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  • Ha Ha Clinton Dix, and whoever named their kid that- it's not funny....  

  • Browns safety Will Hill..

  • OK, although these aren't "football" names I give you these. Working in an inner city hospital for years, the Hematology Supervisor kept a list of weird names of anyone who came through the door. And almost everyone walking in got a test that went through that lab...  So here's the most memorable, and I'm not kidding...  

    General Grant, Admiral Forster, Sergeant Sergeant.  (our entire military) ....  Dang- we do have the NFL guy Captain Munnerlyn for real., now that my memory is jogged...  Harold Harold, Shade Bush, Perfect Champagne (and she named her kid Dom Perignon).  😁 

  • @kvoethe said:

    Who the hell named that last kid???

    Mike

  • My favorite Browns Names all-time team: 

    QB Dick Shiner

    RB Ben Gay

    RB Chris Oblongbanana

    WR Fair Hooker

    WR Jubilee Dunbar

    TE Chip Class

    T Roman Oben

    T Spencer Django "Unchained"

    G Pork Chop Womack

    G Houston Hoover

    C Mike Baab

    DT Pio Sagapalutee

    DT Orpheus Roye

    DE Joe "Turkey" Jones

    DE Frostee Rucker

    MLB Scooby Wright

    OLB Barkevious Mingo

    OLB Robert L. "Stonewall" Jackson

    S Thane Gash

    S Erick Hagg

    CB Buster Skrine

    CB Najee Mustafaa

    K Travis Coons

    P Tom Tupa

    KR Fozzy Whitaker

    PR Gerald "Ice Cube" McNeil

  • I always thought Barkevious Mingo had the perfect name for the Dog Pound to love. I tried to start the rumor that he had a brother Nefarious and a sister Lascivious but it unfortunately didn’t catch on.

  • I always thought Barkevious Mingo had the perfect name for the Dog Pound to love. I tried to start the rumor that he had a brother Nefarious and a sister Lascivious but it unfortunately didn’t catch on.

    @buck-the-frowns said:

    I always thought Barkevious Mingo had the perfect name for the Dog Pound to love. I tried to start the rumor that he had a brother Nefarious and a sister Lascivious but it unfortunately didn’t catch on.

    But...those were Harry Potter characters, weren't they?  Or should have been.

    • Phineas Nigellus Black – late great-great-grandfather of Sirius Black, a former headmaster of Hogwarts whose painting hangs in the office and helps out the current headmaster.
    • Sirius Black – Harry Potter's godfather, a member of the Order of the Phoenix and prisoner on the run.
    • Dedalus Diggle – member of the Order of the Phoenix who took the Dursleys into hiding.
    • Filius Flitwick – Charms professor at Hogwarts and Head of Ravenclaw.
    • Silvanus Kettleburn - Care of Magical Creature teacher until Harry's third year.
    • Rodolphus Lestrange – Death Eater, brother of Rabastan Lestrange, husband of Bellatrix Lestrange.
    • Xenophilius Lovegood – Father of Luna Lovegood, and editor of The Quibbler.
    • Ignotus Peverell – Original owner of The Invisibility Cloak in The Tale of the Three Brothers.
    • Quirinus Quirrell – Defence Against the Dark Arts professor in Harry's first year, possessed by Lord Voldemort, and was killed in Philosopher's Stone.
    • They fit right in.
  • @buck-the-frowns said:

    I always thought Barkevious Mingo had the perfect name for the Dog Pound to love. I tried to start the rumor that he had a brother Nefarious and a sister Lascivious but it unfortunately didn’t catch on.

    But...those were Harry Potter characters, weren't they?  Or should have been.

    • Phineas Nigellus Black – late great-great-grandfather of Sirius Black, a former headmaster of Hogwarts whose painting hangs in the office and helps out the current headmaster.
    • Sirius Black – Harry Potter's godfather, a member of the Order of the Phoenix and prisoner on the run.
    • Dedalus Diggle – member of the Order of the Phoenix who took the Dursleys into hiding.
    • Filius Flitwick – Charms professor at Hogwarts and Head of Ravenclaw.
    • Silvanus Kettleburn - Care of Magical Creature teacher until Harry's third year.
    • Rodolphus Lestrange – Death Eater, brother of Rabastan Lestrange, husband of Bellatrix Lestrange.
    • Xenophilius Lovegood – Father of Luna Lovegood, and editor of The Quibbler.
    • Ignotus Peverell – Original owner of The Invisibility Cloak in The Tale of the Three Brothers.
    • Quirinus Quirrell – Defence Against the Dark Arts professor in Harry's first year, possessed by Lord Voldemort, and was killed in Philosopher's Stone.
    • They fit right in.

    @the-gipper said:

    But...those were Harry Potter characters, weren't they?  Or should have been.

    • Phineas Nigellus Black – late great-great-grandfather of Sirius Black, a former headmaster of Hogwarts whose painting hangs in the office and helps out the current headmaster.
    • Sirius Black – Harry Potter's godfather, a member of the Order of the Phoenix and prisoner on the run.
    • Dedalus Diggle – member of the Order of the Phoenix who took the Dursleys into hiding.
    • Filius Flitwick – Charms professor at Hogwarts and Head of Ravenclaw.
    • Silvanus Kettleburn - Care of Magical Creature teacher until Harry's third year.
    • Rodolphus Lestrange – Death Eater, brother of Rabastan Lestrange, husband of Bellatrix Lestrange.
    • Xenophilius Lovegood – Father of Luna Lovegood, and editor of The Quibbler.
    • Ignotus Peverell – Original owner of The Invisibility Cloak in The Tale of the Three Brothers.
    • Quirinus Quirrell – Defence Against the Dark Arts professor in Harry's first year, possessed by Lord Voldemort, and was killed in Philosopher's Stone.
    • They fit right in.

    Gipp!!???

    Nice!!!  Great books!!  Nerds in da house!!!!

  • @the-gipper said:

    But...those were Harry Potter characters, weren't they?  Or should have been.

    • Phineas Nigellus Black – late great-great-grandfather of Sirius Black, a former headmaster of Hogwarts whose painting hangs in the office and helps out the current headmaster.
    • Sirius Black – Harry Potter's godfather, a member of the Order of the Phoenix and prisoner on the run.
    • Dedalus Diggle – member of the Order of the Phoenix who took the Dursleys into hiding.
    • Filius Flitwick – Charms professor at Hogwarts and Head of Ravenclaw.
    • Silvanus Kettleburn - Care of Magical Creature teacher until Harry's third year.
    • Rodolphus Lestrange – Death Eater, brother of Rabastan Lestrange, husband of Bellatrix Lestrange.
    • Xenophilius Lovegood – Father of Luna Lovegood, and editor of The Quibbler.
    • Ignotus Peverell – Original owner of The Invisibility Cloak in The Tale of the Three Brothers.
    • Quirinus Quirrell – Defence Against the Dark Arts professor in Harry's first year, possessed by Lord Voldemort, and was killed in Philosopher's Stone.
    • They fit right in.

    Gipp!!???

    Nice!!!  Great books!!  Nerds in da house!!!!

    @kvoethe said:

    Gipp!!???

    Nice!!!  Great books!!  Nerds in da house!!!!

    Zombo would burst a blood vessel.

  • I always though Mike Oliphant had a funny name too...