@ec-guy said:

You sound so f*cking lame. I hope I never have to meet you

here's your research: (sorry this gets a little raunchy)

An alleged sex party occurred on October 6, 2005 on Lake Minnetonka with seventeen key members of the Minnesota Vikings football team, including quarterback Daunte Culpepper, Fred Smoot, Mewelde Moore, Pat Williams, Bryant McKinnie, Nate Burleson, Ralph Brown, Troy Williamson, Travis Taylor, Kevin Williams, Jermaine Wiggins, Lance Johnstone, Moe Williams, Ken Irvin, and Willie Offord. Two boats were rented and some, but not all of the players performed sexual acts in front of crew members. Prostitutes from Atlanta and Florida were flown in for the party, in order to perform the sex acts. There were apparently ninety people on the two boats. An anonymous former player of the Minnesota Vikings claimed that this is not the first time that such an incident had happened.

The Love Boat Scandal

A woman called police around 9:20 p.m. on October 6 to report that approximately "seven black men" had urinated in her yard after exiting a "big shuttle bus limousine", according to the transcript.

The woman later mentioned that the men were "sitting at Al and Alma's", the name of the charter cruise company that the Vikings players were later alleged to have used for the party.

Stephen Doyle, attorney for the charter company, said some of the sex acts alleged by witnesses to have taken place during the party included, "Masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, woman on man, woman on woman, man on man, toys, double penetration, middle of the floor, middle of the couches, middle of the room."

The cleaning crew reported finding "used condoms, K-Y Jelly, Handi Wipes, wrappers for sex toys" and said "it was just incredible how it was left. Never in the history of this group of people have they ever had anything like this.'"

@ec-guy said:

It's called a joke, you sorry howdy-fcuking-doodies.

Trash talk, chicken-shitting. Try having a little bit of fun in between your never ending "research quest" to point out every fcuking thing on the internet, ever.

Holy shit, you guys suck. When's stooler week? I hate them, but at least some of them are funny.

@sandbar said:

The "Williams Wall"

"Williams git me sum noo teef, ma?"

and

"Williams warsh the druul off my shirt, ma?"

@charliec said:

You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.

Good luck with that.

ya pal I watched the Queens lose all the big ones .. in recent history, how about 41 donut?, how about Gary Andersons miss in 98? - trouble is - most fans in Minn are bandwagon types. I doubt that there will be ANY fan uprising in MPLS when Ziggy backs up the moving van for LA LOL!!! SEEyAA BWAHHAAA

@legacy-fan said:

Do a little more research and you'll understand...

@sandbar said:

No reason to bring your parents into the discussion...

@socalbrownsfan said:

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@beefcake said:

A legend at what? Making himself look like an idiot.

@legacy-fan said:

I am not a huge trash-talker, but I want to get in on this one.

This guy, who goes by the moniker "100% Cheese-Free" is an all-time great NFL fan. The Dallas Star tatoo you see on his arm is one of many NFL logos he has tattooed on his body. There's a story behind it. His real name is Syd Davy. He lives in Winnipeg, Canada and drives over 1,000 miles round-trip to every game. He's been doing the whole "Cheese-Free" thing with the makeup and chain-mail since the 80s. Randy Moss, as a rookie, picked out Davy in the crowd and jumped into his arms following touchdowns beginning his rookie year in '98. Davy and Moss actually became friends off the field and Davy started getting the logos tattooed on his arm of the teams that Moss scored touchdowns against. That's where the Dallas star comes in.

Here's one of Randy and Davy in the Vikings locker room from back in the day.

They've stayed in touch, even though the evil Red McCombs (cheap-ass former owner) shipped Moss to Oakland. Last year, Moss got Davy tickets to a game in New England and jumped into his arms just like he did back in the day in the Metrodome. Davy was all dressed up in his "100% Cheese Free" regalia.

Here's a youtube link to the moment:

The dude is a football fan through and through. I'd be willing to bet most of you wouldn't travel that far to go to Browns games. I know I wouldn't for the Vikes. I'd be willing to bet most of you would love to have the kind of friendship with an NFL star that Davy has with Moss. I know I would. I know for damn sure that many of you "Dawg-pound-ers" look every bid as ridiculous if not moreso than Davy if taken out of "NFL superfan" context.

Don't hate on "100% Cheese-Free." The man is a legend.

@vinny-chase said:

And a 158.3 passer rating

@browns-turd said:

How could he blow are season if he is twice as good as what we had before him? If we dont win the SB than we wouldnt have without him moron

AdaM said:

200+ yards for sure

@charliec said:

Good luck with that.

When Favre blows your whole season, we'll see if you still have a team in that city. Sellouts!

@charliec said:

You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.

Good luck with that.

Umm, I would say making fun of Dave is only comparable to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator, only if said kid was a Retarded midget.

You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.

Good luck with that.

Even this cat can intercept old man Favre

@skolvikes26 said:

so because you claim something that's clearly on another team's site it automatically makes it yours. clearly you aren't a native american. WE DIDN'T LAND ON PLYMOUTH ROCK, PLYMOUTH ROCK LANDED ON US!

this thread's pathetic as far as smack threads go.....

@dtbh said:

Just wondering what kind of against the rules, genetically enhanced non-humans will be showing up on Sunday against the Browns.

At least the Steelers aren't already amidst steroid alligations before their Superbowl runs even start... this is going to be a whole new type of steroid dripping trophy if you guys win it all this year.

They'll be no problem with steroid allegations, the Williams fags have already purchased the whizzinator from a former Viking (Onterrio Smith) to make sure they never have trouble again, it worked once why not again? In an auction the Williams fags took care of business and snatched the crown jewel right before James Harrison's eyes could claim the prize!

Whizzinator Auctioned