Some Old school ones.

I loathe the group picture (arms crossed and peace signs) "taken" after a TD. I loathe forcefully signaling a first down when down by three scores. I loathe the arms crossed, pause and gaze into the crowd after a sack when down by three scores. I loathe the "safe" call, like an umpire, by a DB when he breaks up a pass down by three scores.

Celebrations have become tacky and cliche, even more so when the game is out of hand and the losing team facilitates the need to celebrate. 

@mld-woody said:

Honestly Gip, I'm just making inside jokes (Dragonball jokes) now that only a handful of people on this site will get haha

Well you remind me greatly of peewee Herman. 

@the-gipper said:

Why?  Of what redeeming social value is it, Connie?

Watch Peewee Hermann.

Honestly Gip, I'm just making inside jokes (Dragonball jokes) now that only a handful of people on this site will get haha

@orion said:

I think TD celebrations are getting out of control.  Too over the top and take up too much time.  Congratulate one another and get over to the sidelines.  It's a football game, not a dance contest.  I mean really!

What crawled up your butt?

@orion said:

So after a home run, the starting lineup should run out of the dugout and do a line dance then.   That's why we watch is it?

I don't mind some spontaneous celebration...but choreography?  

How about when they start to stretch it out to 4 minutes?  And they start with the flags and rifles, tossing them in the air, twirling about, then catching them?  Will that do it for ya?  Oh wait.  That was my daughter in high school as the captain of the color guard team.

Like i said, right now...it doesnt hold up the game. What ur suggesting would and i wouldnt be ok with it then

@clevfan4life said:

Thats hpw it was for years, booorrriinngggg....and dudes getting flags if they dared dance wuth each other for a split sec. It was horseshit, let them dance...it isnt holding up the game. Grab a beer after a TD if u dont care for it

So after a home run, the starting lineup should run out of the dugout and do a line dance then.   That's why we watch is it?

I don't mind some spontaneous celebration...but choreography?  

How about when they start to stretch it out to 4 minutes?  And they start with the flags and rifles, tossing them in the air, twirling about, then catching them?  Will that do it for ya?  Oh wait.  That was my daughter in high school as the captain of the color guard team.

@orion said:

I think TD celebrations are getting out of control.  Too over the top and take up too much time.  Congratulate one another and get over to the sidelines.  It's a football game, not a dance contest.  I mean really!

Thats hpw it was for years, booorrriinngggg....and dudes getting flags if they dared dance wuth each other for a split sec. It was horseshit, let them dance...it isnt holding up the game. Grab a beer after a TD if u dont care for it

@mld-woody said:

No it would be something like Caldrow or Woodal. Geez. Watch DBZ

Why?  Of what redeeming social value is it, Connie?

Watch Peewee Hermann.

@the-gipper said:

Maybe we will just call them Connie and Carla from now on.    Makes sense.  Women, pretending to be men, pretending to be women.

No it would be something like Caldrow or Woodal. Geez. Watch DBZ

@browns149 said:

I don’t think woody and cal will be doing that dance anytime soon 

Maybe we will just call them Connie and Carla from now on.    Makes sense.  Women, pretending to be men, pretending to be women.

@browns149 said:

I don’t think woody and cal will be doing that dance anytime soon 

Hey man, Vegeta and Goku put aside their differences and did it. We just need a greater threat. Like the Browns leaving town again

Zombo said:

It was funny. Especially Juice taking the pictures.

I can't comment on the Fusion dance because I don't know anything about it, I admit it, but it is good to see those two tight ends having some fun with it. I do prefer when more players are involved, like the campfire, etc., but any touchdown celebration by the Browns is a wonderful sight.

Being called "gay" was never the worst thing you could be called ... we never minded the gays back in the day, it was the Assholes that were a problem.

Gay just means "soccer".

Zombo

I bet Z has made a few trips over to those South Beach drag clubs. (probably doesn't have to go that far).

But hey...its OK.  My wife and I talked about going to one when were on vacation somewhere.   It never happened but we were willing. (and no, I would not have gone in drag).

And a really favorite movie of ours is along those lines.....a cross between the Birdcage and Some Like it Hot: Connie and Carla.  Here is a trailer:

@the-gipper said:

And that future is gay, apparently.  

Mocking the fusion dance has very grave consequences....

@hx214 said:

Yep Fusion Dance. 

On a side note, why do you old guys always go straight to "Gay" or "Fag"? Was that the worst thing you could call someone back in the 40's or something?

Also find it odd that the celebration dance you like the best is a grown man walking a red carpet like a super model.....

It was funny. Especially Juice taking the pictures.

I can't comment on the Fusion dance because I don't know anything about it, I admit it, but it is good to see those two tight ends having some fun with it. I do prefer when more players are involved, like the campfire, etc., but any touchdown celebration by the Browns is a wonderful sight.

Being called "gay" was never the worst thing you could be called ... we never minded the gays back in the day, it was the Assholes that were a problem.

Gay just means "soccer".

Zombo

@mld-woody said:

And that future is gay, apparently.  

So, as long as we are going for gay celebrations, may as well incorporate some drag into NFL celebrations:

On a side note, why do you old guys always go straight to "Gay" or "Fag"? Was that the worst thing you could call someone back in the 40's or something?

Also find it odd that the celebration dance you like the best is a grown man walking a red carpet like a super model.....

@mld-woody said:

Don't worry guys, as a younger poster, I am here to let you know that the fusion dance celebration was objectively the best celebration last year. 

Always happy to help

It’s because you like gay.