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So... a neighbor of mine hung up a Steelers flag outside his house yesterday

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  • T Tobalaz wrote on last edited by
    #21

    1. remove the flag

    2. replace with browns flag (best suggestion so far)

    3. send Polaroid of the flag with a picture of the day's current news paper (just like in all the old kidnapping movies)

    3. ask for an insane list of demands (piece of Ben's bike, a clean game by Ward, a lock of Troy's hair)

    4. return the flag 2 days later, in the night

    don't do anything too crazy and I'm sure no feelings would be hurt.

  • M mastadave99999 wrote on last edited by
    #22

    Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!

  • Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!

    BUNSofSTEEL08B BUNSofSTEEL08 wrote on last edited by
    #23

    @mastadave99999 said:

    Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!

    DAMN...Now THAT is Stupid !!!

  • hammertimeH hammertime wrote on last edited by
    #24

    Come on Folks, the proper response is to post on craigslist requesting gay,incest loving folks with a knack for beasteality to show up at the house with the Steelers flag.

    Be sure to mention you like surprises.

  • Come on Folks, the proper response is to post on craigslist requesting gay,incest loving folks with a knack for beasteality to show up at the house with the Steelers flag.

    Be sure to mention you like surprises.

    ? AdaM wrote on last edited by
    #25

    @hammertime said:

    Come on Folks, the proper response is to post on craigslist requesting gay,incest loving folks with a knack for beasteality to show up at the house with the Steelers flag.

    Be sure to mention you like surprises.

    Brilliant!

    Post in the "casual encounters" or whatever part of craigslist.... Say there is a big swingers party being hosted there, the fatter and uglier the better.

  • razor1414R razor1414 wrote on last edited by
    #26

    post under mm4m

  • G Gafreleets wrote on last edited by
    #27

    i would say bow down to it and enjoy looking at a symbol of winning football.

    but that's just my opinion.

  • i would say bow down to it and enjoy looking at a symbol of winning football.

    but that's just my opinion.

    ? AdaM wrote on last edited by
    #28

    Nafreleets said:

    i would say bow down to it and enjoy looking at a symbol of winning football.

    but that's just my opinion.

    2-3

  • M mastadave99999 wrote on last edited by
    #29

    Whatever you do make sure that after you vandalize this piece of squeeler shit...

    Leave a note at the front door saying "with love from the ratbirds"

  • W WPB Dawg Fan wrote on last edited by
    #30

    This is a little long...but it should be fun.

    1st - take it Saturday night before the Browns/Steelers game

    2nd - replace it with a Browns flag

    3rd - put a small table below where the Browns flag now hangs

    4th - cover the table with the Steelers flag

    5th - put a broken up toy motorcycle....and burned up long wavy wig...a crying baby doll...a bottle of piss colored water....and a couple yellow and black candles....on the table

    6th - write a note outlining the ritual required to turn from the dark path and walk in the true light of Browns Fandom

    7th - put a video camera trained on the entire thing and get ready to win $10k from Funniest Home Videos...or at least get youtube fame

    🥷

  • BrownIndianB BrownIndian wrote on last edited by
    #31

    hang a pink bra on top of that flag .... it helps support the Breast Cancer awareness program the NFL is participating on too ...

  • First off WHERE do you live (in general). And I agree New Fan or Old School Steeler guy. If you took mine you had BETTER Be a good friend of mine also. Otherwise you would be a jackazz... But a little Fun is Just taht Fun. Even in relation to the NoFunLeague !!!

    D DeadWombat wrote on last edited by DeadWombat
    #32

    FREAKofSTEEL08 said:

    First off WHERE do you live (in general). And I agree New Fan or Old School Steeler guy. If you took mine you had BETTER Be a good friend of mine also. Otherwise you would be a jackazz... But a little Fun is Just taht Fun. Even in relation to the NoFunLeague !!!

    I live near Cleveland. Its about 15 minutes away.

    As for my neighbor, the flag says "six superbowl wins" or something like that, so I'm gonna go ahead and go with new fan. I know the daughter (a real tomboy) is a Stoolers fan as well.

    Replacing it with a Browns flag is a great idea. Unfortunately, I don't have one! Any suggestions where I can pick one up? It sounds like a good investment: I figure at the end of it all I can hang up the flag at my own house (assuming I get it back). 😆

  • hang a pink bra on top of that flag .... it helps support the Breast Cancer awareness program the NFL is participating on too ...

    ? AdaM wrote on last edited by
    #33

    @brownindian said:

    hang a pink bra on top of that flag .... it helps support the Breast Cancer awareness program the NFL is participating on too ...

    Wouldn't want anyone to mistakenly think a steeler fan can actually get some poon....

  • ClevelandFanForLifeC ClevelandFanForLife wrote on last edited by
    #34

    take the poll and flag and stick it up his ass. he would like it though.