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  • @tour2ma said:

    Like PFF's individual player grading process, but when they try to extend those grades to unit or team grades, they do suffer.

    If that #20 is a homer ranking, well the Natives are getting mighty restless here in SW Ohio. We "supposedly" have all that talent, and we're not winning. If Ghoolie thinks Hue Jackson is a bad coach, he's a Bill Bellichick compared to Marvin Lewis. If it wasn't for Mike Brown, Marvin would have been fired by any other team years ago.

    My prediction? Browns will have more wins than the Bungles this year. Marvin Lewis will finally be ? fired.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @hoorta said:

    If that #20 is a homer ranking, well the Natives are getting mighty restless here in SW Ohio. We "supposedly" have all that talent, and we're not winning. If Ghoolie thinks Hue Jackson is a bad coach, he's a Bill Bellichick compared to Marvin Lewis. If it wasn't for Mike Brown, Marvin would have been fired by any other team years ago.

    My prediction? Browns will have more wins than the Bungles this year. Marvin Lewis will finally be ? fired.

    All that talent?  What talent?   AJ Green is about it.

  • @hoorta said:

    If that #20 is a homer ranking, well the Natives are getting mighty restless here in SW Ohio. We "supposedly" have all that talent, and we're not winning. If Ghoolie thinks Hue Jackson is a bad coach, he's a Bill Bellichick compared to Marvin Lewis. If it wasn't for Mike Brown, Marvin would have been fired by any other team years ago.

    My prediction? Browns will have more wins than the Bungles this year. Marvin Lewis will finally be ? fired.

    All that talent?  What talent?   AJ Green is about it.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
    #22

    @the-gipper said:

    All that talent?  What talent?   AJ Green is about it.

    I did forget about Tyler Eifert on O, and Geno Atkins on D. But I'm not going to feed the troll any further.

  • @the-gipper said:

    All that talent?  What talent?   AJ Green is about it.

    I did forget about Tyler Eifert on O, and Geno Atkins on D. But I'm not going to feed the troll any further.

    GhoolieG Ghoolie wrote on last edited by
    #23

    @hoorta said:

    I did forget about Tyler Eifert on O, and Geno Atkins on D. But I'm not going to feed the troll any further.

    Larry, you live to hate the Bengal. In fact, you can't even bring yourself to say Bengals. They are a better team than the Browns and have been for a long, long time. The only troll here is YOU. Now, if you could ever put your money where your mouth is, then you would have credibility. But you are a broken record with no connection to reality. Every year it is the same fucking thing with you.........

    Marvin Lewis blows, if it wasn't for the owner he woudl be fired. D'uh, same thing with Hasdick and Clueless Hue Jackoff.

    You were all over this bullshit last year, telling us how Hue would sweep the Bengals, blasting me for saying that the Bengals would sweep the Browns. What happened Larry? Who was right? You and your offensive line horseshit, or me? Yep, you guessed it. While you were avoiding "trolls" I was laughing my cock off thinking about you choking on your beard watching Ghoolie's Bengals sweep your fake, pretend Browns.

    Hue is a better coach than Marvin Lewis? BWAAAAAHAAAAA HAAAAAAA HOOOOO HAAAAAA................................. In what fucking universe? 1 - 17? LMAO.

    Dude, the Bengals own the Browns. Dalton, Lewis, Green are not going to lose to the likes of our jackoffs. In every phase of the game, the Bengals are better, and they will hand the Browns another loss in two weeks. More than likely it will take the Browns to 0 - 4 because it is highly doubtful they will win this weekend.

  • @ghoolie said:

    GPR - Ghoolie Power Rankings   Browns @ 32  Worst team in the NFL.

    No QB, no Wrs, Rbs, TEs. Dumb bastard head coach, and top draft picks injured or suffering headaches.

    Colts win in a blow out.

    The dumbassery of this is the fact that you are not aware that the Colts are even more of a shitstorm.  Everything you say above about the Browns applies to the Colts, plus much more in spades. 

    GhoolieG Ghoolie wrote on last edited by
    #24

    @the-gipper said:

    The dumbassery of this is the fact that you are not aware that the Colts are even more of a shitstorm.  Everything you say above about the Browns applies to the Colts, plus much more in spades. 

    Not at all. They are missing Luck, that is their only problem. Using the Browns logic, they actually would have beaten the Cards, save one INT in OT. No, no, no, this is a far better team than the Browns. Colts win this by  10 - 17 points.

  • @hoorta said:

    I did forget about Tyler Eifert on O, and Geno Atkins on D. But I'm not going to feed the troll any further.

    Larry, you live to hate the Bengal. In fact, you can't even bring yourself to say Bengals. They are a better team than the Browns and have been for a long, long time. The only troll here is YOU. Now, if you could ever put your money where your mouth is, then you would have credibility. But you are a broken record with no connection to reality. Every year it is the same fucking thing with you.........

    Marvin Lewis blows, if it wasn't for the owner he woudl be fired. D'uh, same thing with Hasdick and Clueless Hue Jackoff.

    You were all over this bullshit last year, telling us how Hue would sweep the Bengals, blasting me for saying that the Bengals would sweep the Browns. What happened Larry? Who was right? You and your offensive line horseshit, or me? Yep, you guessed it. While you were avoiding "trolls" I was laughing my cock off thinking about you choking on your beard watching Ghoolie's Bengals sweep your fake, pretend Browns.

    Hue is a better coach than Marvin Lewis? BWAAAAAHAAAAA HAAAAAAA HOOOOO HAAAAAA................................. In what fucking universe? 1 - 17? LMAO.

    Dude, the Bengals own the Browns. Dalton, Lewis, Green are not going to lose to the likes of our jackoffs. In every phase of the game, the Bengals are better, and they will hand the Browns another loss in two weeks. More than likely it will take the Browns to 0 - 4 because it is highly doubtful they will win this weekend.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by hoorta
    #25

    @ghoolie said:

    Larry, you live to hate the Bengal. In fact, you can't even bring yourself to say Bengals. They are a better team than the Browns and have been for a long, long time. The only troll here is YOU. Now, if you could ever put your money where your mouth is, then you would have credibility. But you are a broken record with no connection to reality. Every year it is the same fucking thing with you.........

    Marvin Lewis blows, if it wasn't for the owner he woudl be fired. D'uh, same thing with Hasdick and Clueless Hue Jackoff.

    Dude, the Bengals own the Browns. Dalton, Lewis, Green are not going to lose to the likes of our jackoffs. In every phase of the game, the Bengals are better, and they will hand the Browns another loss in two weeks. More than likely it will take the Browns to 0 - 4 because it is highly doubtful they will win this weekend.

    Doubt I ever said the Browns would sweep the Bengals last year- fact check. If fact, I picked the Bengals to beat the Browns first time around in the Survivor League and would have picked them second time around except you couldn't use the same team twice.

    And just deny reality when I keep posting stuff from objective commentators the reason the Bungles haven't scored a touchdown yet is because their o-line sucks the big one.  

    Better than the Browns? Marginally last year. Lets look at their 6-9-1 record shall we? Beat a lousy Jets team by one point on the road. Beat the Dolphins- that the Browns should also have beaten if not for a just signed place kicker missing an easy game winning FG as time was running out. Browns gifted them 2 of their wins. Their only "quality" wins if you want to call them that- were against the 7-9 Eagles and the 8-8 Ravens, man I'm SO impressed. Well, when you're the worst team in the NFL as the Browns have been the last few years, it's not that hard to be "better". I suppose mediocre is an improvement over terrible.  

    You have your head so far up your ass about the Bungles, you can't see daylight.  

    https://www.sbnation.com/2017/9/15/16314930/andy-dalton-marvin-lewis-cincinnati-bengals-2018-rebuild-offense

    http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/news/cincinnati-bengals-andy-dalton-marvin-lewis-aj-mccarron-quarterback/15156wtz775ic18ys9ez6qm05o

    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/09/nfl-bengals-andy-dalton-a-j-mccarron-ravens

    Think I don't know what I'm talking about? This one sure as hell proves I DO. Read it and weep. Dalton had a WORSE game against the Ravens than Kizer did. Want to ignore that factoid? 

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2732507-andy-dalton-bengals-continue-regression-with-embarrassing-week-1-dud

    PS Blowhard, the Browns are superior statistically than the Colts, both offensively and defensively. 

  • @ghoolie said:

    Larry, you live to hate the Bengal. In fact, you can't even bring yourself to say Bengals. They are a better team than the Browns and have been for a long, long time. The only troll here is YOU. Now, if you could ever put your money where your mouth is, then you would have credibility. But you are a broken record with no connection to reality. Every year it is the same fucking thing with you.........

    Marvin Lewis blows, if it wasn't for the owner he woudl be fired. D'uh, same thing with Hasdick and Clueless Hue Jackoff.

    Dude, the Bengals own the Browns. Dalton, Lewis, Green are not going to lose to the likes of our jackoffs. In every phase of the game, the Bengals are better, and they will hand the Browns another loss in two weeks. More than likely it will take the Browns to 0 - 4 because it is highly doubtful they will win this weekend.

    Doubt I ever said the Browns would sweep the Bengals last year- fact check. If fact, I picked the Bengals to beat the Browns first time around in the Survivor League and would have picked them second time around except you couldn't use the same team twice.

    And just deny reality when I keep posting stuff from objective commentators the reason the Bungles haven't scored a touchdown yet is because their o-line sucks the big one.  

    Better than the Browns? Marginally last year. Lets look at their 6-9-1 record shall we? Beat a lousy Jets team by one point on the road. Beat the Dolphins- that the Browns should also have beaten if not for a just signed place kicker missing an easy game winning FG as time was running out. Browns gifted them 2 of their wins. Their only "quality" wins if you want to call them that- were against the 7-9 Eagles and the 8-8 Ravens, man I'm SO impressed. Well, when you're the worst team in the NFL as the Browns have been the last few years, it's not that hard to be "better". I suppose mediocre is an improvement over terrible.  

    You have your head so far up your ass about the Bungles, you can't see daylight.  

    https://www.sbnation.com/2017/9/15/16314930/andy-dalton-marvin-lewis-cincinnati-bengals-2018-rebuild-offense

    http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/news/cincinnati-bengals-andy-dalton-marvin-lewis-aj-mccarron-quarterback/15156wtz775ic18ys9ez6qm05o

    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/09/nfl-bengals-andy-dalton-a-j-mccarron-ravens

    Think I don't know what I'm talking about? This one sure as hell proves I DO. Read it and weep. Dalton had a WORSE game against the Ravens than Kizer did. Want to ignore that factoid? 

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2732507-andy-dalton-bengals-continue-regression-with-embarrassing-week-1-dud

    PS Blowhard, the Browns are superior statistically than the Colts, both offensively and defensively. 

    GhoolieG Ghoolie wrote on last edited by
    #26

    @hoorta said:

    Doubt I ever said the Browns would sweep the Bengals last year- fact check. If fact, I picked the Bengals to beat the Browns first time around in the Survivor League and would have picked them second time around except you couldn't use the same team twice.

    And just deny reality when I keep posting stuff from objective commentators the reason the Bungles haven't scored a touchdown yet is because their o-line sucks the big one.  

    Better than the Browns? Marginally last year. Lets look at their 6-9-1 record shall we? Beat a lousy Jets team by one point on the road. Beat the Dolphins- that the Browns should also have beaten if not for a just signed place kicker missing an easy game winning FG as time was running out. Browns gifted them 2 of their wins. Their only "quality" wins if you want to call them that- were against the 7-9 Eagles and the 8-8 Ravens, man I'm SO impressed. Well, when you're the worst team in the NFL as the Browns have been the last few years, it's not that hard to be "better". I suppose mediocre is an improvement over terrible.  

    You have your head so far up your ass about the Bungles, you can't see daylight.  

    https://www.sbnation.com/2017/9/15/16314930/andy-dalton-marvin-lewis-cincinnati-bengals-2018-rebuild-offense

    http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/news/cincinnati-bengals-andy-dalton-marvin-lewis-aj-mccarron-quarterback/15156wtz775ic18ys9ez6qm05o

    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/09/nfl-bengals-andy-dalton-a-j-mccarron-ravens

    Think I don't know what I'm talking about? This one sure as hell proves I DO. Read it and weep. Dalton had a WORSE game against the Ravens than Kizer did. Want to ignore that factoid? 

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2732507-andy-dalton-bengals-continue-regression-with-embarrassing-week-1-dud

    PS Blowhard, the Browns are superior statistically than the Colts, both offensively and defensively. 

    The Colts will beat the Browns. They have better coaching and better players. Stats mean very little because they involve too many random variables. Make no mistake, the Colts will humiliate the Browns. This is a lock, dude. 14 - 17 point win for the Colts.

  • @the-gipper said:

    The dumbassery of this is the fact that you are not aware that the Colts are even more of a shitstorm.  Everything you say above about the Browns applies to the Colts, plus much more in spades. 

    Not at all. They are missing Luck, that is their only problem. Using the Browns logic, they actually would have beaten the Cards, save one INT in OT. No, no, no, this is a far better team than the Browns. Colts win this by  10 - 17 points.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #27

    @ghoolie said:

    Not at all. They are missing Luck, that is their only problem. Using the Browns logic, they actually would have beaten the Cards, save one INT in OT. No, no, no, this is a far better team than the Browns. Colts win this by  10 - 17 points.

    Yea, sure, missing Luck is their only problem.   They are missing Luck because their OL sucks.  They are negative 40 in point differential. (that is not points surrendered, that is points given up.....their defense sucks swamp water).  Their RB is like the age of Satchel Paige.

    You are just hoping the Browns will do badly so that you can continue to play whatever this pathetic role is that you are trying to play. I don't know what that is:  Quasimodo maybe?

    quasimodo_1_700.jpg

  • @the-gipper said:

    All that talent?  What talent?   AJ Green is about it.

    I did forget about Tyler Eifert on O, and Geno Atkins on D. But I'm not going to feed the troll any further.

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
    #28

    @hoorta said:

    But I'm not going to feed the troll any further.

    That lasted about one post... 😛

    Bengals do have a lot of talent, but not compared to two seasons ago. In 2016 they lost their supporting WRs... this year their best OL. Doesn't help that Eifert can't stay healthy. Backfield is pretty strong. Dalton? He's been good enough to get them into the dance... then he remembers he has two left feet.

    D-side? Big yes on Geno... playing great so far. Dunlap is a very good DE. And hate him all you want, but Burfect has all the talent to be great... just lacks the sense. Secondary-wise Pacman has resurrected his career... thought he was done seasons ago.

    Issue is they are losing talent and not replacing it. That would be on Mike, but I agree... it's Marvin that is in trouble.

  • @ghoolie said:

    Not at all. They are missing Luck, that is their only problem. Using the Browns logic, they actually would have beaten the Cards, save one INT in OT. No, no, no, this is a far better team than the Browns. Colts win this by  10 - 17 points.

    Yea, sure, missing Luck is their only problem.   They are missing Luck because their OL sucks.  They are negative 40 in point differential. (that is not points surrendered, that is points given up.....their defense sucks swamp water).  Their RB is like the age of Satchel Paige.

    You are just hoping the Browns will do badly so that you can continue to play whatever this pathetic role is that you are trying to play. I don't know what that is:  Quasimodo maybe?

    quasimodo_1_700.jpg

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
    #29

    @the-gipper said:

    Yea, sure, missing Luck is their only problem.   They are missing Luck because their OL sucks.  They are negative 40 in point differential. (that is not points surrendered, that is points given up.....their defense sucks swamp water).  Their RB is like the age of Satchel Paige.

    You are just hoping the Browns will do badly so that you can continue to play whatever this pathetic role is that you are trying to play. I don't know what that is:  Quasimodo maybe?

    quasimodo_1_700.jpg

    William Sommers maybe?

  • @hoorta said:

    Doubt I ever said the Browns would sweep the Bengals last year- fact check. If fact, I picked the Bengals to beat the Browns first time around in the Survivor League and would have picked them second time around except you couldn't use the same team twice.

    And just deny reality when I keep posting stuff from objective commentators the reason the Bungles haven't scored a touchdown yet is because their o-line sucks the big one.  

    Better than the Browns? Marginally last year. Lets look at their 6-9-1 record shall we? Beat a lousy Jets team by one point on the road. Beat the Dolphins- that the Browns should also have beaten if not for a just signed place kicker missing an easy game winning FG as time was running out. Browns gifted them 2 of their wins. Their only "quality" wins if you want to call them that- were against the 7-9 Eagles and the 8-8 Ravens, man I'm SO impressed. Well, when you're the worst team in the NFL as the Browns have been the last few years, it's not that hard to be "better". I suppose mediocre is an improvement over terrible.  

    You have your head so far up your ass about the Bungles, you can't see daylight.  

    https://www.sbnation.com/2017/9/15/16314930/andy-dalton-marvin-lewis-cincinnati-bengals-2018-rebuild-offense

    http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/news/cincinnati-bengals-andy-dalton-marvin-lewis-aj-mccarron-quarterback/15156wtz775ic18ys9ez6qm05o

    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/09/nfl-bengals-andy-dalton-a-j-mccarron-ravens

    Think I don't know what I'm talking about? This one sure as hell proves I DO. Read it and weep. Dalton had a WORSE game against the Ravens than Kizer did. Want to ignore that factoid? 

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2732507-andy-dalton-bengals-continue-regression-with-embarrassing-week-1-dud

    PS Blowhard, the Browns are superior statistically than the Colts, both offensively and defensively. 

    The Colts will beat the Browns. They have better coaching and better players. Stats mean very little because they involve too many random variables. Make no mistake, the Colts will humiliate the Browns. This is a lock, dude. 14 - 17 point win for the Colts.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
    #30

    @ghoolie said:

    The Colts will beat the Browns. They have better coaching and better players. Stats mean very little because they involve too many random variables. Make no mistake, the Colts will humiliate the Browns. This is a lock, dude. 14 - 17 point win for the Colts.

    HAHAHA More ignorance from the troll. Why don't you give it up? Your crap is getting so lame it's actually funny.  Probably don't even know who the HC of the Colts is. LOL it's going to be a close call who gets fired first- Pagano or Lewis.  

    https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2017/9/12/16291658/nfl-coaching-mistakes-2017-week-1-chuck-pagano-colts-challenge-sean-payton