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	Seriously, wtf?
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	How do you rip your Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a gardening accident? Did he go for a ride on his Roto Tiller? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f635.png?v=00a0b17bbb1" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--dizzy_face" title=":dizzy_face:" alt="😵" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/56602/from-the-book-of-wtf</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 02:50:21 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/56602.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2020 00:32:49 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to From the Book of WTF on Sat, 16 May 2020 15:29:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>
	I went on a ride on our big rototiller. I was tillin like crazy, in a hurry to finish the giant garden before it rained.... and hit a rock. It was liked getting bucked off that pony out in a field of ponies, flying through air and landing in dirt, (the pony wasn't broke - I was a suburban dummy). That rototiller - big engine, all reved up, kicked sideways like a mule. Hadn't expected, held onto the handlebars well, but that didn't keep my feet on the ground.
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	   So, I think it was an accident he had. It tipped over and he fell butt first onto the tines.
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	My professional gardener opinion.
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	Which begs to ask, why? <span>?</span>
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			Seriously, wtf?
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			How do you rip your Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a gardening accident? Did he go for a ride on his Roto Tiller? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f635.png?v=00a0b17bbb1" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--dizzy_face" title=":dizzy_face:" alt="😵" /></p>
	
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	And believe me I've tried...
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	WSS
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