<![CDATA[Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on.]]>Watch another shitty, bald, dorky ex-QB offer his opinion.

Oh, and Tim, your wife is a big-time see-you-next-Tuesday. How whipped must poor Tim be?

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Besides being an evil spawn of hell, Palin has a jaw as big as Jay Leno's. It's just massive.

She is a christian woman who believes in family values, you my friend speak out of your ass. Sorry but I have heard the media beat up on this woman and treat her as if she is Britney Spears when in fact she is due more respect then that. Wether you agree with her politcal views or not you have no right to belittle her. Stick to football that is what you are best at talking about.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/7501https://brownsboard.com/post/7501Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:43:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on. on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:06:16 GMT]]>I wouldn't bang Palin with yours.

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I actually think she's insanely cute. But in the morning, she'd start telling me about her fondness for Sarah Palin and I'd have to cut my own cock off to prevent the spreading.

But what if the fondness she spoke involved a 3 some with Palin?

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I'm a Browns Fag, all wearing Brown and Orange and shit.

I got my old school Bernie shirt going. Cause Quinn is gonna be the first Browns QB to win his first start since Kosar!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/7463https://brownsboard.com/post/7463Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:59:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on. on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:57:28 GMT]]>I'm a Browns Fag, all wearing Brown and Orange and shit.

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\ said:

Lum's called me a fag at least 100x already...I think even he became bored with his monotony...

Nah, he just moved on to calling different people that one.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/7459https://brownsboard.com/post/7459Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:53:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on. on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:46:13 GMT]]>Lum's called me a fag at least 100x already...I think even he became bored with his monotony...

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\ said:

\ said:

Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

Who the hell do you think you are, Joe Montana?

Yes?

What kind of half-brained comeback was that? I expect better from you.

You expected better?

I am more surprised he didn't just call you a fag or a BQ fag.

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\ said:

Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

Who the hell do you think you are, Joe Montana?

Yes?

What kind of half-brained comeback was that? I expect better from you.

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Wow. As if being married to a hot girl nobody can stand isn't disorienting enough, now this.

Speak for yourself. I could stand Elizabeth just fine, now the fema nazi's, those are the chicks I cant stand.

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\ said:

Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

Who the hell do you think you are, Joe Montana?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/7450https://brownsboard.com/post/7450Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:28:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on. on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:26:23 GMT]]>When I think of an expert football analyst I think of Tim Hasselbeck. icon_rolleyes.gif I wonder what Ryan Leaf's take is on this situation ?

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\ said:

Wow. As if being married to a hot girl nobody can stand isn't disorienting enough, now this.

She's not even hot.

I wouldn't tap that ass after doing ten years in the joint. I'd pretend to, then tell her she's not quite good looking enough and a tad bit annoying. "Sorry girl, maybe I can hook you up with one of my boys."

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/7429https://brownsboard.com/post/7429Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:52:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on. on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:01:31 GMT]]>I am sure Lum won't watch NFL live with all the good thinks Mark S. had to say about Quinn, and his preseason performance. Those that have followed football know that OL guys are generally the smartest guys.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/7396https://brownsboard.com/post/7396Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:01:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on. on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:59:53 GMT]]>Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

Have you no shame? You'd quote Sarah Palin if she had something negative to say about Brady Quinn, the Cleveland Browns Starting Quarterback.

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\ said:

What the hell do all these NFL quarterbacks know about football anyways?

Give me a BQ Fag's opinion over those guys anyday!!!

Well, considering the guys they have, the same thing as DA. How to be a back up QB.

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\ said:

What the hell do all these NFL quarterbacks know about football anyways?

Give me a BQ Fag's opinion over those guys anyday!!!

Your in manlove with Quinn Lummy, admit it. icon_lol.gif

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Give me a BQ Fag's opinion over those guys anyday!!!

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\ said:

Most of these clowns don't even watch the games.

Anybody that has seen the Serial Drive Killer's body of work should have absolutely no reservations about his deficiencies.

But then it wouldn't make for a good story on TV. If you don't portray it as controversial people will tune out.

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Anybody that has seen the Serial Drive Killer's body of work should have absolutely no reservations about his deficiencies.

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\ said:

He did pick the Browns to win.

For an ESPN analyst, that must have caused some cognitive dissonance.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/7324https://brownsboard.com/post/7324Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:52:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on. on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:49:39 GMT]]>He did pick the Browns to win and said the short week should not affect Brady.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/7319https://brownsboard.com/post/7319Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:49:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on. on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:47:15 GMT]]>To me he simply sounded like an ESPN parrot. One of his points was that BE was playing just about as badly as DA and he's not getting benched. Well...is there a 2nd year, 1st Round draft pick waiting to take BE's place? NO. Fortunately, there is one for DA.

The switch was imminent, a no brainer, and about 4 weeks too late.

The "douche" could be reminded that although DA was sporadically playing better as of late, it didn't prevent him from being ranked at the very bottom as far as NFL QB's go.

I'd ask him if I could, "Exactly how long were the Browns supposed to wait before making the change? Maybe when he rises to 29th or 30th?"

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/7315https://brownsboard.com/post/7315Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:47:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on. on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:37:09 GMT]]>I think he also backed up Jared Lorenzen in New York. Talk about illustrious careers...

As an aside, is there anyone ESPN won't hire (see: Palmer, Jesse)?. Opening Vegas odds on David Carr becoming an ESPN "analyst" by 2011: 5/2.

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