<![CDATA[Three ways to fail a sobriety test]]>https://brownsboard.com/topic/9755/three-ways-to-fail-a-sobriety-testRSS for NodeThu, 01 Oct 2026 02:51:30 GMTSat, 09 Jan 2010 13:29:56 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Three ways to fail a sobriety test on Sun, 10 Jan 2010 14:38:14 GMT]]>"e, d, c, b, aaaaaaaa", lol

"Are you a dancer, no I'm just drunk"

Reno 911, one of the best shows in history.

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@dawgtracker said:

I heard this story about how one guy failed his sobriety test. He was pulled over by a woman cop. She was certain the guy had been drinking. So she had him walk a straight line which he passed. She had him walk backwards which he passed. She had him stand on one foot which he passed.

At this point she gave up on conventional methods to get him. So she did a couple of jumping jacks and said "Can you do that" which he did. Then she did a couple of dance moves and said "Can you do that?" After he did those dance moves she said "Those moves were nice. Are you always such a good dancer" and the guy replied

NO, IT IS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK to which she replied "Thank you, you are under arrest"

check this out dawg

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@dawgtracker said:

I heard this story about how one guy failed his sobriety test. He was pulled over by a woman cop. She was certain the guy had been drinking. So she had him walk a straight line which he passed. She had him walk backwards which he passed. She had him stand on one foot which he passed.

At this point she gave up on conventional methods to get him. So she did a couple of jumping jacks and said "Can you do that" which he did. Then she did a couple of dance moves and said "Can you do that?" After he did those dance moves she said "Those moves were nice. Are you always such a good dancer" and the guy replied

NO, IT IS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK to which she replied "Thank you, you are under arrest"

that's from reno 911.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/151172https://brownsboard.com/post/151172Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:39:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three ways to fail a sobriety test on Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:01:03 GMT]]>I heard this story about how one guy failed his sobriety test. He was pulled over by a woman cop. She was certain the guy had been drinking. So she had him walk a straight line which he passed. She had him walk backwards which he passed. She had him stand on one foot which he passed.

At this point she gave up on conventional methods to get him. So she did a couple of jumping jacks and said "Can you do that" which he did. Then she did a couple of dance moves and said "Can you do that?" After he did those dance moves she said "Those moves were nice. Are you always such a good dancer" and the guy replied

NO, IT IS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK to which she replied "Thank you, you are under arrest"

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/151162https://brownsboard.com/post/151162Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:01:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three ways to fail a sobriety test on Sat, 09 Jan 2010 13:54:07 GMT]]>The last one was me when I was pulled over by Pittsburgh Police.

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