Masters said:

"Here Masters! This is the new Browns team/staff that will be good this time!" (watch it) “This looks like crap”’ And every year since then, Football season returns and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in front of a TV, and on the TV, is Browns game. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Browns” I think. “Browns that will be better. I can’t wait.” (watch it) “SON OF A BITCH!”

The original for those that want that might want a laugh

“Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!” (eats it) “This tastes like crap”’ And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait.” (eats it) “SON OF A BITCH!”

I caught that on Comedy Central....laughed my ass off.

Masters said:

"Here Masters! This is the new Browns team/staff that will be good this time!" (watch it) “This looks like crap”’ And every year since then, Football season returns and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in front of a TV, and on the TV, is Browns game. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Browns” I think. “Browns that will be better. I can’t wait.” (watch it) “SON OF A BITCH!”

The original for those that want that might want a laugh

“Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!” (eats it) “This tastes like crap”’ And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer’s patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I’ve never seen it before. “Candy corn,” I think. “Corn that tastes like candy. I can’t wait.” (eats it) “SON OF A BITCH!”

Hilarious!! Love Lewis Black too, thanks.

Thanks Joker. Here is one that has him and the gestures. This rant is exactly how I feel as a Browns fan.