"I wear one on my left arm with all of our plays and one on my right arm when we're in two-minute situations," he said. "

Man, that's scary.

How the hell can you run a 2 minute drill from a wristband? I mean, it took my five year old less time to memorize the entire Madden playbook than DA to memorize his own?

Seriously, very very scary tidbit there. Just imagine:

<< in the huddle >>

JL: "Okay, clocks ticking and we got 70 yards to go in 2 minutes."

DA: "Okay, okay, stop nagging me. You'll screw me up. Let me just open up my velcro..."

K2: "Are you kidding me? Come on man, call the play!"

DA: "Woops, wrong wrist band. Hold on a sec."

BE: "We're wasting time. Just throw it to me long."

<<In the SpongeBob french guy voice: "15 seconds later" >>

K2: "Dude, we're going to get hit with a delay of game. Hurry the hell up!"

<< DA singles the ref for a TO >>

JL: "We got no chance"

@lumbergh said:

Lummy, quit getting your panties in a knot. I know you are upset that your "boy friend" got canned, but life goes on.

Masters said:

Glad your quote fits for a signature now!

QUOTE (JADBF @ Nov 13 2008, 11:30 AM)

Well hell that explains all the confusion in our 2 minute drills then...first DA had to figure out which was his left and which was his right, then trying to open his flap, read the play, then look to the sidelines to make sure.....he realizes that his time spent alone admiring his #10 poster he inadvertantly made the pages for the 2 minute drill stick together making it impossible to actually run a 2 minute drill.

It does all add up now...lol

@jadbf said:

You just made me spit my coffee....

Masters said:

Glad your quote fits for a signature now!

This explains a ton. Looking down at each arm, designating the correct one for two minute drills, looking at the play, looking at the sidelines, then running up to the line to run the play and deciding to call TO.

I take that back, maybe it doesn't explain nothing.

@jadbf said:

It does all add up now...lol

Glad your quote fits for a signature now!

"Since he returned, Anderson on occasion has worn not one but two play sheet wristbands - which is unusual. The "cheat sheet" innovation first used by Baltimore Colts running back Tom Matte in an emergency quarterback role in a 1965 game now is common gear. But Anderson might be the only NFL quarterback wearing one on his left wrist and one on his right wrist. "

""We've got a lot of offense," Crennel joked.

Anderson said he's been wearing two wrist bands with plays for four years.

"I wear one on my left arm with all of our plays and one on my right arm when we're in two-minute situations," he said. "

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/plaindeale...&thispage=2

Masters said:

Don't overlook the pic that Lumbag posted. It was taken last year during the SF game. In December, with sleeves.

Once they found out BQ was STARTING the sleeves immediately removed themselves from BQ's guns out of sheer terror.

@lumbergh said:

Listen wristbandfag, he's got the same damn wristband as everybody else, and he opens it too.

Gayest argument ever by masterbater. Can you ever top this one?

Lumnuts,

Are you in the 3rd f'n grade??? Go back to romper room and leave us Browns fans alone. What is so hard to understand? You are not one of us! GOODBYE!!!

@lumbergh said:

Listen wristbandfag, he's got the same damn wristband as everybody else, and he opens it too.

Gayest argument ever by masterbater. Can you ever top this one?

LOL...Dude, your picture shows what Quinn's is and mine shows what DAs is (along with DA having to put it on two arms).

Everyone in the NFL doesn't have ones that open. I also am not the first to comment on DAs wrist playbook. There was an article in the local papers a long while ago about that, and how it is unconventional in the NFL today. What is the norm is a quick script play list like you see on Quinn's arm.

And when was it ever an argument? I made a crack on how Quinn didn't need the DA flip open book (because he knows the playbook).

Then you have to go to name calling. ONB, can you top this name calling by Lums?

Masters said:

Oh sure, he just doesn't open it.

Listen wristbandfag, he's got the same damn wristband as everybody else, and he opens it too.

Gayest argument ever by masterbater. Can you ever top this one?

@lumbergh said:

BTW you are now a wristband fag.

Dude, I don't care what DA uses to hold it closed (if you watched games you'd have seen DA flipping that thing open).

Aww..... does baby need a nap?

Man DA getting benched really has your vagina all sandy doesn't it? Because all you can do now is name call.

mz. said:

Point is, Lum, we're (fans, writers, whoever) not amazed that someone can actually memorize the plays, we're relieved that we now have a QB actually capable of doing so.

Amen,Brother

Masters said:

Masterbater, it has velcro, it's a flip open.

BTW you are now a wristband fag.

@lumbergh said:

Actually, if you read Sheps post you'd see he went out of his way to single out how Brady answered the question. Like a NFL QB does.

@lumbergh said:

I prefer Mitch Hedberg, but thank you for admiring my skill.

Point is, Lum, we're (fans, writers, whoever) not amazed that someone can actually memorize the plays, we're relieved that we now have a QB actually capable of doing so.

@lumbergh said:

You have over extented your stay here...have some class and dignity...if you have any...and just leave "us real browns fans" alone!

@lumbergh said:

Still not a flip open there Lummy (read, buddy, read). Of course if you watched the game, you would have seen BQ's didn't flip open, while DA flips his open like he's Don Strock. Oh, and look at DA's photo again, he's got one on each arm.

mz. said:

Haha! you're a real Rodney Dangerfield mz the pussy. What's amazing is that some dumbshit goes out of his way to write an article to say that BQ knows the teams' effing plays. What's gay is that shep and co think that's some kind of accomplishment.

Masters said:

take a closer look masterbater.

@lumbergh said:

What's truly amazing is the fact that your boy couldn't.

@lumbergh said:

That's a play script like all QBs have now, not the flip open play book DA wears

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