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Are the Browns rolling out an elf mascot?

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  • S Shep wrote on last edited by
    #21

    The brass already committed to no logo and keeping the helmet orange. I don't think that outlaws a matte finish or tweaking stripes, which is been done plenty. Hell, we've worn white helmets.

  • @nickers said:

    I want Me a winning season...fuck the elf...

    The Browns fortunes started going down when Modell retired the elf. Coincidence?

    B beefjerky wrote on last edited by
    #22

    @hoorta said:

    The Browns fortunes started going down when Modell retired the elf. Coincidence?

    yeah for real bring back the magic! the elf returns.

  • @nickers said:

    I want Me a winning season...fuck the elf...

    The Browns fortunes started going down when Modell retired the elf. Coincidence?

    nickersN nickers wrote on last edited by
    #23

    @hoorta said:

    The Browns fortunes started going down when Modell retired the elf. Coincidence?

    coincidence...

  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
    #24

    It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
    #25

    Btw goblins are much tougher than elves. Everyone knows this.

  • It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    L Lambert_58 wrote on last edited by
    #26

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    From the Wiki:

    In folklore, a brownie resembles the hob, similar to a hobgoblin. Brownies are said to inhabit houses and aid in tasks around the house. However, they do not like to be seen and will only work at night, traditionally in exchange for small gifts of food. Among food, they especially enjoy porridge and honey. They usually abandon the house if their gifts are called payments, or if the owners of the house misuse them. Brownies make their homes in an unused part of the house.

    Folklorist John Gregorson Campbell distinguishes between the English brownie, which lived in houses, and the Scottish ùruisg or urisk, which lived outside in streams and waterfalls and was less likely to offer domestic help.[1] The ùruisg enjoyed solitude at certain seasons of the year. Around the end of the harvest, he became more sociable, and hovered around farmyards, stables and cattle-houses. He particularly enjoyed dairy products, and tended to intrude on milkmaids, who made regular libations of milk or cream to charm him off, or to gain his favour. He was usually seen only by those who possessed second sight, though there were instances when he made himself visible to ordinary people as well. He is said to have been jolly and personable, with flowing yellow hair, wearing a broad blue bonnet and carrying a long walking staff.

    Whole article here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_%28folklore%29

  • It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    letsgojacketsL letsgojackets wrote on last edited by letsgojackets
    #27

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    I'm embarrased I got that lol.

    Scratch that. I thought you got it from Harry Potter.

  • letsgojacketsL letsgojackets wrote on last edited by
    #28
  • It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    RichiswhereR Richiswhere wrote on last edited by
    #29

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    Actually it is an elf and its name is Brownie.

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    Actually it is an elf and its name is Brownie.

    The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
    #30

    @richiswhere said:

    Actually it is an elf and its name is Brownie.

    Well then that is fucking gay

  • flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
    #31

    Gotta love the 21st century elf. Got a devilish look about him. He ain't no pussy!

  • A Alkid3 wrote on last edited by
    #32

    Agree with the helmet staying the same. But I like the classic look of Brownie the elf being back

  • flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
    #33

    post-24771-0-89515300-1380416421_thumb.jpg Big, Brown and Badassed!!

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    Actually it is an elf and its name is Brownie.

    sisky fringoS sisky fringo wrote on last edited by sisky fringo
    #34

    @richiswhere said:

    Actually it is an elf and its name is Brownie.

    incorrectamundo.

    that's the misconception nearly everyone has, that it's an elf named Brownie...but it's not.

    a bunch of peeps being wrong about something for 50 years doesn't make it true...but the origin is slowing coming out.

    finally.

    a brownie is a species of creature, like a nymph, a sprite, or a hob.

    they are 'elf-ish'...but not elves in truth.

    the classic Cleveland Browns icon is simply a brownie that happens to also be named Brownie, similar to a human named Human.

    calling him 'Brownie the elf' was just a way of categorizing the obscure to pedestrian fans.

    and that my friends, is the rest of the story.

  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
    #35

    Told you, richiswhere. Boom.

  • sisky fringoS sisky fringo wrote on last edited by
    #36

    BOOM!!

  • post-24771-0-89515300-1380416421_thumb.jpg Big, Brown and Badassed!!

    T Taco918 wrote on last edited by
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    @flyingfooldoug said:

    Copy of cleveland-browns-wallpaper-460x288.jpg Big, Brown and Badassed!!

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge proponent of Brownie, but that just looks like a mischievous drunken hobo.

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    Copy of cleveland-browns-wallpaper-460x288.jpg Big, Brown and Badassed!!

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge proponent of Brownie, but that just looks like a mischievous drunken hobo.

    letsgojacketsL letsgojackets wrote on last edited by
    #38

    @taco918 said:

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge proponent of Brownie, but that just looks like a mischievous drunken hobo.

    Booo this man!

  • Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
    #39

    Our elf will always be Brownie to me...

    I'm betting Zombo is Brownie...

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    Copy of cleveland-browns-wallpaper-460x288.jpg Big, Brown and Badassed!!

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge proponent of Brownie, but that just looks like a mischievous drunken hobo.

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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    @taco918 said:

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge proponent of Brownie, but that just looks like a mischievous drunken hobo.

    no you're thinking of the notre dame fighting leprechaun on saint patrick's day.

    seen too many of those little fucks in my lifetime.

    they can't hold they smoke or drink.