@jadbf said:

I'd give runner up to Geronimo.

Yea, she has my winning vote and if her breast size exceeds 34DD she has an extra vote from me J/K

@brownshirt said:

SuperSteelers

Formerly Stone

Holmes10_Ward_86

FREAKofSTEEL08

Rocky20

Fan Of STEEL

SteelerSChuck

Snatch98

Steeler SChuck

Buck The Frowns

Endymion

killbill

Silverback

Sivlerback DPoy

JosephSixpack

FSG

Nafreleets

duke0476

HA HA HA HA HA HA .... Awesome Dude !!!!

@silverback said:

A: A Cleveland Browns home game!

What do I win?

A 12-pack of Mountain Dew, 6 pack of Catsup, 24 pack of home pregnancy test for your cousins and a Flowbee for that extra special mullet cut.

@hiwaygal said:

Thank you, thank you!

I'd like to thank the Academy for all their support!

Google is your friend!

And I have to admit, my favorite was the brain surgery one! LOL!

Thanks to all that contributed.

Daily winners were: Day 1, Hiway Gal with the joke about the priest "getting" the Steeler fan with the car door.

Day 2 was Brownshirt with his joke about the the cop schooling the Steeler fan on the difference between Stopping and slowing down.

Day 3 went to Brown B499 with his "its not my dog" joke

Day 4 went to Brownshirt again for his Kentucky wisdom joke.

Personally, I think I have to give the award to Hiway Gal. Runnerup to Brownshirt for the stop/slow down joke.

Two special awards: The keys to the City of Pittsburgh award to Roach for the Piss in the sink joke for demonstrating why after all it is called Peetown.

The Golden Genitals award to RoethlisbergerFU for his "waste of a prfectly good pussy" joke.

SuperSteelers

Formerly Stone

Holmes10_Ward_86

FREAKofSTEEL08

Rocky20

Fan Of STEEL

SteelerSChuck

Snatch98

Steeler SChuck

Buck The Frowns

Endymion

killbill

Silverback

Sivlerback DPoy

JosephSixpack

FSG

Nafreleets

duke0476

@silverback said:

A: A Cleveland Browns home game!

What do I win?

You get spit instead of swallow!

There hasn't been a blackout of a Browns home game since who knows when. Real games that is, not fake exhibition games. Why anyone would pay full price for a fake game is beyond me.

A: A Cleveland Browns home game!

What do I win?

Brownshirt... "Kentucky wisdom" I'll call it

BrownIndian..."skip a day"

BrownB499...Big dick bug

BrownFan17..."Geronimo" with a Steeler fan

suns.....Retarded child joke

I think I gotta give this day to Brownshirt with his Kentucky wisdom. Second would be the skip a day joke.

The contest will conclude Sunday at midnight. Get your entries in.

A. Two. One to do the job, and the other to tell everybody else how much better they are at it than everybody else.

Q. What do the Steelers and bumble bees have in common?

A. They are both black and yellow and get smeared all over your windshield.

A Cleveland family goes off to the mall one Saturday to do their Christmas Shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Pittsburgh Steeler jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Steeler fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk with Mom."

Off goes the little lad with the Pittsburgh Steeler jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Pittsburgh Steeler fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go see your father." Off he goes with the Pittsburgh Steeler jersey in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Pittsburgh Steeler fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good, son. What is it?"

The son replies, " I've only been a Pittsburgh Steeler fan for an hour and I already hate you Cleveland b-------

when she suddenly reaches over and cuts off his penis and throws it out the window

Following close behind them is a Steeler fan and his young daughter

the penis hits their windshield then bounces off

The little girl asks her father " daddy what was that ?"

Being a Steeler fan he makes up a lie and says "It was a bug dear"

His daughter thinks about that for a few seconds...then with a confused look says

"It sure had a big dick"

@fairhooker11 said:

Mom? There are 232,000 men in Western PA wondering how in hell their wife's (or daughter's?) picture goy on here.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the Steeler fan returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Steeler fan nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

"No, from skipping," replied the Steeler fan.

@brownshirt said:

fans that post on Your Browns board are WINNERS in my book. And if our football team sucks, it won't be forever! My dad had alot of

sayings from Kentucky that I don't often quote but " the sun don't shine on one DAWGS ass all the time, if the sun don't move the DAWG

will."

Not from Dad.....................

How do you starve a puker fan? Hide their food stamps under their work boots.

How do puker fans get Swine Flu? From licking food stamps.

How come puker, rat birds and bungle fans don't intermarry? Nobody wants kids that are to lazy to STEEL.

What's the difference between a puker females vagina and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had too!!

Why do stooler players leave their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards?

So they can park in a Handicaped spot!

Well, we'll keep you in the competition if that's OK. After all, even if you don't win, we still need this wisdom.

@jadbf said:

I might vote for his over B499. if not then B499 gets my vote also.

I was looking at each day like this: Day 1 ended at 11:59 Aug. 17. Day 2 entries were between midnight and 11:59 pm on Aug. 18 (which was when Browns shirts was posted). Day 3 between midnight and 11:59 pm on Aug. 19 (when Rubes and B499 posted). This "morning" at midnight started Day 4 and goes to 11:59 pm tonight. Sound OK?

@jadbf said:

I might vote for his over B499. if not then B499 gets my vote also.

Hey guys I don't care about competition, you can take me off the list for that. Anybody that has anything bad to say about the slime puker

fans that post on Your Browns board are WINNERS in my book. And if our football team sucks, it won't be forever! My dad had alot of

sayings from Kentucky that I don't often quote but " the sun don't shine on one DAWGS ass all the time, if the sun don't move the DAWG

will."

Not from Dad.....................

How do you starve a puker fan? Hide their food stamps under their work boots.

How do puker fans get Swine Flu? From licking food stamps.

How come puker, rat birds and bungle fans don't intermarry? Nobody wants kids that are to lazy to STEEL.

What's the difference between a puker females vagina and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had too!!

Why do stooler players leave their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards?

So they can park in a Handicaped spot!

Now thats a trifecta

So, I guess he takes that day

For Day 3 we have:

DaRubes: brain surgery on mathematician

BrownB499: "not my dog" biting "puker" fan

I gotta tell ya, the "not my dog" joke is the one that made me laugh.

So my vote for Day 3 goes to Brown B499

Like I said guys, you can submit a new entry every day even if you had posted one a previous day. There is absolutely no harm in piling it on the Steeler fans.

Orders a Iron City and looks at the Browns fan and ask

"Does yinz dog bite?"

No says the Browns fan

About half way through his IC the dog jumps up and bites the Steeler fans leg

"HEY" yinz said yinz dog didn't bite!

The Browns fan looked a the pathetic puker and said

"That's not my dog"

One day he goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I love football. I can watch

football every day 24 hours a day but I have a problem. Every time I am at

a game all I can think about is these complex math theories like what is the

relative speed on the ball when the QB throws it at a certain angle, or what

resistence occurs on a punt or what wind speed and cold---well you get the idea.

It is ruining the game for me. I can't even carry on a conversation about football

without bringing in some absurd theories. I drive my wife crazy. I'd do anything

just to enjoy football like a normal person. Can you do anything for me??? "

The doctor say " Obviously I know you have won awards around the world but your problem

is is that you are just too smart. The only solution to this is to remove a small part of

your brain".

The patient agrees and has the surgery. After the surgery the doctor comes and

says to his wife " I'm sorry but their was a big mistake during surgery and we removed

almost all of your husband's brain by mistake. He has been reduced to a blithering moron."

The wife carries on and says" Take me to him. I must speak to him." She goes into the

recovery room and shakes her husband saying "Speak to me. Just say anyhting. I know you

have been reduced to a moronic state but please, PLEASE, say something"

The husband shakes, opens his eyes and says................................................................

HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!

@jadbf said:

I'd agree. Highway definitely won day 1. and Roach was 2nd.

OK then, we have our third judge. And apparently we think alike.

@timugen said:

After relieving himself, the Steelers fan starts washing his hands. Meanwhile, the Browns fan finishes and just walks past the sinks toward the door.

The Steelers fan looks up in disgust and says "Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you go the bathroom?"

"No, my parents taught me to not piss on my hands," replied the Browns fan.

OK, this is the last joke that came in before Midnight last night. Brownshirt's joke will start a new 24 hour cycle.

For the first day we have these legitimate entries:

Hiwaygal. Priest hitting Steeler fan with car door.

RoethlisbergerFU: Steeler hat over vagina (why would you waste a perfectly good vagina doing that?)

Dan in Florida: "Redneck joke adaptations to Steeler fans"

Roach: Leak in the sink of Pee-town hotel. (why do you think it is called Peetown?)

SezEJ: Steeler fan licking dog's balls

Flugel: various putdowns. A couple might be disqualified because they refer to a player. But, I will let the rest pass.

Timugen: "We don't piss on our hands".

We have myself and Kosar for President as the judges so far. Though we should have at least a third to break any ties. Hiwaygal submitted an entry so she can't be a judge.

In fact, my vote for first place for Day 1 goes to Hiwaygal. And I give Roach 2d place.

Kosar for Prez can weigh in. I will see if we have one more volunteer judge.

If you have submitted an entry for Day 1, feel free to try again for Day 2.

Carry on.

than the cop because he is a lawyer from pissberg and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Cleveland. He decides to

prove this to himself and have some fun at the Cleveland cop's expense.

The cop says," License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Then the puker lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the cop. License and registration, please."

The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the cop says.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give

me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the cop says.

At this point, the cop takes out his billy club and starts beating the ever-loving shit out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to

stop......or just slow down?"