Are you gullible? Determine your gullibility quotient by answering A or B to the following questions.

A. Obama plans to address the nation's children to encourage them to stay in school.

B. Obama plans to endear the nation's children to himself so they'll pressure their parents to support his socialist agenda.

A. Teachers' unions care about children.

B. Teachers' unions care about money and power.

A. Socialism is the most efficient means of wealth creation and distribution.

B. Capitalism is the most efficient means of wealth creation and distribution.

A. Federal bailouts end recessions.

B. Federal bailouts extend recessions.

A. Calling Obama a "socialist" is racism.

B. Obama is a socialist.

A. The US Constitution commands the complete separation of Church and state

B. The US Constitution forbids Congress from establishing a state religion.

A. Supporting group rights is the most efficient means of obtaining equality.

B. Supporting individual rights is the most efficient means of obtaining equality.

A. There are no absolutes.

B. 1+1=2

A. The Confederate Flag is a symbol of racism.

B. The Confederate Flag is a symbol of the Confederacy.

B. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a great American.

C. Ralph Abernathy was a great American. King was a philanderer.

A. The United States of America is . . .

B. The United States of America are . . .

A. Forced integration benefits black students.

B. Charter schools, vouchers and private schools benefit black students.

A. Home schoolers may become socially deprived.

B. Government schoolers may become socially depraved.

A. Most murdered gays are killed by homophobes.

B. Most murdered gays are killed by other gays who infect them with HIV.

A. Barbie Dolls give little girls unrealistic expectations.

B. Most little girls don't want to be 9 inches tall and made of plastic.

A. Feminists are pro-women.

B. Feminists hate women who don't agree with them as seen in their continuous misogynous attacks against "1950s housewives."

A. Small classrooms benefit students.

B. Home schools are small classrooms.

A. Property taxes fund essential government services.

B. Property taxes are essentially rent homeowners pay to the county.

A. Colonialism brought repression to Africa.

B. Colonialism brought prosperity to Africa.

A. Global warming is destroying the environment.

B. Global warming is an excuse to redistribute wealth by force.

A. White people are mostly racists.

B. White guilt is destroying Western culture.

A. Greed caused the housing crisis by taking advantage of minorities.

B. Jimmy Carter's Community Reinvestment Act triggered the housing crisis by forcing banks to lend to non creditworthy borrowers, mostly in minority areas.

A. McCarthyism is evil.

B. Hollywood blacklists conservatives to prevent McCarthyism.

A. The Emancipation Proclamation ended slavery.

B. The Emancipation Proclamation ended slavery in Confederate, but not Union, states.

A. This quiz is fueling hatred.

B. This quiz is making leftists confront their peculiar belief system.

If you answered "A" on up to 3 of the above, you watch too much network TV.

If you answered "A" on more than 3 of the above, you're gullible.

If you answered "B" on 1 or more of the above, you're a racist, terrorist, mobster, and party to the vast right-wing conspiracy.

Adapted from Kenn Gividen