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  • One PostO One Post wrote on
    #1

    Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Vick have announced their engagement. It has been rumored for months but now it's confirmed that the two are an item.

    The young couple had a party in their team's locker room before todays game vs. the Cleveland Browns. It was an announcement that really didn't surprise anyone close to the two love birds. Michael says, "I fell for him when he picked me up from prison on a Ninja motorcycle".

    This makes Ben's second time going to the alter. His first engagement was to former teammate William Gay.

    Asked if they were apprehensive of their announcement, they both shook their heads and Ben says, " it's really no surprise, everyone knows we love to spoon together on the sofa while his homemade chili simmers in the crock pot. He's a great cook".

    https://www.facebook.com/Mike-Black-Sunday-Stories-1780988822148720/?ref=bookmarks
    StinkHoleS 1 Reply
  • Canton DawgC Canton Dawg wrote on
    #2

    I bet Vick likes to do it doggy style!

    Two things that will define you: Your determination when you have nothing. Your attitude when you have everything. - Mike McCartney
  • One PostO One Post

    Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Vick have announced their engagement. It has been rumored for months but now it's confirmed that the two are an item.

    The young couple had a party in their team's locker room before todays game vs. the Cleveland Browns. It was an announcement that really didn't surprise anyone close to the two love birds. Michael says, "I fell for him when he picked me up from prison on a Ninja motorcycle".

    This makes Ben's second time going to the alter. His first engagement was to former teammate William Gay.

    Asked if they were apprehensive of their announcement, they both shook their heads and Ben says, " it's really no surprise, everyone knows we love to spoon together on the sofa while his homemade chili simmers in the crock pot. He's a great cook".

    StinkHoleS StinkHole wrote on
    #3

    One Post From the Truth said:

    Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Vick have announced their engagement. It has been rumored for months but now it's confirmed that the two are an item.

    The young couple had a party in their team's locker room before todays game vs. the Cleveland Browns. It was an announcement that really didn't surprise anyone close to the two love birds. Michael says, "I fell for him when he picked me up from prison on a Ninja motorcycle".

    This makes Ben's second time going to the alter. His first engagement was to former teammate William Gay.

    Asked if they were apprehensive of their announcement, they both shook their heads and Ben says, " it's really no surprise, everyone knows we love to spoon together on the sofa while his homemade chili simmers in the crock pot. He's a great cook".

    Lol..The Steeler win gnawing at you much?

    One PostO jcam222J 2 Replies
  • StinkHoleS StinkHole

    One Post From the Truth said:

    Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Vick have announced their engagement. It has been rumored for months but now it's confirmed that the two are an item.

    The young couple had a party in their team's locker room before todays game vs. the Cleveland Browns. It was an announcement that really didn't surprise anyone close to the two love birds. Michael says, "I fell for him when he picked me up from prison on a Ninja motorcycle".

    This makes Ben's second time going to the alter. His first engagement was to former teammate William Gay.

    Asked if they were apprehensive of their announcement, they both shook their heads and Ben says, " it's really no surprise, everyone knows we love to spoon together on the sofa while his homemade chili simmers in the crock pot. He's a great cook".

    Lol..The Steeler win gnawing at you much?

    One PostO One Post wrote on
    #4

    @stinkhole said:

    Lol..The Steeler win gnawing at you much?

    no not really. Just hate the Steelers anytime.
    https://www.facebook.com/Mike-Black-Sunday-Stories-1780988822148720/?ref=bookmarks
  • VagitronV Vagitron wrote on
    #5

    What a stupid ass post. Lol

    AKA SNATCH98 or Rorbotron. The boards glorious admins decided to get cute and change my name to "homotron" Classy group of people. (Lost a bet with Columbus king and got banned for a month)
    jrb12711J 1 Reply
  • One PostO One Post wrote on
    #6

    What a stupid ass response LMAO

    https://www.facebook.com/Mike-Black-Sunday-Stories-1780988822148720/?ref=bookmarks
  • VagitronV Vagitron

    What a stupid ass post. Lol

    jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on
    #7

    @vagitron said:

    What a stupid ass post. Lol

    I always wonder how awesome someone's life is that they are a dedicated poster on another teams fan site. Keep living the dream my man I'm sure your life is epic.

    One PostO VagitronV 2 Replies
  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    @vagitron said:

    What a stupid ass post. Lol

    I always wonder how awesome someone's life is that they are a dedicated poster on another teams fan site. Keep living the dream my man I'm sure your life is epic.

    One PostO One Post wrote on
    #8

    @jrb12711 said:

    I always wonder how awesome someone's life is that they are a dedicated poster on another teams fan site. Keep living the dream my man I'm sure your life is epic.

    Shit jrb, he's setting the world on fire with his trolling on message boards. Goddamn man can't you tell he's an overachiever?

    https://www.facebook.com/Mike-Black-Sunday-Stories-1780988822148720/?ref=bookmarks
  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    @vagitron said:

    What a stupid ass post. Lol

    I always wonder how awesome someone's life is that they are a dedicated poster on another teams fan site. Keep living the dream my man I'm sure your life is epic.

    VagitronV Vagitron wrote on
    #9

    @jrb12711 said:

    I always wonder how awesome someone's life is that they are a dedicated poster on another teams fan site. Keep living the dream my man I'm sure your life is epic.

    Regular poster? I've been here a long time but I'd hardly say I'm a regular poster. I also went to college in Ohio, some of my best friends are diehard browns fans and of course they talk a lot of sh.it. I read more than I post and seeing as this was steeler seek I'm naturally going to post a little more.

    AKA SNATCH98 or Rorbotron. The boards glorious admins decided to get cute and change my name to "homotron" Classy group of people. (Lost a bet with Columbus king and got banned for a month)
    jrb12711J The GipperT 2 Replies
  • Browns149B Browns149 wrote on
    #10

    Why waste your time responding to a stoolers fan?

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
  • K Kent wrote on
    #11

    The sad part is you probably worked on this all day. Everyone vents/mourns in their own way though. My preferred method is the gym

  • Browns149B Browns149 wrote on
    #12

    Mine is riding my Harley.................or drinking

    But not both anymore

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
  • flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on
    #13

    Flush and smile...it works for me

  • bbedwardB bbedward wrote on
    #14

    VesnaKociper said:

    I want to marry Joe Thomas. That fucking guy is really helping the Browns. I am so glad we didn't take Adrian Petersen. More offensive linemen, that's what we need.

    Fucking Vikings and all those damn championships AP has brought them.

    B StinkHoleS 2 Replies
  • bbedwardB bbedward

    VesnaKociper said:

    I want to marry Joe Thomas. That fucking guy is really helping the Browns. I am so glad we didn't take Adrian Petersen. More offensive linemen, that's what we need.

    Fucking Vikings and all those damn championships AP has brought them.

    B bringbackbrownie2 wrote on
    #15

    @bbedward said:

    Fucking Vikings and all those damn championships AP has brought them.

    Has he even won a playoff game? I'm pretty sure AP has only played in 2 playoff games and lost both..

  • B bringbackbrownie2

    @bbedward said:

    Fucking Vikings and all those damn championships AP has brought them.

    Has he even won a playoff game? I'm pretty sure AP has only played in 2 playoff games and lost both..

    K Kent wrote on
    #16

    @bringbackbrownie2 said:

    Has he even won a playoff game? I'm pretty sure AP has only played in 2 playoff games and lost both..

    I think he was on the team with Favre when they lost in the NFC championship game to the Saints.

  • K Kent

    @bringbackbrownie2 said:

    Has he even won a playoff game? I'm pretty sure AP has only played in 2 playoff games and lost both..

    I think he was on the team with Favre when they lost in the NFC championship game to the Saints.

    B bringbackbrownie2 wrote on
    #17

    @kent said:

    I think he was on the team with Favre when they lost in the NFC championship game to the Saints.

    Ah good call.

  • StinkHoleS StinkHole

    One Post From the Truth said:

    Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Vick have announced their engagement. It has been rumored for months but now it's confirmed that the two are an item.

    The young couple had a party in their team's locker room before todays game vs. the Cleveland Browns. It was an announcement that really didn't surprise anyone close to the two love birds. Michael says, "I fell for him when he picked me up from prison on a Ninja motorcycle".

    This makes Ben's second time going to the alter. His first engagement was to former teammate William Gay.

    Asked if they were apprehensive of their announcement, they both shook their heads and Ben says, " it's really no surprise, everyone knows we love to spoon together on the sofa while his homemade chili simmers in the crock pot. He's a great cook".

    Lol..The Steeler win gnawing at you much?

    jcam222J jcam222 wrote on
    #18

    @stinkhole said:

    Lol..The Steeler win gnawing at you much?

    I think the OP is being very nice giving Ben the opportunity to fuck Mike. Most of us just want him to go fuck himself.
  • VagitronV Vagitron

    @jrb12711 said:

    I always wonder how awesome someone's life is that they are a dedicated poster on another teams fan site. Keep living the dream my man I'm sure your life is epic.

    Regular poster? I've been here a long time but I'd hardly say I'm a regular poster. I also went to college in Ohio, some of my best friends are diehard browns fans and of course they talk a lot of sh.it. I read more than I post and seeing as this was steeler seek I'm naturally going to post a little more.

    jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on
    #19

    @vagitron said:

    Regular poster? I've been here a long time but I'd hardly say I'm a regular poster. I also went to college in Ohio, some of my best friends are diehard browns fans and of course they talk a lot of sh.it. I read more than I post and seeing as this was steeler seek I'm naturally going to post a little more.

    Let's do some fun math, you've been on this board for 5 years and 8 months. You have 3,554 as of this ppost Accounting then for 68 months of being on the board, that's 52 posts approximately a month, or about 2 posts a day. Shit talking with friends is fine, but having to take it to an internet forum is pretty pathetic.

  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    @vagitron said:

    Regular poster? I've been here a long time but I'd hardly say I'm a regular poster. I also went to college in Ohio, some of my best friends are diehard browns fans and of course they talk a lot of sh.it. I read more than I post and seeing as this was steeler seek I'm naturally going to post a little more.

    Let's do some fun math, you've been on this board for 5 years and 8 months. You have 3,554 as of this ppost Accounting then for 68 months of being on the board, that's 52 posts approximately a month, or about 2 posts a day. Shit talking with friends is fine, but having to take it to an internet forum is pretty pathetic.

    VagitronV Vagitron wrote on
    #20

    @jrb12711 said:

    Let's do some fun math, you've been on this board for 5 years and 8 months. You have 3,554 as of this ppost Accounting then for 68 months of being on the board, that's 52 posts approximately a month, or about 2 posts a day. Shit talking with friends is fine, but having to take it to an internet forum is pretty pathetic.

    Here is another fun fact. I almost exclusively post in Steeler threads. The Browns and the Steelers only play twice a season. The steelers are discussed a ridiculous amount on this message board. Beyond that everywhere else in the internet world, Two posts per day is incredibly low. I would much rather read than post.
    AKA SNATCH98 or Rorbotron. The boards glorious admins decided to get cute and change my name to "homotron" Classy group of people. (Lost a bet with Columbus king and got banned for a month)
    nickersN StinkHoleS The GipperT 3 Replies
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