<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Was water bottle fine really that excessive?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ok, sure a $1700 fine for taking a $3 bottle of water seems pretty insane, but we have to take into account that it was a $1700 fine on a player with a 2009 salary of $450880. I did a little number crunching and the fine doesn't look as bat shit crazy as first look. Here is the breakdown.</p>

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The fine ended up being .37% of Elam's base salary. Now we have to remember that is base salary without any of the many incentives that a *cough* superstar like Elam will make this year so it will likely be a lower percentage by the end of the year. For comparison, .37% of an annual salary of $50k is $185. Now 185 bucks is a little chunk of change but that is hardly going to break the bank. A $185 ticket for stealing essentially isn't out of ballpark. We found out that Lovie Smith fines his players $20 bucks for farting in team meetings. That would break down to .004% of Elam's salary and those farts would cost the average working stiff like us making $50k a whopping $2 dollars a fart. I know there are some meetings that I have been in where I would have gladly paid two bucks to let one rip.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/7072/was-water-bottle-fine-really-that-excessive</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 19:33:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/7072.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:32:55 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Was water bottle fine really that excessive? on Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:18:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I don't think it was excessive at all if it teaches a dude how to not be a prick.</p>

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pay 3 bucks for your water like anyone else who is not a pro football player would have to.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/113081</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/113081</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[eyeheartwhiskey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:18:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Was water bottle fine really that excessive? on Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:12:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Considering he could be criminally charged for stealing if you want to be technical.. He got off cheap if you consider lawyers fees, posso game suspension.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/113067</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/113067</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sez.EJ]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:12:39 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>