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  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Actually, it is YOU who don't know football. If, ands or buts come into play in the majority of NFL games. People like you always ocme up with meaningless, impotent, lame, limp bullshit after the fact that has no bearing on reality and other than for jackoffs, doens't even warrant conversation.

    Nobody is syaing the Browns played super caliber football. WHat we are saying is what matters, Given the contest put before us, given all teh same conditions that paplied ot both teams as far as ist game, preseason, trying out new things..... blah blah blah............. The effort the Browns put forward was better than the effort the lIons put forward and the Browns won.

    There are no oints given for mauling, outplaying or any of that other meaningless bullshit.

    As far as the "men in uniforms", who teh fuck are you, Nostra-dumbass, to say that when teh REGULAR officials take over that they might not even be MORE beneficial to us? What the fuck stat are you pulling out of your vagina that supports teh Browns will suffer when the regular officials take the field?

    The Browns got a break? Happens all teh fucking time, and it will happen for us again.

    As far as your other mix of dribble and snot, let me use your logivce...... NEXT TIME.... the lions won't be so lucky to have a green rookie, next time Weeden won't be throwing ints, next time Richardson will be in the backfield....

    BLah blah blah blah blah.............. save all your "if" bullshit. The Browns are 1-0. They won the fucking game. If they win 16 regular season games in teh same fashion, that's fine with me.

    Hey, wannabe internet sensation....Fuck Off

    Also, learn how to use English grammar, and a spelling class or two wouldn't hurt either.

  • HowieDawgH HowieDawg

    @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    I haven't been optimistic about the Browns since the 1999 opener. Richardson's surgery bugs me but I think he will be fine, or at least, I sincerely hope.

    I will say it again, no Lombardi Torphy has ever been given out at the draft or at pre-season. In fact, like any race, the only thing that maters is where you cross the finish line. The team that stinks in preseason may not stink by the time the middle of the season rolls around. OUr hope has to be that we see a better efforts each week.

    The contrary case to this is akin to having bratwurst shoved up your ass, so let's not talk about it.

    Perhaps the most irritating thing in all of this is that if the Browns suck this year, we will again be vulnerable to ingest shit like."New owner, new QB, new FO and new coaches desrve a few years to prove themselves.

    Right now, nobody can post a credible argument that Heckertt, Holmgren and Shurmur have been good for the Browns. At some point people have to be accountable for "shitting or gettting off the pot."

    That said, I reamin a homer. Here is what I know about yesterday's game. The ENTIRE group of men and women known as teh Detroit Lions met in a pre season football game with the Clveland Browns. The Browns won.

    Bitcha bout the stats all you want, and try to predict gloom based on those stats, but ask youself, if those stats doom the team, why did the team win?

    Fuck the Stats, and fuck all teh emotions and questions surrounding the team. RIght now, today, in the best vehicle the league has to gauge teams at this point of the season, the Browns are 1 - 0. UNDEFEATED.

    Amen to that Ghoolie. I'll take wins with poorer stats all season long - winning breads winning and Detroit were shocked to lose last night and weren't playing flag out there either.

    @howiedawg said:

    Amen to that Ghoolie. I'll take wins with poorer stats all season long - winning breads winning and Detroit were shocked to lose last night and weren't playing flag out there either.

    At some are getting it, my big time friend Ghoolie as usual and now Howidawg

    Offense Wins.......Franchise QB's are the key.............Defense keeps you in the game.........Go Buckeyes

  • @miktoxic said:

    i predict that everyone having a 'IN HOLMGREN WE TRUST' moniker as their sig will soon remove it.

    and ghoulie will do a 360.....again.

    man i'm looking like the amazing kresking right now.

    ghoulie hated holgren and heckert months ago. then after the draft got on board and actually backed holmgren and heckert in posts before haslam bought the team. as sonn as that was announced we got this:

    @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Right now, nobody can post a credible argument that Heckertt, Holmgren and Shurmur have been good for the Browns. At some point people have to be accountable for "shitting or gettting off the pot."

    so does your good friend actually know football or base his statements to conform to the masses?

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    @miktoxic said:

    i predict that everyone having a 'IN HOLMGREN WE TRUST' moniker as their sig will soon remove it.

    and ghoulie will do a 360.....again.

    man i'm looking like the amazing kresking right now.

    ghoulie hated holgren and heckert months ago. then after the draft got on board and actually backed holmgren and heckert in posts before haslam bought the team. as sonn as that was announced we got this:

    @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Right now, nobody can post a credible argument that Heckertt, Holmgren and Shurmur have been good for the Browns. At some point people have to be accountable for "shitting or gettting off the pot."

    so does your good friend actually know football or base his statements to conform to the masses?

    @miktoxic said:

    man i'm looking like the amazing kresking right now.

    ghoulie hated holgren and heckert months ago. then after the draft got on board and actually backed holmgren and heckert in posts before haslam bought the team. as sonn as that was announced we got this:

    so does your good friend actually know football or base his statements to conform to the masses?

    Bingo. It's not the first time he has completely changed his opinion and it won't be the last. As for Rich, I swear he cheers harder for Ghoolie than he does for his beloved Steelers..

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