@bob806 said:

I'm weird then lol,

Weird?!  No, no, no, I'm not going to argue with you.    All of our pre-Haslam uni's were good IMO.

I'm not going to argue about the Browns uniforms, but IMHO the brown tops & orange pants are awesome ( Sipe era). Best unis in the NFL.

The hideous 2015 uniforms were so bad, the Browns only wore the orange tops once if I recall ( vs SF when Manziel was the QB).

@ballpeen said:

you don't see many people wearing browns and orange color combinations

Of my Browns apparel Mrs. Wife used to say, You have a closet full of ugly clothes.    

I don't have a single brown colored shirt that isn't Browns apparel.  I have one pair of brown pants, it's now relegated to yard work or tending to my chiminea fire(s).  I don't have any orange clothing.  

@ballpeen said:

Fair enough.  

To be fair to my comment, i was speaking more in terms of general clothing style outside of a jersey or team hat.  Outside of a Cleveland fans team pride, you don't see many people wearing browns and orange color combinations unless they are color blind.

OK...in some of those 70's movies like Shaft and Carwash you did see a lot of people wearing orange jumpsuits or Browns suits with wide orange ties or maybe a big orange hat with some sort of foot long feather plume ..lol...just saying

or 50s-tan shoes, pink shoe laces, polka dot vest and a big panama with a purple hat band. Man oh man!?

@bob806 said:

At least 17x a year?

Woof

Fair enough.  

To be fair to my comment, i was speaking more in terms of general clothing style outside of a jersey or team hat.  Outside of a Cleveland fans team pride, you don't see many people wearing browns and orange color combinations unless they are color blind.

OK...in some of those 70's movies like Shaft and Carwash you did see a lot of people wearing orange jumpsuits or Browns suits with wide orange ties or maybe a big orange hat with some sort of foot long feather plume ..lol...just saying

@flugel said:

Here you go

I like every uni that you pictured.  And I like the softer shade of orange that we used to use over the newer and harsher shade that's been in use lately (thanks to the Haslems).  

@kvoethe said:

I like the mascot helped the photographer that fell off the floating reveal on the lake 

LOL that was GREAT FUN !

@vaportrail said:

What dude wipes pulled off here is nothing short of amazing. They secured sponsorship with a team whose name is a euphemism for shit, whose play on the field is shit, and convinced them to change the helmets to look like a piece of shit. If they can secure the naming rights for the new stadium, it may quite possibly be the greatest advertising story ever told. 

and they make trades like sh*t, hire head coaches like sh*t......

the new helmet is going to get a lot of crap jokes by the rest of the league.

Gives a new meaning to the slur "sh*theads".

dammit.

@ballpeen said:

  Lets face it, how often do you wear anything that is Brown or Orange?  

At least 17x a year?

Woof

@vaportrail said:

What dude wipes pulled off here is nothing short of amazing. They secured sponsorship with a team whose name is a euphemism for shit, whose play on the field is shit, and convinced them to change the helmets to look like a piece of shit. If they can secure the naming rights for the new stadium, it may quite possibly be the greatest advertising story ever told. 

It's a troll job, to be sure.    But the Haslams are so greedy that if you sponsor them to make shit sandwich unis, all they're seeing is green.

@orion said:

The white alternate helmet wasn't bad, which was surprising because the Haslems just don't 'get' our uniforms.  The new helmet is Fugly!  Which is much more on par for the Haslem's lousy uniform taste.  

It's not "uniform taste".. It's hillbilly taste.... If Haslams had their way , the unis would be farm country red plaid...

@tiamat63 said:

Just saw, on the Browns app, that the "alpha dawg"  (GIGANTIC FUCKING EYE ROLL) helmets are sponsored by Dude Wipes.  

.... I couldn't make this shit up.  

What dude wipes pulled off here is nothing short of amazing. They secured sponsorship with a team whose name is a euphemism for shit, whose play on the field is shit, and convinced them to change the helmets to look like a piece of shit. If they can secure the naming rights for the new stadium, it may quite possibly be the greatest advertising story ever told. 

@ballpeen said:

I think teams are required to come up with new alternates every year or so.  Lets face it, how often do you wear anything that is Brown or Orange?  They aren't exactly statement colors. OK, everybody has some brown shoes/boots in the closet.

I like white on white with an orange helmet.

Here you go ballpeen I liked this next color coordination for a while. Here's the thing though, sometimes the orange pants looked more like a faded orange - and that took away the sugar in my eye candy.  One combination I liked in the uniform color scheme as well as the backfield tandem of "Do it with Pruitt"    (Greg Pruitt & Mike Pruitt).  That said, the Brown jerseys with the white pants were a color scheme I liked quite a bit.  Here's a REAL naughty LBer that role modeled that combination extremely well. 

@tiamat63 said:

Just saw, on the Browns app, that the "alpha dawg"  (GIGANTIC FUCKING EYE ROLL) helmets are sponsored by Dude Wipes.  

.... I couldn't make this shit up.  

I’m already imagining a cheesy hype song about alpha dawgs on a cold day in December, followed by the dude wipes mascot leading out our 3-13 browns. What a joke man. The whole thing just sucks and really encapsulates the browns fan experience. 

Also, that guy falling into the lake was clearly staged. The entire marketing and social media team is getting old, and I’m not a fuddy duddy. 

@orion said:

The white alternate helmet wasn't bad, which was surprising because the Haslems just don't 'get' our uniforms.  The new helmet is Fugly!  Which is much more on par for the Haslem's lousy uniform taste.  

I think teams are required to come up with new alternates every year or so.  Lets face it, how often do you wear anything that is Brown or Orange?  They aren't exactly statement colors. OK, everybody has some brown shoes/boots in the closet.

I like white on white with an orange helmet.

@tiamat63 said:

Just saw, on the Browns app, that the "alpha dawg"  (GIGANTIC FUCKING EYE ROLL) helmets are sponsored by Dude Wipes.  

.... I couldn't make this shit up.  

You know l had a idea like this once, to create a product that was a new and innovative way to clean your ass. 

My idea started with a multimillion dollar ad campaign to convince people that their asses were harbingers of disease and they really needed a better way to take care of that.

Then l introduce a series of products like butt brushes and butt paste that can be used to really disinfect that ass. 

The product name? Anal B.

.... I couldn't make this shit up.  

@dutch-oven said:

I love the all-white set, IMO they are the best uniforms we have. The all-brown might be a little much

I think the whites are the only single color uni we should wear.  

@texasag1969 said:

Well hopefully they wear them when the weather is cold with the sun out to help them warm up a bit.

I see, a winter wardrobe.  And with that matte finish not reflecting anything back.  -  If I were to bet, I'd say week 7 or 8.  The Dolphins & Patriots would contrast that dark helmet best.

@orion said:

The white alternate helmet wasn't bad, which was surprising because the Haslems just don't 'get' our uniforms.  The new helmet is Fugly!  Which is much more on par for the Haslem's lousy uniform taste.  

I love the all-white set, IMO they are the best uniforms we have. The all-brown might be a little much

It isn't nostalgia - bring back the 2002 unis, home and away.  They're cleaner and not an eye sore.