<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[I'm sorry guys.  Everything is my fault.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>In high school, we got a hold of Art Modell's phone number.  I crank called him, naturally, because I hate him and everything.  But when I did, I asked him.</p>

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"So Art, what's your problem?  Why'd you move the Browns?"</p>

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He said, "I'll have you know that the FBI has a direc-"</p>

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I cut him off, "The FBI doesn't give a shit about Art Modell's phone, I'm pretty sure they're busy catching terrorists.  So.  Why'd you move the Browns?"</p>

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"I moved the Browns because of people like you!"</p>

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And he hung up.</p>

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I know I've posted this before.</p>

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I know I did this when I was 17.</p>

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I'm now 21, and I still find this funny.</p>

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But yeah, sorry guys, I guess everything we're putting up with now is my fault.  *sigh*</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/8200/i-m-sorry-guys.-everything-is-my-fault.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 02:48:26 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/8200.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:47:20 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I'm sorry guys.  Everything is my fault. on Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:45:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/kosar_for_president" aria-label="Profile: kosar_for_president">@<bdi>kosar_for_president</bdi></a> <a href="/post/131704">said</a>:</p>Your sig is funny, money to start a board.  I started one for $7.95 and 20 minutes of time for fun.  Wow it's so hard. 
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<a href="http://www.largenow.com/" rel="external nofollow">LINK</a></p>
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What? No, it's actually not a crack on Stan. I was copying Inspecta's sig and avatar (as everyone else was for a short time; you know, the body slam avatar?). It just so happens that our sigs are locked and you're not allowed to edit them, because I have tried to remove it.</p>

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But continue to jump to conclusions if it pleases you.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/131739</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/131739</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[grimmreaper3]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:45:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I'm sorry guys.  Everything is my fault. on Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:00:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/grimmreaper3" aria-label="Profile: grimmreaper3">@<bdi>grimmreaper3</bdi></a> <a href="/post/131675">said</a>:</p>Did you ask if he carried the game 'Battletoads?'
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Also, I imagine I won't have many more posts before I am banned from here, so I wish you farewell.</p>
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Your sig is funny, money to start a board.  I started one for $7.95 and 20 minutes of time for fun.  Wow it's so hard. </p>

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<a href="http://www.largenow.com/" rel="external nofollow">LINK</a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/131704</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/131704</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosar_For_President]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:00:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I'm sorry guys.  Everything is my fault. on Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:28:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Did you ask if he carried the game 'Battletoads?'</p>

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Also, I imagine I won't have many more posts before I am banned from here, so I wish you farewell.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/131675</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/131675</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[grimmreaper3]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:28:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I'm sorry guys.  Everything is my fault. on Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:02:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/vaportrail" aria-label="Profile: vaportrail">@<bdi>vaportrail</bdi></a> <a href="/post/131567">said</a>:</p>It's a long story.  Took about a week of calling for him to pick up.  But I really believe that the number that I was calling belonged to Art Modell.
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First few times I called, I got some foreign (Hispanic) woman answering the phone saying that he wasn't in.  Not surprising, it was in between our 3-a-days and he was probably at work.  I asked for his work number, the number that she gave me was to the Ravens' front office.  I tried to think of a way I could prank them, but everything seemed like it'd get shot down pretty quickly.  I call a few days later.  A woman (sounds white, young, pissed off) possibly a wife, or mistress, or daughter...  Anyways, I tell her my name's Rob from NFL Europe and that I wanted to talk to Art about a few prospects from the Barcelona Dragons.  She gets pissed off, says he's not there and to call him at work.  She gives me the same number.</p>

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So a day or two later, I call again, but at like 7 at night.  This time a guy picks up.  He sounds old.</p>
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"Hey Art, it's Rob!  How ya doin?"</p>
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"Oh, hey Rob, I'm alright how about yourself?"</p>
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"I'm doing great!  How's the family?"</p>
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"They're good, they're good..."</p>
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"So... Why'd you move the Browns?"</p>
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"...Who is this?"</p>

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Then the rest of the conversation up there happened.</p>
</blockquote>So all this IS your fault!!!! You SOB Im going to kick your A** lmao]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/131631</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/131631</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[medicineman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:02:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I'm sorry guys.  Everything is my fault. on Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:04:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's a long story.  Took about a week of calling for him to pick up.  But I really believe that the number that I was calling belonged to Art Modell.</p>

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First few times I called, I got some foreign (Hispanic) woman answering the phone saying that he wasn't in.  Not surprising, it was in between our 3-a-days and he was probably at work.  I asked for his work number, the number that she gave me was to the Ravens' front office.  I tried to think of a way I could prank them, but everything seemed like it'd get shot down pretty quickly.  I call a few days later.  A woman (sounds white, young, pissed off) possibly a wife, or mistress, or daughter...  Anyways, I tell her my name's Rob from NFL Europe and that I wanted to talk to Art about a few prospects from the Barcelona Dragons.  She gets pissed off, says he's not there and to call him at work.  She gives me the same number.</p>

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So a day or two later, I call again, but at like 7 at night.  This time a guy picks up.  He sounds old.</p>
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"Hey Art, it's Rob!  How ya doin?"</p>
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"Oh, hey Rob, I'm alright how about yourself?"</p>
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"I'm doing great!  How's the family?"</p>
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"They're good, they're good..."</p>
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"So... Why'd you move the Browns?"</p>
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"...Who is this?"</p>

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Then the rest of the conversation up there happened.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/131567</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/131567</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[VaporTrail]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:04:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I'm sorry guys.  Everything is my fault. on Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:51:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>He actually answers his own phone?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/131560</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/131560</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[halfsane]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:51:19 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>