<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Funny Story - MUST READ]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ok I forgot this story until I read this about Tony.  </p>

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My friend used to live in North Olmsted and he lived next door to Tony Bernazard.  When I was young we used to egg his house because he was an asshole.  He was and probably still a drunk.  I am sure he knew it was us, but for some time could not catch us in the act.  Mind you I was 7 or 8.</p>

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One day Tony caught us and grabbed both of us by the shirt.  I got away and he held onto my friend.  No shit, he reared back and<b> punched him in the face</b>, full on.  Broke his nose.  The kid was 8 years old and a pro baseball player just jacked him.  His dad basically said "Well you shouldn't of egged his house".  We never egged his house again.</p>

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This story doesn't surprise me.</p>

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Mets fire VP Bernazard in bizarre news conference.</p>

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<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=txmetsbernazardfired&amp;prov=st&amp;type=lgns" rel="external nofollow">Link to Story</a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/5646/funny-story-must-read</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 02:24:24 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/5646.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:40:51 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Story - MUST READ on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:24:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>Rubin recently reported that Bernazard tore off his shirt and challenged members of the Mets’ Double-A Binghamton affiliate to a brawl during a postgame tirade this month.</blockquote>

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Seems like a pretty good guy. I'd like to see Shapiro tear his shirt off Hulk Hogan-style and take on Weglarz.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/87423</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/87423</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[CIMO.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:24:11 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>