@mld-woody said:

the accents aren't perfect, but the syllables work out. You just need to force the emphasis on some words

 Beans are kind to hearts. 
 I like to eat them daily. 
 And then do big farts!

tell a story/paint a picture in haiku short form. There is iambic pentameter in Shakespeare - that was a class

I would never have taken except I was an English minor, and the first year, I was going to switch my speech major to general science in secondary education,

but ended up enlisting. Both decisions confounded my advisor. tough turkeys, advisor. lol

@mld-woody said:

It's iambic pentameter

I am Bic pen. So was that the brand of pen you used to compose it or what??

@mld-woody said:

the accents aren't perfect, but the syllables work out. You just need to force the emphasis on some words

True. I think you have to force too hard to make the other three work. Line number one was right on the money.

But I certainly respect the idea.

WSS

WSS

@westside-steve said:

Yoda? Sorry I'm a go I'm not getting it.

If it's something very obvious and I have missed it you will most certainly have earned yourself a solute.

WSS

It's iambic pentameter

@mld-woody said:

Noooooo. Ugh. I wasn't trying to do a haiku. I know what a haiku is

Come on THEATER kid. Read it again

Yoda? Sorry I'm a go I'm not getting it.

If it's something very obvious and I have missed it you will most certainly have earned yourself a solute.

WSS

@westside-steve said:

Actually no. Sorry. Haiku is 5/7/5 syllables.

WSS

Noooooo. Ugh. I wasn't trying to do a haiku. I know what a haiku is

Come on THEATER kid. Read it again

@mld-woody said:

Deranged in your old age you have become

Lacking any amount of good sound thought

The Blaze has you as a willing puppet

Dance for the orange con man, massive dumbass

Did I do that right Steve?

Actually no. Sorry. Haiku is 5/7/5 syllables.

WSS

@mld-woody said:

No Steve

Sorry I've been doing other stuff. What exactly requires my blessing?

WSS

@mld-woody said:

Deranged in your old age you have become

Lacking any amount of good sound thought

The Blaze has you as a willing puppet

Dance for the orange con man, massive dumbass

Did I do that right Steve?

you really should leave your swingset in your backyard someday. You don't know what haiku is, do you? egad.

Mayor Pete decided to bash Christians on the right tonight. He wasn’t asked about it, he just made a point on his own to do it

His comments are short, but he paints Christians on the right as monsters with a ridiculous straw man:

"For a party that associates itself with Christianity, to say that it is ok to suggest that God would smile on the division of families at the hands of federal agents, that God would condone putting children in cages, has lost all claim to use religious language again."

Who says that on the right? Absolutely nobody. In fact people on the right HATE child separation. It’s just an unfortunate consequence of court rulings that is exacerbated by this asylum migrant surge.

It was a federal judge in 1997 which prohibited “the federal government from keeping children in immigration detention — even if they are with their parents — for more than 20 days.” This wasn’t Trump’s doing. Yet they keep blaming him for it. Obama separated children too but they didn’t care back then. They only care now because Trump is trying to secure the border and prevent illegals from getting into the country, which is the law of the land.

Buttigieg is a reprehensible charlatan trying to take the moral high ground on this migrant crisis when it’s HIS party that refuses to fix the asylum laws. It’s his party that made a deal with Reagan to secure the border and then NEVER DID IT. It’s his party that wants open borders, something they admitted in this very debate tonight, so that illegals can come freely into this country and never be deported.

His party is responsible for the migrant surge that is crippling our border and yet he wants to attack Christians on the right as being monsters? What a schmuck.

https://therightscoop.com/buttigieg-bashes-christians-after-painting-them-as-monsters/

@mld-woody said:

Deranged in your old age you have become

Lacking any amount of good sound thought

The Blaze has you as a willing puppet

Dance for the orange con man, massive dumbass

The irony here is that there is no evidence of sound thought anywhere in there.

Lacking any amount of good sound thought

The Blaze has you as a willing puppet

Dance for the orange con man, massive dumbass

Did I do that right Steve?

@the-cysko-kid said:

You structured your haiku all wrong. 

okay, that was truly funny. LOL

(and woody, that was NOT haiku)