Mike

Hopefully not to hungry.

https://www.cleveland.com/browns/2020/04/lincoln-riley-expects-baker-mayfield-to-rebound-in-20-i-know-hes-hungry-he-tells-espn.html

@dutch-oven said:

I saw Lorenzen play for a Arena II team from Kentucky at Canton's Memorial Auditorium back around 2011? 

He was an OLineman playing QB, but he also was ridiculously better than everyone else. 

He also played some really decent QB for the University of Kentucky while the rest of his team looked like an Arena Team misplaced in the SEC. 

@gorka said:

No, he really isn't.

Which makes the rest of whatever it was you said immaterial.

Well....is his schmekel chubby?  You certainly would be in a position to know.

@the-gipper said:

Ben is Fat. 

No, he really isn't.

Which makes the rest of whatever it was you said immaterial.

@gorka said:

No it was your failure to recognize sarcasm as is your failure to recognize fake news...but keep trying.

Ben is Fat.  Nothing fake about that.  You are  troll. Nothing fake about that.    You are a Ben R. Arselicker.  Nothing fake about that.

The real question here is:   will the mods allow a Ben R. Arselicker to be put in his place.  (which is right up BR's ass). 

@the-gipper said:

No I recognized it as a feeble attempt to try to hide your true feelings behind a lame attempt at sarcasm.....you are too inept at creating sarcasm to make it recognizable.

No it was your failure to recognize sarcasm as is your failure to recognize fake news...but keep trying.

@the-gipper said:

BR is fat. 

Maybe it would be appropriate to saddle him up.    

Or, get him some of these:

Go Baker go!

@gorka said:

Keep up the good work in keeping people informed Gipper!  Even if it's fake news about BR...and as opposed to our beloved Freddie, lets hope BR does die from complications from his obesity you claim he is saddled with, right?.

BR is fat. 

Maybe it would be appropriate to saddle him up.    

Or, get him some of these:

@gorka said:

Try reading it one more time.

I have denied nothing. The issue is that you're much too obtuse to recognize sarcasm.

No I recognized it as a feeble attempt to try to hide your true feelings behind a lame attempt at sarcasm.....you are too inept at creating sarcasm to make it recognizable.

@the-gipper said:

And as I informed everyone, this guy has since died from complication from his obesity at age 38.   Let's hope Freddy does not go that route.  As bad as he was as a coach and had to go,  he was still a decent guy and you don't want that happening to him. 

Keep up the good work in keeping people informed Gipper!  Even if it's fake news about BR...and as opposed to our beloved Freddie, lets hope BR does die from complications from his obesity you claim he is saddled with, right?.

@gorka said:

Try reading it one more time.

I have denied nothing. The issue is that you're much too obtuse to recognize sarcasm.

Whoa. 

I think I just agreed with this guy on something! ?

@the-gipper said:

And you have denied it there.

Fickle much?

Try reading it one more time.

I have denied nothing. The issue is that you're much too obtuse to recognize sarcasm.

@texasag1969 said:

Yep-I went from a svelte 175 in the best shape of my life fresh out of Infantry School to a porky 190 within 6 months of marriage. So I took a tropical vacation to Vietnam via a two week jungle school in Panama and came back around 165. Funny how those duck and cover drills can take that stuff right off in no time flat. Right C. Mike and DieHard??

You betcha!!

Mike

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Mayfield working on getting slimmer:

And watching it at home on TV.

@gorka said:

He actually looks more like Kitchens. even his mug.

And as I informed everyone, this guy has since died from complication from his obesity at age 38.   Let's hope Freddy does not go that route.  As bad as he was as a coach and had to go,  he was still a decent guy and you don't want that happening to him. 

@gorka said:

Wow. In black and yellow this fat ass is easily mistaken for Pig Pen.

They're saying over on another thread that he's really fat these days.

And you have denied it there.

Fickle much?

@icecube said:

Of course. My only problem - and this may be an old man talking - is when is this guy going to get focused? You were the #1 player drafted. Take it a little more serious. Let's face it: despite other problems, he sucked last season. Sure, nothing is ever perfect, but he had plenty of plays he should have made. He had a dope running game, good Wrs, OL not the worst...Baker needs to grow up. 

"He wasn't focused" is harder to swallow than a Hindu eating a hamburger.

But I'll cling to anything in hopes Baker doesn't end up on that list of one year wonder QB's headed up by RGIII.

@tour2ma said:

Anyone out there not gain weight during their first year of marriage? I know I did... a bunch. Then I woke up and started working it off. Baker can do the same and will have a lot more incentive and help to do so than I ever did.

Yep-I went from a svelte 175 in the best shape of my life fresh out of Infantry School to a porky 190 within 6 months of marriage. So I took a tropical vacation to Vietnam via a two week jungle school in Panama and came back around 165. Funny how those duck and cover drills can take that stuff right off in no time flat. Right C. Mike and DieHard??