<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Cirque Du Freak The Vampires Assistant Review]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>Cirque Du Freak The Vampire’s Assistant</b></p>
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Universal</p>
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PG 13      108 min</p>

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Uh maybe I’m missing something.</p>
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As it turns out my guess that this is a part of some series of fantasy novels was correct.</p>
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The Saga Of Darren Shan by, oddly enough, Darren Shan appears to be a sprawling fantasy/horror epic and this film is one of the installments.</p>
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That’s the reason there’s no hard and fast beginning and no more than a cliffhanger at the end.</p>
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Still I’m puzzled. Just toward whom is this aimed?</p>
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Teenage girls love sappy romantic vampires like TWILIGHT and teenage boys like lots of blood as in, well, BLOOD.</p>
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This doesn’t fit in either category, but there are elements of both here and therein lies the rub. What you end up with is closer, in style, to a darker and creepier HARRY POTTER.</p>
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Here’s the idea.</p>
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There are two groups of vampires roaming the underworld, one evil and one not so evil.</p>
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The latter group stuns their victims and takes just enough blood to survive, while the bad ones have no qualms at all about killing people. As a matter of fact they like it.</p>
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Lanton (a terribly miscast John C Reilly) is the de facto leader of the less evil group and has managed a fragile truce for two centuries but there's trouble on the way. </p>
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He’ll take a regular kid Darren (Chris Massoglia) as his protégé in preparation for a prophesied battle royal, and their bonding is the basis of this particular chapter.  Instead of Potter’s school for wizards this Darren moves into a traveling freak show populated by dozens of semi human oddities who may or may not become more intriguing as the saga unfolds.</p>
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It certainly seems that there’s enough foundation to build upon but, as it often happens, there’s too much background trimmed to make a multi tome opus into a two-hour movie.</p>
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As the sequels come out the characters may become more interesting as the grand scheme comes together.</p>
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It’s not quite there yet.</p>
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C+</p>
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WSS</p>

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Email westsidesteve@aol.com</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/8413/cirque-du-freak-the-vampires-assistant-review</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 17:39:02 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/8413.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:50:53 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cirque Du Freak The Vampires Assistant Review on Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:50:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>It's your dough but as for me?</b></p>
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If I love a book I'm intersted to see the movie just to copmpare 'em.</p>

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WSS</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/156038</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/156038</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Westside Steve]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:50:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cirque Du Freak The Vampires Assistant Review on Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:14:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Well I tried the search feature and it didnt show anything regarding this one...So..</p>

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Has anyone seen that Cirque Du Freak: The Vampires Assistant movie? I absolutely loved the Cirque Du Freak book series so I am debating on whether I should see this movie or not...There are a lot of mixed reviews so Im not exactly sure.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/155912</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/155912</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mifilia09]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:14:57 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>