Cleveland Browns

New York Giants

Carolina Panthers

Dallas Cowboys

UPDATE:

1. Washington is already headed by an interim coach....so they will have a new one. Jay Gruden has been gone for some time.  

Gruden GONE.....Rivera IN

2.  Same with Carolina.    Rivera  out, interim coach at the moment.

Rivera OUT...  Job is OPEN   (Interim coach not retained)

3.Chargers?  Possibly not, but you never know with this franchise.  Anthony Lynn has a winning record

Lynn seems safe

4. Cowboys. Jason Garrett.   He has probably lasted long past his usefullness

Garrett OUT......Who is in?

5.  Lions.   Matt Patricia.  Unimpressive in two years, but I hear he is safe

No word...seems safe

6. Falcons.   Dan Quinn.  Supposedly on his last legs.

No word yet....but he was at top of list to be canned.

7. Jaguars.  Doug Marrone.  Seems the owner wants to keep him after the Coughlin mess.

Marrone coming back

8. Giants.   Pat Shurmur Shit Show Should be Shoved.

Shurmur  OUT.   Who is in? 

9. Browns.  Our coach is Freddie Kitchens.   Need more be said?

Kitchens OUT.  Who is in.

@the-gipper said:

I love the Gipper for real.

@one-post said:

I would fire "The Gipper".

Look now people every since he's been on board we've ...

1. Haven't made the playoffs

This Forum began in 2008....so that applies to every one on here.

2. Haven't had a winning season

See above

3. He still has yet to get laid since '93

Let's see....my daughter was born in June  1994.....  Do the math.....You may be right!!

4. Still doesn't recognize failure.

Hello One Post......good to see you....you haven't changed much.

@one-post said:

Look now people every since he's been on board we've ...

Anyone got a "Ruh-tard to English" book on them? 

Look now people every since he's been on board we've ...

1. Haven't made the playoffs

2. Haven't had a winning season

3. He still has yet to get laid since '93

4. Still doesn't recognize failure.

@cdl15 said:

So that makes the Browns like the 10th most sought-after job in 2020??

Are you leaving get the fuck outAre you leaving get the fuck out

@gumby73 said:

Yes/ Rivera was the rooney rule candidate before Tomlin was hired in ?

Well....ahh....would not Tomlin interview itself have fulfilled the Rooney Rule? 

Maybe we can interview Tomlin? 

@the-gipper said:

Does Ron Rivera, because he is Hispanic....count for the Rooney Rule if you interview him? 

Yes/ Rivera was the rooney rule candidate before Tomlin was hired in ?

As noted above,  Top 3 should be   Shurmur, Quinn.....and our snowball.

@kvoethe said:

What coaching scraps will be available to us?

I don't think we'll be getting scraps at all. I believe we already have our guy lined up and it'll be a swift and painless transition. I still think it's McCarthy. 

The BIGGER question is what happens to Dorsey? He's the one who hired Kitchens. He's the one who missed on the first pick of the 2nd round and then blew the 3rd rounder (admittedly after getting Chubb, a pick he's lucky to have). He drafted Calloway. Traded Genard Avery. Cut capable blocking TEs and replaced them with less capable players. Made the trade for OBJ that hasn't worked out.

And what about the 2019 draft? Greedy Williams MIGHT work out, but name another pick work a dang? And don't say Mack Wilson. There was a reason he was a 5th rounder. Now, I will say I desperately WANT Wilson to work out, and he's definitely flashed a little, but haven't you guys seen offenses go up and down the field? He's a part of that. 

Anyways, don't be surprised if we act swiftly and decisively very early next week. With the haul of draft picks we had, we should be sitting much prettier than we are right now. To me, there are two unforgivable moments that Dorsey can't recover from. Hiring Kitchens, who is ruining Baker, and the Corbett pick. That was a fastball right down the middle and he swung and completely missed. It wasn't that FREAKING HARD DORSEY. But no, you HAD to get cute. 

@kvoethe said:

What coaching scraps will be available to us?

Joe Brady from LSU wouldn't suck considering he has NFL experience under Sean Payton and what he's helped Joe Burrow and LSU accomplish this last year. 

@poeticg said:

Kevin Stefanski should be our next head coach.

Stef is gonna be a head coach somewhere, judging by all the camera time he got last game. 

@texasag1969 said:

If you watched Minn. last night you would think that Brownsian red zone offense would put their HC up on the chapping block too.

Cousins is so overrated. Some ordinary "guy" cashed in like a Mo Fo. 

@the-gipper said:

Names, per Sports Ilustrated

Robert Saleh, 

Eric Bieniemy, 

Briann Daboll

Greg Roman

Kevin Stefanski

Josh McDaniel

Kellen Moore

Kris Richard

Bret Bielema

Shane Waldron

Nick Sirianni

Dave Toub

Mike Groh

Press Taylor

Mike McCarthy

Ron Rivera

Mike McDaniel

Byron Leftwich

Mike Kafka

Leslie Frazier

Lincoln Riley

Matt Rhule 

Urban Meyer

Dan Mullen

Dan Martindale

I could cross many off this list as likely fits for the Browns, but Bienemy was only a so so player, but he seems like a good coach - very detail oriented, smart, relates to players. Say no to McDaniel - most coaches who come from Hoodie don't pan out, they simply aren't him. Urban won't want this job. I don't think McCarthy wants this gig, I really wouldn't mind seeing Rivera come in. 

Robert Saleh, 

Eric Bieniemy, 

Briann Daboll

Greg Roman

Kevin Stefanski

Josh McDaniel

Kellen Moore

Kris Richard

Bret Bielema

Shane Waldron

Nick Sirianni

Dave Toub

Mike Groh

Press Taylor

Mike McCarthy

Ron Rivera

Mike McDaniel

Byron Leftwich

Mike Kafka

Leslie Frazier

Lincoln Riley

Matt Rhule 

Urban Meyer

Dan Mullen

Dan Martindale