<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Great News!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>So i have one student who is a huge Colts fan, Michael, and all season long he has been giving me crap about the Browns.  Today I got some revenge.  Another student was having trouble with a math problem and Michael was helping him.  Michael assured the other student that he was right and he knew how to do the problem right.  I came over and told them that they were wrong and needed to redo it.  Michael argued and said how much do you want to bet.  I couldn't think of anything that I wanted bad enough until I noticed he was wearing his Colts shirt.  I said that if I was wrong I would bring in cookies the rest of the week and <b>if he was wrong, he would have to wear a Browns shirt all day on the Friday before the Superbowl.</b>  I won the bet and I wish everyone could have seen the look on his face when I did the problem on the board.  So now on February 5, Michael will have to wear this shirt.</p>

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It feels great to put a kid in his place.  It's the only reason I got into the education field.  </p>

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**Disclaimer: I wanted everyone to read this story so I made the title jump out at people.  I was going to name it BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! but decided against it.  Either way, enjoy.</p>
<p><a href="https://uploads.brownsboard.com/ips/monthly_01_2010/post-671-1264440442.gif" data-fileid="468"><img src="https://uploads.brownsboard.com/ips/monthly_01_2010/post-671-1264440442_thumb.png" data-fileid="468" alt="post-671-1264440442_thumb.png" /></a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/9969/great-news</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 07:57:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/9969.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:27:25 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:55:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/clevelandfanforlife" aria-label="Profile: clevelandfanforlife">@<bdi>clevelandfanforlife</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154401">said</a>:</p>yeah i mentioned that to him.  i thought ahead.</blockquote>

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Hmmm... That being the case, he should probably make a mask of your face and wear it along with the shirt. lolol.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154756</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154756</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kshutchins]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:55:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:25:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>kudos. </p>

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this is pretty funny.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154639</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154639</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[dj_illness]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:25:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:46:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/kshutchins" aria-label="Profile: kshutchins">@<bdi>kshutchins</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154370">said</a>:</p>Did you stipulate that the shirt needed to be worn over the top of all other clothing? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></blockquote>
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yeah i mentioned that to him.  i thought ahead.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154401</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154401</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ClevelandFanForLife]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:46:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:03:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/kosar_for_president" aria-label="Profile: kosar_for_president">@<bdi>kosar_for_president</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154372">said</a>:</p>Very good point Hutch...</blockquote>

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I raised two boys.  I know how they think.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154380</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154380</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kshutchins]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:03:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:14:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/kshutchins" aria-label="Profile: kshutchins">@<bdi>kshutchins</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154370">said</a>:</p>Did you stipulate that the shirt needed to be worn over the top of all other clothing? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></blockquote>

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Very good point Hutch...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154372</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154372</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosar_For_President]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:14:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:13:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/clevelandfanforlife" aria-label="Profile: clevelandfanforlife">@<bdi>clevelandfanforlife</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154308">said</a>:</p>So i have one student who is a huge Colts fan, Michael, and all season long he has been giving me crap about the Browns.  Today I got some revenge.  Another student was having trouble with a math problem and Michael was helping him.  Michael assured the other student that he was right and he knew how to do the problem right.  I came over and told them that they were wrong and needed to redo it.  Michael argued and said how much do you want to bet.  I couldn't think of anything that I wanted bad enough until I noticed he was wearing his Colts shirt.  I said that if I was wrong I would bring in cookies the rest of the week and <b>if he was wrong, he would have to wear a Browns shirt all day on the Friday before the Superbowl.</b>  I won the bet and I wish everyone could have seen the look on his face when I did the problem on the board.  So now on February 5, Michael will have to wear this shirt.
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It feels great to put a kid in his place.  It's the only reason I got into the education field.  </p>

<p>
**Disclaimer: I wanted everyone to read this story so I made the title jump out at people.  I was going to name it BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! but decided against it.  Either way, enjoy.</p>
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Did you stipulate that the shirt needed to be worn over the top of all other clothing? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154370</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154370</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kshutchins]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:13:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:41:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://foultshirts.com/football-shirts.html" rel="external nofollow">http://foultshirts.com/football-shirts.html</a>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154365</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154365</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Rooster Dick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:41:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:20:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>U got a link for that shirt? I cannot find it on google.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154358</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154358</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TheClevelandSound]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:20:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:22:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/clevelandfanforlife" aria-label="Profile: clevelandfanforlife">@<bdi>clevelandfanforlife</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154324">said</a>:</p>you left out the part about sexual harassment.</blockquote>


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These days I would'nt even kid around about that !</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154336</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154336</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosarfan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:22:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:00:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/blowe" aria-label="Profile: blowe">@<bdi>blowe</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154326">said</a>:</p>Out of curiosity, what grade do you teach?</blockquote>
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kindergarten.  just kidding.  10th graders.  it's y=mx+b stuff.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154328</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154328</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ClevelandFanForLife]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:00:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:47:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/clevelandfanforlife" aria-label="Profile: clevelandfanforlife">@<bdi>clevelandfanforlife</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154317">said</a>:</p>find teh slope of a line.  i'm 2-0 in bets with my students.</blockquote>

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Out of curiosity, what grade do you teach?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154326</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154326</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[blowe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:47:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:28:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/kosarfan" aria-label="Profile: kosarfan">@<bdi>kosarfan</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154322">said</a>:</p>HEADLINE CANTON, OHIO -
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A Teacher was arrested today for what was deemed by a students parents as; 'irreparable psychological damage' after the teacher won a bet with a student. The student, a loyal Indianapolis Colts fan (likley the next National Football League's Seasonal Champion), was wearing his team logo shirt and argued an answer with the teacher regarding a math equation. The teacher, a football fan himself of the 'did'nt-even-make-it-to the-playoffs' Cleveland Browns, argued that the student would be subjected to sporting Browns apparel should the student answer the equation incorrectly.</p>

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Local law enforcement deemed the action as cruel and unusual punishment, supporting the students parents' legal argument against the loyal, but misguided football enthusiast teacher.</p>

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When asked why the teacher used such a means with which to educate his students, his reply was 'It feels great to put a kid in his place. It's the only reason I got into the education field'.</p>

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Story at 11:00 ......</p>
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you left out the part about sexual harassment.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154324</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154324</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ClevelandFanForLife]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:28:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:27:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>HEADLINE CANTON, OHIO -</p>

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A Teacher was arrested today for what was deemed by a students parents as; 'irreparable psychological damage' after the teacher won a bet with a student. The student, a loyal Indianapolis Colts fan (likley the next National Football League's Seasonal Champion), was wearing his team logo shirt and argued an answer with the teacher regarding a math equation. The teacher, a football fan himself of the 'did'nt-even-make-it-to the-playoffs' Cleveland Browns, argued that the student would be subjected to sporting Browns apparel should the student answer the equation incorrectly.</p>

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Local law enforcement deemed the action as cruel and unusual punishment, supporting the students parents' legal argument against the loyal, but misguided football enthusiast teacher.</p>

<p>
When asked why the teacher used such a means with which to educate his students, his reply was 'It feels great to put a kid in his place. It's the only reason I got into the education field'.</p>

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Story at 11:00 ......</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154322</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154322</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosarfan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:27:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:48:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/kvozel" aria-label="Profile: kvozel">@<bdi>kvozel</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154315">said</a>:</p>What was the problem so we don't get stuck in the same situation in the future?</blockquote>
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find the slope of a line.  i'm 2-0 in bets with my students.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154317</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154317</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ClevelandFanForLife]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:48:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:49:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>What was the problem so we don't get stuck in the same situation in the future?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154315</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154315</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvozel]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:49:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:36:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/samoth" aria-label="Profile: samoth">@<bdi>samoth</bdi></a> <a href="/post/154311">said</a>:</p>Where can i get that shirt?</blockquote>
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google search "this guy loves the browns" shirt.  it's 9 bucks.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154312</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154312</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ClevelandFanForLife]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:36:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Great News! on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:34:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Where can i get that shirt?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/154311</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/154311</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[samoth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:34:06 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>