You really are a heel,

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Whoreta Grinch,

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Whoreta Grinch,

Your heart's an empty hole,

Your brain is full of spiders, you have Hunter in your soul, Whoreta Grinch,

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Whoreta Grinch,

You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Whoreta Grinch,

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a vile one, Whoreta Grinch,

You're a nasty drunken skunk,

Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Whoreta Grinch,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

"Stink, stank, stunk"!

You're a rotter, Whoreta Grinch,

You're the king of sinful sots,

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Whoreta Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of joe biden mumblings mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate us, Whoreta Grinch,

With a nauseous super "naus"!

You're a lying Jaw-flapper and a belligerent drunk-like yapper, Whoreta Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce and if you ever made a great point....if would be on your head!