An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When he heard a radio blare "It's the Women's USA!"
just echoing through the ragged sky, he gave it a hip-hooray.
but when he heard about her, and her crapping on our Flag.
Her heart being black and shiny and she blew like a windbag....
A bolt of disgust went through him as she ran our country to the dump.
For he was a Real American, and wondered what animal she'd hump...
And then for the first time, the cattle started to moo...
he thought they were a-talkin, he didn't know what to do.
So he just listened closely, and he thought he heard them say...
"If rapinisaho and hates America, she should just move away..."
He nodded in agreement, and his horse swished tail against an itch.
"For surely she is a scumbucket, and really is a nasty bitch...", She hates our Real American President,

and she sure is a toxic witch.....
and he sang:

Yippie yi yay
Yippie yi ooh

Rap-in-is-a-ho............

The USA women's soccer team made their country proud,
but one of them was so nasty, she stank up to the clouds...
her shirt all soaked with hatred,
for our country, but she don't care...
'Cause she ain't got no honor, and has no intelligence up stairs...

 The cattle then went quiet, and the stars shined so bright.
He wondered why the bitch would would leave her coffin before night.
for surely she was quite evil, and a nasty slut for sure.
Surely the rest of the team, is disgusted with her.

Yippie yi yay
Yippie yi ooh

Rap-in-is-a-ho............