyingfooldoug said:

You would think with all the hand wringing about Lamar that he’s the next coming of Baker Mayfield. Putting bounties on homos?lol 

But we got Easy Bake cooking in the Kitchen now  

oh yaWhat was that planet on Flash Gordon series? Mongo I believe

Mongo sounds right.

I have come to hate everyone but us.